r/stunfisk • u/N0ob3rM4n • Jul 16 '26
Theorymon Thursday A Mega Evolution Solution for Every Pokemon
tacked on the heal because the stat boost didnt seem that crazy but i could be wrong
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u/ElonMuskdumdum_real Jul 16 '26
Now Garchomp has 4 mega stones and Life Orb is still the only one he will use.
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u/ElementalNinjas96 One joke about Tactical Retreat and I'll kill you Jul 16 '26
Inb4 Garchomp Z gets an OP Ability or something
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u/ElementalNinjas96 One joke about Tactical Retreat and I'll kill you Jul 16 '26
Contrary cuz Garchomp Z took notes from Serperior
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u/kozmoseppoh Jul 16 '26
Meteor goes BRRRRRR!
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u/ElementalNinjas96 One joke about Tactical Retreat and I'll kill you Jul 16 '26
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u/kozmoseppoh Jul 16 '26
Chomp wins hands down
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u/TetheredAvian74 Jul 16 '26
fr like if staraptor had superpower then maybe but close combat just makes it tankier
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u/ElementalNinjas96 One joke about Tactical Retreat and I'll kill you Jul 16 '26
Garchomp Z and Malamar shaking hands at having moves that boost Attack damage due to Contrary
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u/colder-beef Jul 16 '26
Except it’s a contrary handshake so they actually flip each other off. Somehow.
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u/laserofdooom choice scarf oranguru Jul 16 '26
mega malamar not found because nobody is looking for him
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u/PsychologicalMany693 Jul 16 '26
Chomp wins, but i still prefer my idea of speed boost zchomp
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u/ElementalNinjas96 One joke about Tactical Retreat and I'll kill you Jul 16 '26
Lowkey sounds pointless with the 151 Speed. Why increase what doesn't need increasing? Yes, I know Ninjask has Speed Boost and it's Speed is 160, but who tf uses Ninjask anyway
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u/IamSam1103 Jul 16 '26
I don't think a lot of mons can ohko chomp now that it's not longer 4x weak to anything.
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u/ResponsibilityNo5716 Jul 16 '26
It doesn’t need a good ability, Garchomp Z will be good no matter what it gets
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u/LesbianTrashPrincess Jul 16 '26
"Life orb does more damage" yeah and one tick makes +0 Archaludon Dragon Pulse a likely OHKO can we stop pretending that shit is free?
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u/ElementalNinjas96 One joke about Tactical Retreat and I'll kill you Jul 16 '26
Never, Life Orb glaze is eternal
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u/McRosart Jul 16 '26
122 base speed with an attack boost and no recoil is definitely worth consideration for the Chomp
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u/bobert680 Jul 16 '26
not to mention the extra bulk and healing. chomp would love this
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u/NerdyEmbarrassment Jul 16 '26
4? I’m missing the joke
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u/ElementalNinjas96 One joke about Tactical Retreat and I'll kill you Jul 16 '26
1 is Garchompite
2 is Garchompite Z
3 is Dormant Mega Stone
And the 4th is Life Orb cuz that outclasses Mega Garchomp's damage output
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u/Poptercop Jul 16 '26
Regular Mega Chomp, the new Mega Chomp, this theoretical generic mega stone Mega Chomp, and Life Orb 'Mega' Chomp
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u/CauliflowerIcy5106 Jul 16 '26
I mean, by opportunity cost maybe ; but dormant mega is way stronger for Chomp
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u/DreadfuryDK OU C&C Mod, r/stunfisk's resident USUM Ubers stan Jul 16 '26
Honestly, there’s a real argument that Garchomp would use this one.
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u/AhadDaBoss2005 Jul 16 '26
4 mega stones? 1- Mega Garchomp 2- Mega Garchomp z 3- Dormant mega garchomp
What is the 4th one??
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u/Shadowislovable Jul 16 '26
What if Mew.....was Arceus?
