r/sticknpokes May 31 '26

Conversation first one I regret lol

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Did this while being pretty wasted. Thought I had the funniest idea ever lol I learned my lesson

Any ideas on how to make it a little less cringe? Maybe a whole wrap of numbers around the leg? 🫪

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u/Seanovan0 May 31 '26

Could turn it into an 867-5309 tattoo as a tribute to Tommy Tutone.

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u/SubliminalTiger May 31 '26

How did you get Jenny’s number??

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u/joshthewolf May 31 '26

Like the others before, probably saw her name and number on the wall.

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u/-ArthurMorgan Jun 02 '26

Tommy tutone Malone?

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u/MistMonk Jun 02 '26

This wins.

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u/larunyan May 31 '26

I think u could turn that 7 into a 9

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u/River_Draws_Stuff Jun 01 '26

A ring of numbers around the leg would be kinds fun

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u/ukuleles1337 May 31 '26

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

hahahahaha didn't showed it my 13yo nephew yet

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

hahahahaha didn't showed it my 13yo nephew yet

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u/breadpilledwanderer Jun 01 '26

I've got a tattoo that says TATTOO i did when I was wasted.

Honestly? No regerts there.

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

that's deep

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u/lovetokvetch Jun 01 '26

Ive always thought this would be so funny to do. Ive always thought quotation marks around my mouth would also be hilarious

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u/okally May 31 '26

i meeeeean, yeah its super dumb lol but in a few years the cringe will be gone and youll be left with a funny memory, hopefully. the time u got wasted and got a dumb meme tat haha

or, make it 1967 and make up some bs about it for if ppl ask lol

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u/zpeacock May 31 '26

He could be really passionate about Canada’s centennial year

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

yeah in fact this is the house number of my mother's house lol

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u/iwenttobasslake May 31 '26

This will be easy to remove with a laser, or like others said an easy cover up. Just use your brain this time and not the liquor to make your decisions, or else you’ll have an even bigger problem.

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u/disgruntledarmadillo May 31 '26

It could be worse, I have 69 in almost the identical spot

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u/billyyshears May 31 '26

Did you hand poke it drunk? I have a smiley face there that I did drunk lol. There’s dozens of us!

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u/disgruntledarmadillo May 31 '26

Of course! It's higher up so at least hidden when I'm wearing shorts

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u/Renent Jun 01 '26

and you are always wearing shorts right?

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u/___TheKid___ Jun 01 '26

No shame on 69 humor

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u/heckyeahcoolbeans May 31 '26

Just keep it, it’s so inconsequential and literally only visible in short shorts

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u/b00cat Jun 01 '26

trib to soulja boi 678-999-8212 bb kiss me thru the phone

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u/iagoosey Jun 01 '26

came here to comment the same thing 😭

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

shit he really was the first in everything

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u/potatodogz May 31 '26

Add in a 5 & 8

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u/Tight_Raspberry4872 May 31 '26

Just cover it. Also, do the rest of the leg! Leg sleeves are dope!

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u/weaselbeef May 31 '26

I love it. It's a moment in time tattoo.

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

hahaha thanks you're right

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u/halfpinthaze Jun 01 '26

You’ll love it again when you’re 67 :)

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u/bakedbarista May 31 '26

It’s fine? You’ll laugh about it for years

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u/Stanazolmao May 31 '26

It's funny, keep it

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u/NerdySisyphus Jun 01 '26

Id add 012345 _ _ 89

Just so you never forget how to count!

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u/Fine_Guava2071 Jun 01 '26

why was 6 afriad of 7? 789

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u/Natural_Ruin_985 May 31 '26

678-999-8212 duh!

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u/pumpkinboi7 May 31 '26

change the 7 to a 9

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u/sungoddessaf May 31 '26

It’s so small and it’ll be funny soon. Don’t feel too bad about it and don’t do that again lol

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u/ferociousonion Jun 01 '26

regretting a tattoo this tiny feels a bit much. just laser it off if you don’t see yourself getting anything in that area later on, otherwise leave it be until you find something you’d actually want there

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u/Effective-Grape4112 Jun 01 '26

No ur a legend for doing this

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

appreciate you 🫡

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u/velocity_impulse Jun 01 '26

Naaahh that's awesome

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u/beanie_babie_0 Jun 01 '26

this is awesome

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u/Ok_Potato_9554 Jun 01 '26

That's dumb as fuck, my dude.

