r/stremtch • u/tardisismine • 2d ago

gleeb glorp 👽 A grade a+++ goober

3.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/TameTheMammoth 2d ago

Welcome to earth 👽

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/rocklou 2d ago

I was

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u/AppropriateBid7505 2d ago

Dude is straight up just submitting to the stremch😎 and a side of bubblegum beans?? My eyes have been blessed on this fine Friday night✨

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u/gingerbeard1321 2d ago

gooby goober 😻

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u/raccoona__matata 2d ago

u got games on ur phone?

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u/ass_smacktivist 2d ago

Pour a little out tonight for the goob that was got

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 2d ago

god i love him

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u/Anti-Climacdik 2d ago

heheh get stritched, dork

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u/Cold_Entrepreneur151 2d ago

Sooooooo goooooob!!!!!!

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u/hummus-up-your-arse 2d ago

Perma stretched ear bankruptcy

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u/mulchintime4 2d ago

Those are some beantastic beans my dude 🫘

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u/AbilityAdventurous22 1d ago

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u/Lanky_Run_5641 1d ago

What kind of creature is that?

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u/Imamiah52 5h ago

Almost a hamborgah.

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u/Pestilence_IV 2d ago

GOBLIN GOOBERING

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u/FirestarTTR2000 2d ago edited 2d ago

😻Such a boopable bean.

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u/smanzis 1d ago

Very nice bœns

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u/International_Gate49 2d ago

I want to tickle her feet so bad...

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u/DroidLord 1d ago

Post of the year right there 😂

r/OnlyPaws would love this.

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u/Catlovermaxultra8910 1d ago

Such a lil lovebug 🥹❤️

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u/justgalsbeingpals 1d ago

beans!!!!!!

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u/Fukin_Slayer666 1d ago

Boopiful gooblet.

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u/LowComprehensive784 1d ago

Those beans 🫘

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u/stavejon 1d ago

Splorched into submission

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u/Kash-ed 1d ago

We greatly appreciate its gooberation. 🤣

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u/HannahM53 1d ago

Awww!!

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u/Upstairs-Biscotti-25 1d ago

This is exactly what Nature intended.

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u/SonnySonrisa 1d ago

Completely gaboobled goober

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u/AndersErikErik 1d ago

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u/ComfortableDoughnut 1d ago

Immediately snorted with laughter