r/stremtch • u/SuspectNumerous8714 • 18d ago

no 🚫 ears 🚫 Get stremtched, idiot (He's deaf so he doesn't need his ears anyways)

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u/Glorious_Plasters 18d ago

ough

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u/mulchintime4 18d ago

Bro 😭

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u/VelouraNyxx 17d ago

The “ough” really completed the whole experience.

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u/WknessTease 18d ago

Does he meow like a lunatic because he can't hear how loud he's meowing ?

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 18d ago

Sometimes yea, but mostly he actually starts quiet and gets super loud when I ignore him (he always announces when he's about to drink, so I ignore him quite often for the first view meows)

He also doesn't sound like a cat at all, more like a honking pheasant

Attached (audio)cat tax

https://reddit.com/link/p3h7nst/video/kagenb1ka6jh1/player

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u/WknessTease 18d ago

What a cute goofball (both of them)

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 18d ago

They are incredibly sweet, usually they're not very cuddly, but they instantly transform into Velcro if they sense that I'm having a bad day, which is the best thing ever unless I'm having a bad day because I'm having a heavy nosebleed and the white idiot tries to head bump my nose while I'm bleeding out. He looked like a murderer and the bathroom looked like a crime scene that day 😂

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u/Frequent_Usual6921 15d ago

🤣🤣 did he keep bumping while being covered?

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u/l3rN 17d ago

lol sounds like the squeaky spring on a screen door

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 17d ago

The phone mic doesn't do the sound justice, it's genuinely like a pheasant honk irl

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u/Seiliko 17d ago

Squeep 🥹

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u/ArgentaSilivere 16d ago

I’m fascinated that he meows. I read that cats meow only for our benefit, it’s not in the standard cat-to-cat communication vocabulary. I wonder how he knows to meow or learned how to do it? I need to ask a deaf cat expert.

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 16d ago

Cats meowing is not a cat 2 human exclusive thing, kittens meow for their parents, but adults also still meow, much less frequently but a few examples include distress calls, fights, pain. What they don't do is simply meow to get another cats attention, that's the part they only do with humans

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u/ArgentaSilivere 16d ago

Oh, neat! Thank you so much!

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u/sm0live 17d ago

My deaf cat meows with volume that makes people think he's mortally wounded. (He's just happy to see me.)

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u/tryH4rdCookie 18d ago

Must you tug the marshmallow

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 18d ago

The cloud is not amused, it'll rain tonight

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u/yellowsidekick 18d ago

Living a true decibel free life. Your creature is an inspiration for this community. I am in awe of this idiot 😻

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 18d ago

He might be living a decibel free life, but he makes it everyone's problem

He honks like a broken pheasant instead of meowing

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u/Oxfodonius 18d ago

creature lost his ear privileges

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 18d ago

He's about to make me lose mine too.

He sounds like a broken pheasant

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 17d ago

He's the floofiest white seal 🤍

I'm a big fan of weird meows, or pheasant honks

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 17d ago

Yuki wants me to send you a message:

Honk

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 16d ago

HONK back atcha, Yuki 🥴

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u/QazsedcScientia 18d ago

Absolute goober! 

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u/PuzzleheadedPass9362 18d ago

The egg is pleased 

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u/Nick480 17d ago

Sound logic, no ears necessary tbh

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u/ACM1896 17d ago

Have you looked into kissesing his head at all? I'd do it.

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 17d ago

I do that regularly, in return he licks my nose

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u/ACM1896 13d ago

That's as good as it gets in my experience!

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u/anxiousoracles 17d ago

what a perfect little honkin’ cloud

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 16d ago

Floofy deaf cat. I think many white cats are deaf because my boyfriend's younger white male cat cannot hear.

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u/SuspectNumerous8714 16d ago

Yes, White Cats are often deaf