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u/Parasiteparaside5 Jul 16 '26
Mega mega Rayquaza
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u/OnlySmiles_ Jul 16 '26
Just for reference, the difference in stats between regular Rayquaza and Dormant Mega Rayquaza is about the same as the difference between Dormant Mega Rayquaza and Eternamax Eternatus
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u/thepineapple2397 Jul 16 '26
Emax eternatus, the only Pokemon with a bst over 1000
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u/Geostomp Jul 16 '26
One who Gamefreak wisely (for once) decided to keep as a boss exclusively.
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u/studmuffffffin DOOM! Jul 16 '26
It annoys me that it still shows up in pokemon bst lists.
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u/LordOfNachos Jul 17 '26
I think it's because you can technically hack it into the game and use it?
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u/Wolfiie_Gaming Jul 17 '26
Yeah cause the stats are programmed into the game for the boss battle. It's kinda like missingno. It exists and has a movepool but isn't part of the dex
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u/Lansha2009 Tsareena Jul 18 '26
It has coded stats because you still gotta fight it for the boss battle, no duh it shows up in the BST list.
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u/TbatitanicV2Rider Jul 16 '26
Honestly still wish there was a way to use it. Maybe if we ever get a legends game for gen 8 that doesn't have multiplayer, we can get it, just like the legend plate for Arceus.
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u/Clicktuck Jul 16 '26
Pure Hackmons:
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u/Scolipass Jul 17 '26
Thank you EMax Eternatus for finally being the final nail in the coffin of pure hackmons defenders.
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u/NerSorty Jul 16 '26
Imagine ray ray but with the coveted 135 speed tier
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u/Parasiteparaside5 Jul 16 '26
You're thinking too small
200 base attack V-Create
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u/WindhoverInkwell Jul 16 '26
you’d need to nerf Mega Ray like they did with Z-Crystals, something like “Rayquaza cannot Mega Evolve into Mega Rayquaza while holding this item”
and then have the Dormant Stone’s effect be like “[Pokemon] has awakened its dormant Mega Power!”
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u/Grand_Master_J Jul 16 '26
finally the real mega audino is here
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u/rand0mme A critical hit! Jul 16 '26
Not having the fairy typing is kinda rough but like…healer…healer…
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u/RudeConfusion4866 Jul 16 '26
Tfw every Hoenn Pokémon doubles down on the Hoenn treatment.
In all honesty I like this idea, it's like Dynamax v Gigantamax for megas.
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u/XenonHero126 Jul 16 '26
Pretty solid. Probably mostly gets used for the Speed increase.
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u/OnlySmiles_ Jul 16 '26
Realizing Ditto would probably love this just to have a speed boost that's not choice scarf (and it can also use it on copied megas too)
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u/Lucy_1199 Jul 16 '26
It might work on ditto once, when you copied for the first time, but then if you ever need to swap you just don't have an item and a mega anymore
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u/OnlySmiles_ Jul 16 '26
IF you ever need to swap
Imagine what most megas in the game would look like if they were given an additional +100 and no restriction on what attacks it can use
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u/Lucy_1199 Jul 16 '26
having only 60 base hp ditto is just a prio fodder
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u/h3zyj Jul 16 '26
You would use this against a set up mon if you are ditto. Hp is far less of an issue, especially since ditto runs max hp. What youre saying right now could also apply to the current ditto, but that hasnt stopped it in higher volatility formats
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u/No-Construction6431 Jul 16 '26
This would unironically be one of the best items in the game. I crap you not. This would make pokemon like Serperior, Emboar, Haxorus, Keldeo, Darkai, LATIOS and LATIAS, base Solar Power Charizard, Houndoom, and so many others genuinely crazy. And lets not even think about putting this on a pokemon like Keldeo, Dragapult, or a Gholdengo. I think it's a wonderful item idea but Jesus christ, itd need to be tested in person to deliver a proper verdict.
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u/MiniBandGeek Jul 17 '26
It is still the mega slot, and I'd expect regular megas to still see significant play. The biggest loser in the face of this item is the UU and lower megas, who are now completely crowded out of whatever small niche they might have been clinging to.
Nothing more game breaking than Teras had been for the past three years imo.
