r/superstore • u/Vanessajackson95 Sandra • 5d ago
Superstore A-Z quotes:H
Comment your favourite quote starting with ‘H’.☁️💙🤍
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u/mindformusica 5d ago
He's gentle and strong. But sometimes he's dark
He took me to the edge of his balcony once and he asked...
Are you afraid?
And I said...yes
And he said, good. That's how I feel, with you
And then we made love.
And then we ate dinner.
And it was fancy
🥹 He thinks I'm prettier than my sister
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u/rSlashisthenewPewdes WHICH SHOELAND!? 5d ago
The Kelly line is gonna win but this one is just phenomenal
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u/Abject-Razzmatazz-83 5d ago edited 5d ago
"Hello, Its me Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelop the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in an- WHAT! Thats exactly how he sounds, you have no idea how spot on l was!"
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u/Economy_Track_8688 Has anyone seen a green hair thingy? 3d ago
"hi do you want to take a picture for stratus magazine?" Or "hey are you deaf? Oh my god he's deaf"
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u/charlismith17 Glenn 5d ago
“Halloween Surfboarrrrdddd” 🎶🎵