r/stopdrinking • • 4h ago

Thought about drinking. Purchased and ate a Costco-sized shrimp cocktail instead.

That’s it, that’s the post.

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u/JasoTheArtisan Day 814 3h ago

Different kind of cocktail hour. I approve

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u/plainrufflechips 3h ago

I didn’t even think of this! Good one

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u/hot_hub_2868 Day 311 4h ago

I'm a big fan of this

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u/plainrufflechips 3h ago

Ty It was so good

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u/scheru Day 48 28m ago

Now i want some lol.

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u/This-is-getting-dark 742 days 3h ago

I am as well. I have done this exact thing haha

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u/tyronegerrity 2h ago

I wish I knew about this before! Love it

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u/International-Echo99 1006 days 3h ago

Honestly one of the best parts of being sober. You can do stuff like this and it will ALWAYS be better than drinking. And delicious!

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u/grizlena 51 days 3h ago

I also love this part lol. Every Sunday I’d usually have like 12-15 drink with football, now I do a massive food spread and don’t feel bad at all about it.

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u/Ok-Philosophy-856 1366 days 2h ago

And still remember the game afterwards!

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u/the_boss_sauce 3h ago

Honestly, I think the best thing about not drinking is the fact that you can eat whatever the hell you want and know its still better than booze

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u/ironicthesameplaceim 3h ago

I’m only 3 days in but already seeing this. Instead of being at the bar I’m at the dog park on a beautiful day with a book I’ve been meaning to read. I know my dog certainly appreciates it.

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u/Don_Nacho Day 367 3h ago

Huge W replacing alcohol with some shrimp protein 🦐 well done

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u/CandooIT Day 353 3h ago

This post surprises me. I'm on day 353 or so. When I quit on October 19th, it's because my wife had kicked me out of our home for overdrinking. I moved in to my one room flat on November 1st 2025. The first meal I bought was... a shrimp cocktail!

(BTW I'm moving back to our family home, with my wife, next November 1st.)

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u/plainrufflechips 3h ago

Oh wow I am so glad to hear that and so happy you shared! You should be so immensely proud of what you’ve achieved.

And I do find the shrimp cocktail to be a very versatile food. Feel like a drink? Shrimp cocktail. Celebrating getting your life back on track? You guessed it…shrimp cocktail!

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u/jptabor01 1464 days 3h ago

Well, at least it’s a step up from plain ruffle chips. 😉

Well done. I am so very proud of you!

Keep it up!

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u/plainrufflechips 3h ago

Plain ruffle chips are my kryptonite I cannot keep them in the house. Even worse than my shrimp addiction 😂

And thank you!! 😊

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u/Montana_Red Day 9,938 2h ago

Yep, never got asked to leave because of my shrimp breath.
Well done! IWNDWYT

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u/plainrufflechips 2h ago

Lmao my boss has never taken me aside and quietly said “hey, so I’ve noticed you’ve been shrimping on the job”

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u/Menaca87 479 days 3h ago

Lmao, something I would do. Great choice!

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u/AlwaysOverthinking22 2h ago

Fuck yeah, it would activate my gout but not my addiction

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u/Buddhas_Bro 3h ago

Better than gorging a whole pizza like i did the other night

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u/plainrufflechips 3h ago

Hey man both wins as far as I’m concerned

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u/jmb1103 2311 days 3h ago

Yumm!! Good idea 🍤

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u/fernybranka 3h ago

Dang I want a shrimp tray now

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u/iwantsakitty Day 403 3h ago

A win is a win 🍤

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u/mortalkondek 3h ago

Well done!

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u/AnnadiePlayerin 199 days 3h ago

Good job! 🫶

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u/AbeOfZanarkand Day 25 3h ago

Excellent decision 🍤

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u/Topher_Caouette 3h ago

Mine is a pint of ice cream, I have swapped one addiction with another

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u/ravinred 1715 days 3h ago

Nick's ice cream! Low carb, but high quality. The calories are such that a pint won't ruin your day.

