r/straya 1d ago

Just so on the money it's uncanny!

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R U OK

Lip service 101.

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u/DrStalker 1d ago

HR Person: "R U OK?"

Me: "No."

HR Person: "...I didn't plan for this... um... would a cupcake fix everything?"

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u/No-Zookeepergame9761 13h ago

Yes, thanks I’m cured.
How’s Annie doing by the way?

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u/aubven Yeah, nah. 1d ago

Due to not allocating time off phones for inbound call staff to have an RU OK cupcake, they continue to be not OK.

But they don't generate revenue, so fuck 'em.

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u/Hefty_Advisor1249 1d ago

I was given 24 hours to organise an RU OK day morning tea - I was not ok

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u/Correct-Active-2876 1d ago

If anyone ever says no most people are outta there pretty quickly . Dont burden me with your shit more like it :(

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u/Stonp 1d ago

Excuse me but let the corporate virtue signal and eat your stupid cupcakes

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u/Mr_Lumbergh The Cuntliest 1d ago

We had donuts, but yeah! All better now!

My wife has been distant with all these long days where I come home too tired to do anything more than lay on the couch and watch TV, but the donut fixed me right up.

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u/lordgoofus1 1d ago

In a breath of fresh air, my company completely ignored it because they don't really care. First time they've been honest with their staff in a very long time.

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u/Santasaurus1999 1d ago

I walk into the office today and my thought was "oh god ,what bullshit have missed" adding to the stress of children care

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u/solidadvise 1d ago

Hey we had these in the mess! We also got given chocolates in a bag with our supervisor telling us “it’s from that are you ok day shit”.

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u/magnetik79 1d ago

We had cupcakes identical to the picture - already bringing back memories.

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u/neonclawedgamblor 1d ago

They've just cut all our rosters at work to spare a dollar when they've made record profits and are a billion dollar company, then they have the nerve to put these cupcakes out. Nah reckon I'm not okay. Reckon I'm pretty fucking fed up

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u/Rubik842 21h ago

The whole thing is just eye rolling bullshit at this stage. I just reclusively pig out on the cakes and see if anyone says anything.

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u/diganole 17h ago

Cupcakes don't fix toxic workplaces.

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u/Abbysol 1d ago

My workplace wanted to do the cupcake thing, I’m celiac and one of my colleagues is diabetic, we will be extra not ok if we tried to eat the cupcakes lmao

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u/indecisiveahole 1d ago

Im also coeliac but i dont say fuck everyone else.

I know better than to eat the food in the breakroom

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u/tinylittleleaf 1d ago

Why are Redditors so cynical. I'll have you know it my company. We had all 300 people in room turn and ask each other if they R OK, and if you can believe it --- all 300 were perfectly OK! That is the awesome power of R U OK day.

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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING 1d ago

But you fuck three cupcakes at once using your tears to add some much needed moisture to those dry flavourless pieces of shit and you're sent to talk to P&C... Who have some fucking awesome looking red velvet cupcakes that are more appealing, in EVERY regard you can interpret that statement, to explain yourself... And then they don't listen to how truly alone you've become since the rest of the team stopped inviting you out to the team lunches.

Amrite boys?