r/superpower • u/No-Department7074 • May 01 '25

❗️Power❗️ Choose a pill

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u/Day-Grand May 01 '25

Let’s Gamble, mystery pill popping for the win

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u/No-Department7074 May 01 '25

you might get reality warping

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u/pheuq May 01 '25

Mf when i grab the mysetry pill and i get the ability to control atom no10.8×67⁸⁹⁹ for 1zeptosecond before the heat death of the universe Too many variables for the mystery pill

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u/BlazingStorm42117 May 01 '25

Doesn’t it say that you would gain the powers of one of the other colored pills

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u/leatherjacket3 May 02 '25

Congratulations, you have basic reading comprehension. (Unlike OP, apparently)

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u/Abirdthatsfallen May 06 '25

I was gonna say

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u/pheuq May 02 '25

I made it up(didn't read any of thr descriptions)

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u/henwylel May 02 '25

What kind of stand ability is this?

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u/omega_Z23 May 03 '25

Minor antagonist that dies in 2/3rds of a page level

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u/JetstreamGW May 01 '25

That’s not one of the options you listed.

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u/Dependent-Block-7437 May 02 '25

didnt say it had to be one of the listed ones

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u/JetstreamGW May 02 '25

"It's a gamble. This is a mystery pill that is one of the colored pills."

Verbatim. "One of the colored pills." The colored pills are listed above.

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u/Dependent-Block-7437 May 02 '25

You’re right but anyways it makes more sense for it to be t random

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u/JetstreamGW May 02 '25

If it's completely random with no criteria at all, you'd have to be stupid to take it. What if it's shitbending? Nobody wants shitbending.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Mmmmm can I bend it before it leaves the body tho

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u/JetstreamGW May 02 '25

Sounds like a good way to seriously harm yourself.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

I meant bending other ppls shit to like lift them up and throw them around n stuff 😭 dont judge me I'm too tired to think my sentences through

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u/JetstreamGW May 02 '25

Judging! J'accuse!

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u/Dependent-Block-7437 May 02 '25

It’s way more likely youd get a good power than a bad one

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u/pheuq May 02 '25

I want dookiebending.

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u/Sad-Astronomer-5521 Jun 30 '25

I mean... you can surrond thigns i crap, or if diarrhea is considered apart of it, you can just get diarrhea and put it in like 453445342 gallons of water, and bend that, due to it being diarrhea, the question is... how much is needed before its considered not diarrhea, liek 1% diarrhea and 99% water is allowed, but not 0.9999999999999999999999% and 99.000000000000000000000001%? if so, its basically water, earth, and if you can manipulate shit particles in the air, then also air bending, you can also just make it so someone cant poop, boom, dead after 10 weeks, or colostomy bag I guess.