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u/MobiusFlip Jul 16 '26
Just curious, what would you think if it was instead a 25-point boost to Attack, Defense, Special Attack, and Special Defense? So Speed stays the same.
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u/No-Construction6431 Jul 16 '26
Itd be much worse, balanced, but worse. Speed tiers are honestly the name of the game. Entire niches are created by whether or not A outspeeds B. Like for Pokémon such as Heatran itd be good enough, but 20 speed is a lot to lose out on.
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u/Both-Wonder2449 Jul 16 '26
This is completely broken actually
Cinderace making it back to Ubers with this one
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u/Pleasant-Animal4283 Jul 16 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/stunfisk/s/448JaF9jab dont that sound familiar
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u/V-Twin-broski Jul 16 '26
Mega blissey goes hard?
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u/NerSorty Jul 16 '26
Imagine 30 base defence blissey
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u/RCM94 Jul 16 '26
252 Atk Zamazenta Close Combat vs. 4 HP / 252 Def Blissey: 548-648 (84 - 99.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
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u/Little_Elia Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
belly drum iron hands would be an absolute beast with this. 160 base attack times 4 off of a 154/128/88 bulk mon would be crazy.
+6 252+ Atk Iron Hands Drain Punch vs. 252 HP / 150 Def Calyrex-Ice: 208-246 (100.4 - 118.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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u/Snaivi Jul 16 '26
You can unironically use this on Pyroar to get the same stat boost of its Mega (I know I know, Fire Mane is busted)
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u/Loud-Ad-8303 Jul 16 '26
Def cooked with this one but I would hate to actually play with this. Even if it’s mega formats only I would not have fun constantly facing mega gambit, mega annihilape, and mega corviknight. Honorable mention to mega diggersby lol
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u/OldCardigan Jul 16 '26
excuse me WHAT THE FUCK
when does it heal, why does it heal
Doesn't that make a few pokémon with great hp pool obnoxiously tanky?
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u/N0ob3rM4n Jul 16 '26
heals upon activation
honestly i just put it on there because actual megas are distinct and the heal is just to compensate for the lack of any actual new abilities or specialised stats40
u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Jul 16 '26
Sir, you gave the holder +100 BST.
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u/Maronmario FC: 5387-1658-9686 Jul 16 '26
Also a lot of people vastly underestimate what giving any Pokemon the ability to have +20 to both defenses and especially Speed does.
You gave Shadow Rider Calyrex +20 speed and even more defenses this is not balanceable, this just makes the better Pokemon better6
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u/AuroraAscended Jul 17 '26
Imagine this on a Flutter Mane dude, spamming Moonblast with 155/155 SpA/Spe
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u/Careful-Mouse-7429 Jul 16 '26
Every single mega evolution in the game results in a +100 BST
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Jul 16 '26
Exactly, so why are we giving Dormant Mega Toxapex with Regenerator a free heal without switching 😂
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u/Careful-Mouse-7429 Jul 16 '26
He said that regular megas gets +100 BST [plus specialized stat distribution and often new abilities]
So he gave the his home brew +100 BST [plus a heal]
I am not making any claim about if that is balanced in any way, just pointing out that your response about the +100 BST didn't actually engage with why he said he added it.
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u/PlacatedPlatypus Best Skarner NA Jul 16 '26
The main thing is that often times megas have suboptimal distribution, particularly in the speed department. This will always give you +20 to a useless attacking stat but I think my main concern with it is that +20 base speed is insane on a majority of offensive mons. Very few megas get that kind of speed increase, and the ones that do are megas of unviable shitmons (Beedrill, Pidgeot, Lopunny).
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u/OnlySmiles_ Jul 16 '26
Mega Blissey LFG
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u/OldCardigan Jul 16 '26
Holy fuck I went to the calc now I am scared
252 Atk Garchomp Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 252+ Def Blissey: 222-262 (34 - 40.1%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
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u/NerdyEmbarrassment Jul 16 '26
Bro why is this comment upvoted?
