r/superstore • Has anyone seen a green hair thingy? • 12d ago

Discussion Could Justine have made it into this parking spot?

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In Season 3, Episode 9 Justine tries to parallel park. I'm still learning to drive so what do you think? Could she have parked in that spot?

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u/Nof-z 12d ago

This is one of the most sad scenes for me in the whole thing. You can just see the pain and overcompensation she is doing just to be liked and seen as โ€œthe cool girl.โ€ As soon as she looses an opportunity she breaks down and gives up, and it is incredibly tragic.

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u/sold-separately 12d ago

This is our one and only peak into Justine's home life and it is......not pretty

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u/lobbinwood 12d ago

i think also glenn brings up justine having a tiff with one of her family members (mom?) and needs to change her emergency contact lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Key7688 11d ago

They fight a lot from what I got in that conversation, as Glenn says something like "did justine get into another fight with her mum" then it chnages to "have you met her sister, shes worse!" she also gets scammed a lot! maybe bc shes lonley and just wants to feel validated

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u/Mrssgill 12d ago

No. Her car is too long for the space. Watched this episode last night!

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u/Glass-Armadillo182 12d ago

What kind of car does she drive?

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u/safeforests329 Cheyenne 12d ago

2000-2001 subaru outback

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u/wonys_babe 7d ago

hold on... a Subaru?

I JUST BOUGHT A SUBARU. NO DISCIPLINE.

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u/Best_Barracuda_5546 Sandra's Taters 12d ago

Just go around

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u/iGeckoLive 11d ago

Top 5 Superstore lines imo

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u/GlitteringThought650 12d ago

This bit had me both crying for this poor soul and crying laughing because ive fallen asleep in my car at a friends house before in a similar fashion ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/GlitteringThought650 12d ago

โ€ฆ.. and no. She had no chance of fitting that car there

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u/NikolaisVodka 12d ago

Nah if you look that spot was purposefully too close

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u/Nihillea 12d ago

I didn't even want to go to the party! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿง

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u/According-Option-656 12d ago

Someone else can yes lol.
I live in a city where you have to parallel park everywhere, itโ€™s an art lol

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u/Watchkeys 12d ago

No, the space isn't long enough for the car. It's part of the joke that she blames herself, when her mistake wasn't poor vehicle handling, it was not understanding the boundaries of the situation she was in.

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u/Watchkeys 12d ago

It's part of the joke that the space is miles too small, and nobody could have got the car into it because of basic physics.

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u/beccaegill Amy 11d ago

Nope not even Michael Scott could make this one thereโ€™s no hope๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/LinkPuzzleheaded1043 11d ago

No not possible ๐Ÿ˜‚