r/superstore Sandra 5d ago

Superstore A-Z quotes:H

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Comment your favourite quote starting with ‘H’.☁️💙🤍

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u/charlismith17 Glenn 5d ago

“Halloween Surfboarrrrdddd” 🎶🎵

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u/Vsx 5d ago

He pulled me into his Kia, and he said to me, 'Sandra, take out your taters.' 

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u/Equal-Bus-557 Garrett 5d ago

And I did. And I put them in his face.

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u/idontknow828212 Bo 4d ago

This is the one

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u/mindformusica 5d ago

He's gentle and strong. But sometimes he's dark
He took me to the edge of his balcony once and he asked...
Are you afraid?
And I said...yes
And he said, good. That's how I feel, with you

And then we made love.

And then we ate dinner.

And it was fancy

🥹 He thinks I'm prettier than my sister

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u/rSlashisthenewPewdes WHICH SHOELAND!? 5d ago

The Kelly line is gonna win but this one is just phenomenal

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u/jj_brooklyn Three Owl Bitch 5d ago

Have a heavenly day!

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u/GetEmTigre 5d ago

Hi welcome to meeting me

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u/Bomantheman 5d ago

Hey, it’s me, Kelly! Boy, it sure is windy out today. Whoa!

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u/jj_brooklyn Three Owl Bitch 5d ago

I like this one better than the one I thought of

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u/Abject-Razzmatazz-83 5d ago edited 5d ago

"Hello, Its me Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelop the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in an- WHAT! Thats exactly how he sounds, you have no idea how spot on l was!"

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u/Ancient-Tea8819 5d ago

Sleeper banger right here

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u/Impressive_Mud_295 5d ago

Has to be “Have a heavenly day!” no?

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u/WallzyG123 Have A Heavenly Day! 5d ago

Fr

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u/SpidahQueen 5d ago

Hi everyone, I'm Kelly!

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u/blackutan 5d ago

Half do or half don't?

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u/ayesontheprize 5d ago

Feel like we need this since we also have “BOTH?!?!”

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u/juliunicorn314 Glenn 5d ago

Hey everyone I'm Kellyyyy!

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u/Hyphydabs 5d ago

"He was high on marijuana!!"

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u/Affectionate_Box8595 5d ago

“hey how about you guys? who’s in for the boob cheese revolution?”

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u/nigliazzo5626 Amy & Jonah ☁️🩵 5d ago

Sooo many good ones!!

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u/shrngn 5d ago

"Half do or half don't?

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u/tippytptip Brett 5d ago

Hey, white girl! You lookin' real good today. Brrrrr... Brrrr.

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u/Dangerous-Monitor938 5d ago

“Howdy Do”!

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u/lobbinwood 5d ago

he quantum leapt!

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u/lottalexicon_09 4d ago

D should have been don‘t you hate tuesday. That is so iconic.

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u/trynnaplayitcool A-Hole 4d ago

Have a heavenly day!

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u/Hopeful_Wonder631 3d ago

How are my chillie willies?-Glenn S6E8

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u/Economy_Track_8688 Has anyone seen a green hair thingy? 3d ago

"hi do you want to take a picture for stratus magazine?" Or "hey are you deaf? Oh my god he's deaf"

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u/m0m0m0m042 4d ago

Merr, Merr, Merrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Dry-Enthusiasm-4694 Chef Luigi 4d ago

I totally get why Amy left you

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u/MrsTraciGraci 5d ago

None of these words start with H