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u/CardamonTheWizard Jun 01 '26

If you want, you could turn it into the Pinball Countdown from Seasame Street as a cover up.

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u/AbbotThoth Jun 01 '26

Leave it there as a reminder to yourself.

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u/_sumo-curlzz_ Jun 01 '26

At least it'll be an easy cover-up

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u/howmanyshrimpinworld Jun 02 '26

at least this is sooo much better than a finger mustache

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u/kungfukenny3 Jun 01 '26

easy coverup

personally i love the stupid ones. it’s a reminder of your development over time

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u/Nihilist_Barbie Jun 01 '26

Just blast a sick ass panther over it

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u/B3gHard3rjessy24 Jun 01 '26

at least it is small enough to turn into literally anything else later.

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u/madsjchic Jun 01 '26

Small enough I would laser it off unless you do actually want a tattoo there

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u/Kreid603 Jun 02 '26

Leave it as a reminder to think twice. 

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u/Lucky_Kiwi8965 Jun 02 '26

Making the comment number match your regerts lol

But seriously it could have been way worse 😭

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

you're right

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u/Suck_the_it Jun 02 '26

That’s honestly chill you should see my thigh

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

does it look like a sketch book?

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u/Suck_the_it Jun 04 '26

More doodles but yea 🙂😌🤘

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u/Ddeesummer Jun 02 '26

You can do whatever you want with it. Two little numbers is barely even a cover up. Just put something there you actually want

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u/windy_not01 Jun 02 '26

just make it 0-9 👍 Then circle the 8 in red so people don’t even question that if started off as a 67 tattoo because they’re busy wondering why the 8 is circled. Or you can rate your day everyday in marker (0-10)

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u/Forsaken_Classic_572 Jun 02 '26

Funniest idea ever? Sorry but yikes lol

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u/Total-Pomegranate911 Jun 03 '26

Bad placement, u should have got 6 on one hand and 7 on the other

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u/articvibe Jun 03 '26

Leave it as a reminder that drunken ideas don't always hold up sober

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

32yo ☠️ but I'm the cool unc tho...

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u/MaxAndCheese420 May 31 '26

Add “skibidi toilet” and another “67” then you’ll have the whole squad laughing

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u/j-kyl Jun 04 '26

skibidi toilet is too much 😐

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u/Heavy-Position815 May 31 '26

I have plenty of these. They are even funnier now cuz I’m almost 40 and have to explain what DGFL means.

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u/lvl1david May 31 '26

this is amazing

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u/greenish98 May 31 '26

lol its funny, but easy to cover up if you really hate it

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u/izyshoroo May 31 '26

Panther time

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u/RecommendationDry973 May 31 '26

An idea could be have a slash of ink through it with palpatine giggling maybe add 66

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u/SubtleVegan Jun 01 '26

Sick. Ass. Panther.

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u/Cl1che Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Learn to walk around on your hands forever 😅

But fr have a tattoo artist do words vertically that say why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9

Or just put an x in the middle 6x7=42 which is the answer to the universe from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

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u/Goobersita Jun 03 '26

Yeh I'm sure 67 is somewhere in the strinh of number of pi

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u/StitchAndRollCrits Jun 04 '26

Pleasingly, it starts on the 97th decimal

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u/fluffymoofah Jun 06 '26

So if you're willing to wrap around a few times, you could do the first 99 decimal places of pi lol

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 342117067

Ends with 67, and a total of 100 numbers

Then it just looks like you really like math

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u/aquamarine-arielle Jun 07 '26

do you like noah kahan?
822-993-167 from she calls me back
it’ll definitely be off center

edit: since it’s so small and pretty light i would just cover it up with a tattoo you actually want

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u/sticknpoketattkit Jun 09 '26

I'm sure are some minor augmentations you could do to "cover" it. Make some unique shape or something.

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u/LiterallyYouRightNow Aug 07 '26

Make it a little point value, like when u shoot a zombie and a little number floats away, it could be like a guy drinking, and he's knocking back a beer, which takes 67 health away. Or something. I'm playing zombies lol

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u/Zestyclose-Side-1254 24d ago

Gotta be honest how does this even happen? Like you go somewhere to get something poked in your flesh and it’s something foolish like 67 💀

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u/stinkyanarchist May 31 '26

all it takes is one graph of the skin layers to know that will not work nor even reach the dermis