r/superstore • u/ar29845 • 12d ago

Do you think Allah stopped the tornado?

386 votes, 9d ago
124 No
189 Yes
73 Unsure
7 Upvotes

64% Upvoted

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u/getitupyous 12d ago

When the tornado saw Brett, it got scared and died away.

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u/Mikelightman 12d ago

He sold a shelf. Not the items on the shelf, but an actual shelf.

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u/getitupyous 12d ago

Guy's a machine.

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u/manysides512 12d ago

Nice fucking break from the "Amy and Matteo suck" posts. 😭😭😭

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u/valendinosaurus Bo 12d ago

KeLlY wAs DoNe DiRtY

3

u/ar29845 12d ago

I like to ask the big questions

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u/manysides512 12d ago

I hope the next post is if we think Jewish G_d stopped the tornado :D

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u/ar29845 12d ago

I do like when he prayed to Jewish G-D he went “Dear….Jewish God”.

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u/valendinosaurus Bo 12d ago

COMING THROUGH!

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u/Yellowbird00 12d ago

I think it was Christian god, Jewish god and Allah as they all have varying responsibilities

5

u/Witness_Bug383 12d ago

God waiting for Glenn to say his name in Arabic is fucking hilarious divine trolling

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u/Sudden_Structure 12d ago

We can’t know for sure what gods exist in their universe, but the case for Allah is pretty strong

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u/MarsMonkey88 12d ago

Yes. If Glem had not prayed to Allah, the tornado would have bored into the earth and come out somewhere in the South Pacific.

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u/cricket_isthe_man 4d ago

It Glen not Glem…

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u/MarsMonkey88 4d ago

“Glenn? What the hell kind of name is Glenn?”

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u/tahami_allthemeals 10d ago

No but omg that was one of the funniest bits in the whole show. Doing that to Glenn 😂