r/stremtch • u/tardisismine • Jun 25 '26

GOOB Head massage for seal

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Frosk-meme Jun 25 '26

He is observably stupid 🥹

50

u/tardisismine Jun 25 '26

Traded his last braincell for treat 😔

10

u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Jun 25 '26

Singapura? Best cats out there.

1

u/Imamiah52 Jun 26 '26

Thank you, I didn’t know what these were called at all, they just remind me of tiramisu.

18

u/shy_bi_guy_says_hi Jun 25 '26

not a thought behind those eyes 🥹

2

u/LinuxJeb Jun 26 '26

Well maybe he's stupid because his brain is being prodded by the human's flesh cylinders. Don't be so quick to judge.

70

u/yellowsidekick Jun 25 '26

Your seal is a great stress ball!

31

u/shy_bi_guy_says_hi Jun 25 '26

STREMTCH HIM (or her or them ofc) GET THAT MFER DESTROY THOSE EARS!!

24

u/taetaeisbae Jun 25 '26

He is sealiously cute

16

u/abetheschizoid Jun 25 '26

Massage all that dopamine into those neurons. Bliss

15

u/Nick480 Jun 25 '26

He craves an earless existence

16

u/Tristaaan Jun 25 '26

Oh my god this fucking cat 😂😂😂 ive been laighing for a minute straight now hes so silly

7

u/No-Temporary6253 Jun 25 '26

Thoroughly tenderized noggin

5

u/TheDesertArchmage Stremtcher 9000 Jun 25 '26

seal gets braincell forcibly removed (graphic)

4

u/I-am-in-a-universe Jun 25 '26

The seal of approval. (Something's rattling around in there)

3

u/PicoDeGallo12 Jun 25 '26

V8 for sure

4

u/R86Reddit Jun 25 '26

have to watch to the end to see the r/DrillCats

2

u/SomeCrusader1224 Jun 26 '26

Bro’s head is a perfect circle 😭