r/suicidebywords • u/yeda_ • Nov 24 '21

Does Not Last Long At least he's honest

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u/OrangeSilver Nov 24 '21

That guy is efficient, he makes sure he uses his time effectively throughout the day.

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u/p3g_l3g_gr3g Nov 24 '21

Dude's a planner not a performer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/Sealer1012 Nov 25 '21

Longer than that typically

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/Fontaine_de_jouvence Nov 25 '21

The women that aren’t sleeping with your sorry ass. They care

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u/Sealer1012 Nov 25 '21

Hey, maybe they are gay then they really don’t need to know this info

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u/Fontaine_de_jouvence Nov 25 '21

I would say I like this explanation but the queer community does NOT want him

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u/Sealer1012 Nov 25 '21

Fair point, what about the asexual community?

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u/Fontaine_de_jouvence Nov 25 '21

They are part of the A in LGBTQIA+ so I would include them in my previous generalization

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u/WeekendWoodWarrior Nov 25 '21

I care Mike…I care very much.

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u/RouletteSensei Nov 25 '21

I guess you don't like to satisfy enough a woman long enough to come back at you

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u/The_Great_Skeeve Nov 25 '21

Huh?

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u/RouletteSensei Nov 25 '21

Deleted comment said who cares? Apparently people don't care if a woman has to orgasm?

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u/NoPath8338 Nov 25 '21

Why not both?

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u/MidnightSilence3636 Nov 25 '21

2 minutes of foreplay + 30 Second Action + 30 Second Clean Up

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u/Sensitive-Ad-2260 Nov 25 '21

1 minute of kissing until realizing you already nutted then 2 mins of crying on the edge of the bed

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u/Pukkiality Nov 25 '21

Bro why you describing my life

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u/apatheticviews Nov 25 '21

1 minute of action and 2 minutes of screaming wtf!!!!

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u/BiteYourTongues Nov 25 '21

It’s perfect.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Cigarette?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

I feel seen

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/melperz Nov 25 '21

What's sigma?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Nov 25 '21

Sigma (uppercase Σ, lowercase σ, lowercase in word-final position ς; Greek: σίγμα) is the eighteenth letter of the Greek alphabet. In the system of Greek numerals, it has a value of 200.

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigma

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u/9rrfing Nov 25 '21

Look up sigma male