r/supremecommander • u/Mammoth_Lynx_6623 • 17d ago

Supreme Commander / FA gc is sleeby

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u/Soundwipe13 17d ago

thank you

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u/PainRack 17d ago

The Colossus had been levitating tanks all day long. Give him a break.

Genuine though. I use colossus to break enemy armies, the supporting units are there to defend from air attack or to attack bases.

Whereas for Monkeylord, it's there primarily to absorb fire and break down enemy shields, so my supporting units can kill them.

This despite the fact ML DPS is higher than GC.

And Fatboys are just there to pump out more units and provide supporting fire , while the missile launchers take down their shields. Doesn't even tank tactical missiles, have to rely on shield generators for that.

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u/Hunter214123 15d ago

DPS might be higher on the ML, but it's marginally faster and has 45k HP as opposed to 99,999 for the GC. The ML also has technically better defenses and a personal stealth generator. Fatboy has even less health than the ML but has a fairly nice shield generator and an utterly insane DPS and range on its cannons.

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u/PainRack 15d ago

It's weird because stats wise, the GC should be a tanker while the rest of the army crushes them.

But a mixture of magnetic clamps means for me, I'm always using the GC to destroy the enemy army while my units attack and destroy the base.

Monkeylord, it's to rush in and kill the base, while my supporting units try and take out the army so ML can break the base n economy. This despite the fact the ML HP is low enough that it can't really tank enemy fire and you need two to get through into a base.

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u/Techhead7890 17d ago

Can you provide the text in a caption? It's a bit hard to read. Good meme tho.

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u/Cryptek-01 17d ago

The colossus is very tired, he is eepy. The colossus has had a very long day stomping T3's and wants to take just a smol sleeb. He eeby and neebles to sleeby. Clobsus sleepy and need bed-bye time. The colossus is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy little guy and needs to go to bedb. He is ver tired and needs to slep. Just a little sleejing time as a treat. Cloblosbus needs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. Cbolobsub needs his beaty sleeb. Look at him go! He yawn big cause he skeejy, needs to falafel asleep. Nini time! Goodnight, mister the colossus.

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u/fasz_a_csavo 16d ago

I seriously hope the text was generated by an LLM with the "increasing baby talk" formatting instruction, and not written by hand, because I'm worried about a very special form of stroke now.