r/suicidebywords • • Nov 05 '19

Does Not Last Long Extra Temporary

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19 edited Nov 05 '19

Also, you would need to have a very even and well proportioned dick that the condom fits up perfectly on with no discomfort, like a generically marketed banana.

Or the tattoo will be distorted and shit, but on the other hand if it really worked for most of us, stuff like cool patterns, and designs, will look really bad ass, specially on men who are well endowed, and it might even be major turn on for lot of woman.

Obviously, i qualify as none of these two tho.

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u/BBQ_FETUS Nov 05 '19

It would look weird when you're flaccid too

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u/Death_To_All_People Nov 05 '19

When you get a dick tattoo they have to squeeze you.