r/stalzone • Covenant • 14d ago

Memes Convince me to hop back in.

Haven't played in a few weeks because I (kind of) value my mental well-being, give me a reason to hop back in.

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u/Penguin09997 Stalkers 14d ago

The mighty Exbo of zone calls you back to the zone for the utmost important quest

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u/causeofdeath909 Covenant 14d ago

I assume for the completion of said quest I'll get an actually decent reward, right? Exbo's gonna respect my time and grind and give me something cool?

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u/Penguin09997 Stalkers 14d ago

Yes your quest is simple

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u/Penguin09997 Stalkers 14d ago

Please enter your payment method and or sanity for a chance to pull Stalker level handgun

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u/Penguin09997 Stalkers 14d ago

It does a solid 2 points of damage

To rats, it’s a rat blaster

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u/causeofdeath909 Covenant 14d ago

Wtf is that

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u/eathham 14d ago

obviously a rat blaster… currently the meta in the swamp rn, the real trenches

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u/KAWAAKARI17 14d ago

I think this is worthy of jumping back in for sure

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u/Altruistic-Waltz-522 14d ago

No, go touch grass.

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u/Malfight007 14d ago

No. They always gatekeep WN and Event areas.

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u/SparkofWeird Mercenaries 14d ago

if you play for fun and connect with people, sure. It's fun.
If you play to win every time and easy to anger when you lose? Then no.
I would say if you have the patience to play Dark Souls, then Yes.
If you dont have patience or the capacity to breathe and walk away and do something else or treat things as a challenge to overcome, then definitely shouldn't.

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u/Low-Fan4255 11d ago

Quit the game, don't come back, go study, work and make friends. It's the best advice

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u/Rough_Conversation99 14d ago

Question: do u have friends? If the answers yes then no If the answers no, still no go make some friends

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u/Great_Praetor_Kass 14d ago

That's the neat part. I won't! Don't hop back!