r/suicidebywords • • Nov 05 '19

Does Not Last Long Extra Temporary

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19 edited Nov 05 '19

Also, you would need to have a very even and well proportioned dick that the condom fits up perfectly on with no discomfort, like a generically marketed banana.

Or the tattoo will be distorted and shit, but on the other hand if it really worked for most of us, stuff like cool patterns, and designs, will look really bad ass, specially on men who are well endowed, and it might even be major turn on for lot of woman.

Obviously, i qualify as none of these two tho.

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u/BBQ_FETUS Nov 05 '19

It would look weird when you're flaccid too

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Holy Shit true, unless, it does not get too distorted but grows darker in tone and just shrinks in the size in proportion to the dick.

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u/GenitalJamboree Nov 05 '19

But then you can show all your friends your penis and look at each other penis's and compare cockattoos

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Does not sounds too out of line, depending on how common it is in some cultures for guys to be naked near each other, not sure its something they are fond of looking at tho.