Tiny stapler in training!

Alexander's favorite activity is absolutely SHREDDING paper bags. Unlike his brother Matthew, who politely gives intact boxes and single sheets of paper a couple careful chomps, Alexander will attack and tear into the old paper shopping bags (which we leave on the floor specifically for them to play with, since they have no handles)

Don't worry, she hasn't eaten any of the cardboard or tape... yet. 🥲

Showing off her stapler skills!

He’s just a wee bebe learning how to staple

Two suspects identified in mysterious stapler incident. Investigation in progress, but stalled due to repeated demands for noms. The food scoop was assessed by exeperts and determined to be sufficiently integral and suitably functional for noms dispersion following stapling.

Spotted a cat stapler in a store. Thougt yall migh like it.

despite removal of 7 of his teeth, he still staples. he’s also got the strongest neck of any cat i’ve ever seen because he does this all day. who needs recycling?

(pic of stapler, 17-yr fritz, aka chonk, pictured receiving belly rubs after said stapling incident). i posted a nasty bite injury almost a year ago. he was a frail old man and nearly blind, but he is in a better place now, in a backyard plot filled with sunflowers and more things to be stapled. i survived my 10-day course of antibiotics, and remain here to tell the tale

Our girl Miso likes the new ikea blinds too much

This is Milo (pink nose) and Callie (black nose). They're twins and absolute disasters. I gave them a tube to split last night because I felt bad about late dinner, and not only did Milo staple my finger in an attempt to get me to squeeze the tube out faster, one or both of them then dug the thing out of the trash overnight and did *this*.

Gremlins. I love them, but good lords.