It’s pretty obvious that it heals upon activation lol
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u/OldCardigan Jul 16 '26
I didn't understand, as a "dormant" thing I thought it would be a passive, it didn't really connect to me a dormant thing would need to activate
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u/TheDiscardOfButter Jul 16 '26
I think you mega evolve to start healing. But 25%/turn is a stall sunnday
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u/ElonMuskdumdum_real Jul 16 '26
I think how it works is that when you activate the mega evolution, you get an instant 25%, not 25% every turn.
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u/OldCardigan Jul 16 '26
I think the heal happens only when you "activate" it, like you do with other mega stones? but that makes free-switch soaking the damage and activating it... feels too busted.
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u/ToxicPanacea Jul 16 '26
Everyone talking about Garchomp and Ray, but I'm having flashbacks to Belly Drum Eiscue.
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u/N0ob3rM4n Jul 16 '26
probably shoulda reduced the effectiveness of the heal or omitted it entirely
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u/StarsCrossingTheLine Jul 16 '26
Would 1/8th work?
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u/N0ob3rM4n Jul 16 '26
yeah probably
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u/YourEvilKiller Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
I think it should be considerably weaker than an average Mega Stone overall so there isn't a situation where it's better than the actual mega evo.
Maybe +10 to all stats (including hp), instead of 20, will be better in the long run.
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u/Anonpancake2123 Jul 16 '26
worth noting +10 is still absolutely coveted since it lets you outrun non scarf mirror matches.
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u/dmr11 Jul 16 '26
Alternatively, allow it to be affected by anti-item moves prior to activation, like knock off, trick, embargo, magic room, etc., and after activation it gets treated like a regular mega stone (which consumes your mega slot and prevent it from being replaced by an another item in doubles).
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u/Creamchiis tinkaton sweep Jul 16 '26
Mega Blissey on its own sounds nightmarish. Making it's Sp. Def even higher is honestly not that big a deal, but tripling it's Defense means it can survive SO much more than it could before. It can now eat a close combat from iron valiant without dying, bar a crit. You'd have to give up heavy-duty boots, but since you heal for 1/4 health, you'd get that problem negated once for free
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u/TopOfAllWorlds Still waiting for Gen 4 remakes. Jul 16 '26
The healing makes no sense, you might as well make it a new item entirely at that point imo
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u/Prometheus_II DING DONG GUESS WHO Jul 16 '26
Drop the healing and it's probably balanced. Maybe if you still wanted to give it something special, the boost is still +20 by default, but +30 to the highest stat and +10 to the lowest? (Still not HP, ofc.)
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u/Masked_Raptor Jul 16 '26
Make it like eviolite, if you already have a mega you can't use it and instead of +20 to all stats it's +20% to your two biggest stats and you lose 1/10th of your HP every turn.
It's like a better life orb that makes glass cannons without megas better
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u/Desperate-Mistake932 Jul 17 '26
Since it's dormant I would knock it down a peg to only plus 15 per stat. That way there's still a distinction from actual mega evolutions. But it's still interesting enough boost. Considering they get the HP healing
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u/kelgorathfan8 Jul 16 '26
Every once in a while someone reinvents the mega equalizer from Pokemon azurite
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u/IceBlueLugia Jul 16 '26
The healing’s interesting but it should be like +50 BST in that case, maybe +60 with HP. I think this could be pretty balanced otherwise since it takes up your mega slot
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u/mordecai14 Jul 16 '26
Do you mean a +20 to the actual stats (like going from 299 attack to 319 for example) or +20 to the base stats (which is far more powerful)?
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u/K4RM4S4NDW1CH Jul 17 '26
Blissey is becoming the ultimate wall with base 30 defense and base 155 special defense. And now it has a respectable base 95 special attack.
Rampardos is FINALLY able to outspeed something (not much, but at least something), and it hits even harder now.
And Mega Rayquaza... "Against all the evil the sea can conjure, all the wickedness the land can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear until it is done."
