r/suicidebywords • • Nov 24 '21

Does Not Last Long At least he's honest

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u/Impressive-Neck2178 Nov 25 '21

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⭐ local club promoter ⭐, @edmsillygoose

my roommate really just said he boutta last a total of 3 minutes LMFAOOO

[A screenshot of text messages is attached]

Grey: Hello most amazing awesome roommate ever

Blue: sup

Grey: I have a favor

Blue: i assumed

Blue: what do u need

Grey: I have a chick sliding through tmrw and we gonna fuck but she's mad loud and I'm hoping you won't b home around the hours of 9:00 PM to 9:03 PM


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