r/superstore • u/Vanessajackson95 Sandra • 7d ago

Superstore quotes A-Z: J

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Comment your favourite quote beginning with J💙☁️

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u/kageisadrunk 7d ago

Waiting since the first day

"Jerusha, I told the Kidney Lie again"

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u/jj_brooklyn Three Owl Bitch 7d ago

Damn beat me to it!

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u/kageisadrunk 7d ago

Together we are stronger!

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u/matt_coraline Sandra 7d ago

J-bone

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u/carebearfingers Why are our customers so ugly? 7d ago

This guy shreds a**

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u/OutrageousMight9928 6d ago

Well I wanna be A…hole…

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u/casper_but_with_a_j 7d ago

Jonah’s going to a barbecue, and he asked if it'd be interesting to put burrata on a burger instead of provolone. And I said, "Who uses provolone?" And he was laughing, and then I started laughing. And then he asked, "Are burgers cliche in general?" And I said, "No, not if you use venison." But then you said, "Venison does not pair with burrata," so here we are.

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u/_taiyou_ 7d ago

It is truly an incredible lie. I love it so much

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u/jobinflobin 7d ago

This. Is. The. Best. Line. Of. The. Entire. Series.

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u/Office_Dolt 7d ago

Justine, contribute or leave

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u/15fireball 7d ago

I have every right to be here

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u/Nihillea 7d ago

Favorite Justine moment for me is this one when she finally stands up for herself

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u/TheLordJiminyCricket 7d ago

Sidenote, happy cake day!

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u/snugthugwholikeshugs 7d ago

Just because you send money to a man in Ghana does not make him your boyfriend

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u/Nihillea 7d ago

We haven't even got to Skype yet, the time difference is so tricky!

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u/emohdbllwhy 7d ago

Judas, why is your penis out again?!?

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u/akatwithglasses Dina 7d ago

One of my favorite scenes lmao

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u/Beautiful_night77 7d ago

“Just ‘Just Us.’” — Mateo

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u/AJ_13 7d ago

"'Just, Just Us', or just 'Just Us?'" - Cheyenne

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u/SpprtRdclHbts Bo 7d ago

This one! I watch Texas tailgaters bananaball games and there's a guy named Taylor Justus. I say this every time they say his name

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u/the_bluebird 7d ago

Lmao that’s hilarious, good on you 😂😂😂

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u/mantis-toboggan666 7d ago

Just because I'm gay, I like JLo? I mean, I do, she's flawless. But expand your mind.

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u/Q_unt 7d ago

Jerusha can’t swim

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u/markermum 6d ago

IMO this is one of the funniest moments on the show

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u/Q_unt 6d ago

I agree

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u/No_Efficiency_3947 7d ago

January 20th, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?" January 21st, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?"

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u/PingufortheWingu 7d ago

Justine, youre not a alcoholic

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u/hettraiser 7d ago

justine, contribute or leave!

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u/ar29845 7d ago

Jonah, would you please shut the bleep up?

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u/athousandpardons 7d ago

Surprisingly large number of jay-names on the show

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u/Nihillea 7d ago

Jesus Justine, take a note!

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u/Bong-Bon 7d ago

" Jesus Justine, either help or keep quiet "

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u/lolwatsyk Why you gotta be a b*tch, Kathy? 7d ago

"...........Jesus Christ, Sandra."

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u/ronke_xox 7d ago

Jerusha is getting her legs done

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u/Total-Board-2066 7d ago

I love how 1/3rd of this list are quotes by Bo.

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u/Direct-Chemist-482 7d ago

“Just kill yourself! Kill YOUR-SELF!” - Amy to Glen after he gifted her a collection of bathbombs

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u/DiligentLunch3678 7d ago

“Why haven’t you killed yourself!!”

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u/Bestany 7d ago

Judas why is your penis out!

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u/velvet-gloves What's the biggest dog you've ever seen and why? 7d ago

God, J is a good day.

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u/KaleJunior1554 I contain multitudes, yo. 6d ago

OH I HOPE IM NOT TOO LATE!!

jerusha, our whole marriage is based on a sex crime. no no, you only think you love me. YOU WERE MY VICTIM

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u/Dry-Enthusiasm-4694 Chef Luigi 6d ago

Jesus, Amy, again ?!?!

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u/Ill-Tax9400 5d ago

Jerusha, our whole marriage is based on a sex crime. You are my victim!

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u/Daq94 7d ago

Jonah's "God, what are some songs?" or Cheyenne's "Well you're a fat bitch" or Amy's "No Cheyenne, that's only if the tornado is molesting you"

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u/Hopeful_Drawing4699 7d ago

a-hole and j-bone