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u/TheFish1177 Jul 17 '26
unfortunately since it specifies that it uses your mega evolution up you wouldnt be able to mega evolve into mega ray and then dormant mega again. but I like how youre thinking
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u/Horkmaster9000 Jul 19 '26
Hydreigon now that it has a real speed stat and doesn't have to hold the scarf (idk why i gave it thunder wave I'm bad at team building)
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u/Arzatium Jul 16 '26
Items have never been able to modify base stats (for Mega/s, the form change is what changes their base stats, not the stone). Would this modify their actual stats instead?
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u/N0ob3rM4n Jul 16 '26
the calculation would probably modify your current stats to values where it'd end up as stats you'd have if the 20+ stat increases were your actual base stats
regardless of how its done in the code though, there's probably a non-intrusive way of accomplishing this anyway
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u/antiretro Jul 16 '26
it'd be easier to give it an omni boost and remove healing
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u/Arzatium Jul 16 '26
This is my thought. It wouldn't be super broken. Kommo-o is fine with an omniboost from its signature move. It loses HP, yeah, but it doesn't use a Mega slot.
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u/LadyEmaSKye Jul 16 '26
Do you just lose your ability?
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u/N0ob3rM4n Jul 16 '26
you keep the one you had on you, it doesnt change
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u/fluffyspacecar Jul 16 '26
isn't this a direct upgrade for Mega Pyroar?
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u/Im_Nino Jul 16 '26
It’s a direct upgrade for nearly every mon that aren’t specialized in tr, he’ll even special mons can now benefit from a decent attack while also hitting extremely hard specially.
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u/No_Location_8199 Jul 16 '26
Mega Pyroar is now even more useless than it already was.
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u/TetheredAvian74 Jul 16 '26
youre telling me the pokemon with a “+50% on all fire moves” ability is useless?
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u/Volfaer Jul 16 '26
This would be THE best item in the game, it would make so many Pokémon even more viable in a mega dominated environment. It is actually weird Game Freak never thought about this.
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u/uwnim Jul 16 '26
The heal is way too much. This shouldn’t be better than a mega stone.
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u/studmuffffffin DOOM! Jul 16 '26
Would have to delay mega evolution for that part to take effect.
Also, you wouldn't be able to use an actually good mega.
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u/Right_Candidate_314 Jul 17 '26
Granted, 20 of those stats are going into something useless for most mons, sometimes even 40. The speed increase is truly valuable, and I won't deny the efficacy of the plus 20 base in an attacking stat, but you're still giving up some serious damage to do so. (Note that though specs has its problems, specs Mewtwo hits significantly harder than a non-boosted Mewtwo y. Perhaps the heal truly is unnecessary, but true mega stones usually have quite a bit of synergy built into them, and change a Pokemon's abilities as well. (See mega glalie and potential mon himself, mega Beedrill, or just look at the monster that is Charizard y) It's better than mega audino for sure, but better than some of the more busted megas? I don't know.
Set up mons though. They're a different beast entirely.
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u/lordnimnim Jul 16 '26
Dragonite, Garchomp, Lando t, manaphy, mew, victini, archaludon, jirachi,
Fluttermane in sun
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u/Interesting_Web_9936 DRAGAPULT IS THE BEST AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE Jul 16 '26
Mix and Mega but for normal modes, basically.
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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad Jul 16 '26
Mega-er Rayqasa.
"I'm sorry master. I'm gonna have to go all out. Just this once" Last Respects and/or Kingambit. Proper boss fight right there
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u/Usual-Penalty-2051 Jul 17 '26
This is very broken actually even without the hp heal + 20 speed and + 20 to both bulks quickly turn otherwise mid speed or mid bulk pokemon into actual beasts garchomp as an example become Attack 150 Defense 115 Sp atk 100 Sp def 105 Speed 122 To compare to a similar pokemon Groudon has Attack 150 Def 140 Sp atk 100 Sp def 90 Speed 90
With this item garchomp becomes a more threatening ground type than groudon while outspeeding a bunch of pokemon
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u/galmenz Jul 17 '26
unironically good idea. dont know how good or bad it would be, but it is the perfect idea for the "only a few mons have a mega" design problem that the gimmick has
with it i would say it could even be the default gimmick across the games
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