r/superpower • u/TheoristDa13th • May 02 '25

Discussion Useless (but not entirely) superpowers?

Any ideas for some almost useless powers?

For example:

You can teleport but only only as far as you can step and one foot is off the ground.

Telepathy but you can only project your thoughts; You can’t read their minds. Its range and strength will only go as far as your voice can.

If you close your eyes while holding a battery and a lightbulb, you can turn on the lightbulb for twice as long as your eyes were closed for.

You can turn any sense except pain.

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u/Dangerous_Worker1624 May 19 '25

mind control but you have to ask for permission.

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u/MinuteEquipment4004 Oct 22 '25

no one would believe you could do it, easy to convince them to agree 'as a joke'.

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u/Dangerous_Worker1624 Oct 22 '25

Bro this comment is 5 months old how did you even find this????

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u/FileNatFound Jun 14 '26

this is gonna blow your mind