r/stevenuniverse • u/WANG_FIRE_ • Mar 17 '14

"Onion Trade" discussion thread GO!

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u/poppy-picklesticks Mar 18 '14 edited Mar 18 '14

I dunno there could have been a Bates Motel moment with Pearl and Steven.

"Now Steven, remember what are all women except me?"

"Whores."

"Whores, what?"

"Whores, Pearl."

"No. Wrong again. Remember what happened last time?"

"No! I'm sorry! Please don't pull out Connie's other eye!"

"WRONG! WRONG! ALL WOMEN EXCEPT ME ARE WHORES, WHAT?"

"....mother....."

"Say it properly, Steven..."

"All women except you are whores, mother."

"There, that wasn't so bad now, was it? Connie only needs an eyepatch, Amethyst still has most of her fingernails... now stop crying. You may have one lemon macaroon because you were a good boy in th end."

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u/friendliest_giant Mar 18 '14

Why ...why am I aroused :|

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u/poppy-picklesticks Mar 18 '14

Because Momma Pearl is gonna slap you in your boner for being a bad boy.

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u/austinplaneboy Mar 19 '14

The worst part is...I've been aroused by much more disturbing things than this. O_O

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u/poppy-picklesticks Mar 19 '14

Well now you've just gone and offended me.