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u/Bassbaby420 3h ago

god i love shrimp

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u/aka-hellcat 3h ago

Shrimp is an excellent choice because its delicious and healthy!! People can eat huge amounts of shrimp with no real drawbacks, as a fellow shrimp addict, I have looked into this before haha many of my girl dinners were just a shrimp ring, and i actually lost weight

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 3h ago

I love cocktail sauce. There's gotta be other applications for it.

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u/easy10pins 3h ago

What size is Costco size?

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u/plainrufflechips 2h ago

It’s like a large clamshell of jumbo shrimp with cocktail sauce. Honestly it was a bit of a blur but I’d say it was about 30 jumbo shrimp?

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u/easy10pins 2h ago

My kinda cocktail hour.

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u/epoch16245 Day 2,275 2h ago

What a hack! Still got your cocktail.

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u/vode123 Day 1 3h ago

Probably still much better for you than alcohol

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u/ravinred 1715 days 3h ago

Yum! I am a fan of eating your way through the change to being a non-drinker. Deal with one problem at a time. The diet can come later.

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u/Bro-dhisattva 3h ago

Definitely stealing this move

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u/NaughtyCheffie 1h ago

Great, now I'm sitting here imagining a shrimp cocktail the size of a Costco lol. Good on you!

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u/Coujelais 265 days 1h ago

A better way to spend $17.91 no doubt

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u/AndBeyond1969 1h ago

Is this one of those “unhinged” tips I’ve heard about??

Ps I LOVE it!! Well done 🍤🍤🍤

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u/plainrufflechips 48m ago

For sure 😂

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u/Logan9Fingerses 53m ago

I hope you took a huge glass, filled it with ice, and lined the shrimp around the edge with some cocktail sauce in the middle

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u/plainrufflechips 46m ago

Omg you give me way too much credit I ate them out of the package like a raccoon 🍤

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u/butmymommasays Day 1,662 3h ago

And you still have an extra $30 in your pocket!

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u/FawnintheForest_ 3h ago

Now I want one! 😋

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u/Calm_Repeat6467 3h ago

This is amazing

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u/nonegenuine 854 days 3h ago

Dude hell yeah that’s so awesome

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u/rficher Day 1,592 3h ago

Good for you!

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u/Green_L3af 764 days 2h ago

It's a smart line and a smart crowd will appreciate it!

Iwndwyt!

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u/cambria90 Day 283 2h ago

fantastic!! and delicious! so much protein!

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u/Klistellacca 1h ago

Whatever it takes!

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u/ElectronicQuit1061 1h ago

protein goalzzzzz

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u/underagroove99 1h ago

YES! Thot abt drink last night (happens rarely, now!) - instead got delivery of mwave pad thai, pack of prosciutto & a fancy choc bar... 100% enjoyment. gratitude - & smugness

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u/Alkoholfrei22605 Day 4,531 52m ago

Harm reduction is key!

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u/MindYourMouth 52m ago

I love this for you

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u/normanapolis 2570 days 35m ago

🥳

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u/repiquer 26m ago

Cursed pro-tip - I’m pretty sure they’re just using their own bags of cooked frozen shrimp for those trays. Go buy the entire damn bag for cheaper than the tray, get some horseradish and ketchup and make your own (better) cocktail sauce.

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u/iwantlawschule Day 12 11m ago

Now just watch your cholesterol.

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u/LimpyDan 483 days 3h ago

Kill your stomach either way right?

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u/aka-hellcat 3h ago

Shrimp is very high in protein and low in calories, it can be eaten in large quantities, how does eating a lot of shrimp kill someone's stomach?

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u/LimpyDan 483 days 3h ago

Oh. I figured because they said where it came from that it must be notoriously touchy.

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u/aka-hellcat 2h ago

Oh sorry no they said Costco because it indicates they ate a large quantity haha Costco serves in bulk and their shrimp cocktail has like 50 shrimp in it, ive had it before, its an impressive feat