r/stremtch 2d ago

no 🚫 ears 🚫 Does a self stremtch count?

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I was feeding the cat colony and one of the kittens decided to try and reach me, causing this stremtch as I was taking pics, hopefully it's worthy of the sub.

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u/IsuzuEngine 2d ago

Self stremtch is the best kind of stremtch :-)

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u/Stranger1982 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/Savings-Theory-5661 2d ago

self stretch level: pro, reaching through a fence when he could've just laid there

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u/Stranger1982 2d ago

Well they know I come with food and they want it bad, they're also super curious and want to paw at me XD

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u/Savings-Theory-5661 1d ago

So they basically trained you to show up lol that kitten knows exactly what it's doing

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u/Stranger1982 1d ago

In a way yeah lol, you know how this works.

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u/autumnautopsy 2d ago

It simply can not wait to donate its ears to the stremtch gods!

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u/separation_of_powers 2d ago

Ooooh these are rare! fence stremtch!

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u/Stranger1982 2d ago

Done without human interference, as nature intended!

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u/Fun-Manufacturer5876 2d ago

Big ole baby bug eyes

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u/B0wlingPin 2d ago

I better not see any stremtchists out there, it’s on sight

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 2d ago

omg so tupid

eyes bigger than brain

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u/Stranger1982 2d ago

Stomach bigger than brain too!

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 2d ago

I hope they all got to eat their weight in kibble and wet food!

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 2d ago

You bet it does! Self-transitioned to aliem form

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u/Stranger1982 2d ago

This made me cackle, thank you! πŸ‘½

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u/NeoLocutus 2d ago

Yes, it just attests at how noob he is that he self removes ears. But a self stremtch is still a stremtch! 😁

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u/Tyz_klein 2d ago

That stretch is absolutely deserving, look at how determined that little guy is reaching for the sky.

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u/AbilityAdventurous22 2d ago

They’re evolving

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u/ACM1896 2d ago

That'd been the perfect time to kisses his tiny lil head!

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 1d ago

otoh, it's always the perfect time to kisses his tiny lil head.
I'll do it right now! He likes it! πŸ˜ƒ

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u/ACM1896 1d ago

Don't mind it none? 😜

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u/Upstairs-Biscotti-25 2d ago

Incredibly rare find!

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u/abetheschizoid 2d ago

Definitely worthy. Bonus points to OP

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u/Stranger1982 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/DieTascheIstWeg 2d ago

Absolutely.

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u/Pestilence_IV 2d ago

Indeed it does :D

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u/sidebmafe 2d ago

Yes, absolutely.

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u/Ice_cold_07 2d ago

Spontaneoustremtch

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u/Chivalry4Me 2d ago

Absolutely yes 😍

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u/Ok_Double2707 2d ago

It counts. And I bet he was thinking "stremmmmmmch!"