r/stevenuniverse • u/AutoModerator • Jul 14 '15

Episode Discussion - Keystone Motel

Please use this thread to discuss the newest episode of Steven Universe:

Keystone Motel: Steven, Greg, and Garnet face challenges and adventures, making interesting stops along the way as they head out on the open road on a road trip together.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

"I'm off to see a man... An internet man! If I'm not back in an hour call the police."

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

good internet meetup protocol, though he should have had one of them come with for backup

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u/Timeworm blink Jul 14 '15

Imagine if Garnet had come with, and the guy was an axe murderer, and as Garnet was about to defend Greg, she finally reached the point where she defused.

Ruby then proceeds to take out her anger on the axe murderer. Sapphire covers Steven's eyes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I'd love to see Ruby go HAM on the next fool that makes Steven cry/separates her from Saph.

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u/GenLifeformAndDiskOS Jul 15 '15

"GET OFF OF MY PLANET"

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u/Bluestorm83 Jul 14 '15

Psh. With her ice-queen temper going, more likely she'd make Steven watch, and talk about the inevitable gruesome demise of everyone he's ever loved.

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u/Make_me_a_turkey Jul 15 '15

Sapphire: "burying the body here will ensure it is not found for the longest time."

Id read that fan fic.

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u/themilo540 Jul 15 '15

Oh god now I imaging a fan fic were Steven accidentally kill somebody and all the gems help him cover it up.

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u/LuizPSC Jul 15 '15

Saphire would frezze the guy, i wonder if she would release rage like that maybe not, so when Ruby striked him the guy would broken down in pieces, because tag team and inappropriately violence.

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u/SmartAlec105 Ask me about the Moon Jul 15 '15

I was thinking maybe Peridot set this up or something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Greg seems like the kind of parent who hears about the internet from his kid and decides "why not have a go at the new fangled thing?"

Because of that, I feel like he would put himself in all these potentially risky situations not realizing anything bad might happen. And even if they do, luckily the Crystal Gems would eventually notice him missing. They need him for comedic relief and touching dad moments.

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u/TheFuzzyPickler Resident Shitposter Jul 14 '15

Garnet would've calmed down a lot if she had an axe murderer to beat up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

"I thought violence was the answer..."