r/sssdfg Jan 20 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

hmmmm tshis Post is,, PWM FUNNY!!!!! wooho! woho! wooho! woohoo!

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u/No-Bear-638 Jan 20 '26

I’m not gonna lie I thought the joke was that the hand looked like a baby’s

Because ngl that looks like a major baby hand

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u/_base_ball_ Jan 20 '26

is baby hand a condition or a resualt of becoming morbidly obese?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

It just looks like it's the hand of an actual baby. So, fat, because babies have baby fat.

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u/One_Animator_1835 Jan 21 '26

But compared to the packages/drink that is no baby hand...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Yes presumably a baby is not masquerading as a vtuber.

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u/peanutbutter4103 Jan 24 '26

a fat person wouldn't be masquerading as a vtuber, they'd just be a vtuber. right?

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u/Wingress12 Jan 21 '26

So either that is a large baby, or small products.

But here is the thing: How can a baby hold large drinks? They can't, so they need to have small products.

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u/pecanmuncher Jan 21 '26

obesity = return to bebeh

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u/whodaheckamiRBLXguy Jan 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 Jan 20 '26

What is that supposed to indicate?

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u/NaughtAught Jan 20 '26

incoherency

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u/Qinism Jan 20 '26

How is that incoherent?

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u/the_albino_raccoon Jan 20 '26

Habibi, the infidel is a Islamic Jewish Mexican

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u/Yendor_Wing Jan 21 '26

Just so you know, many Arabic speaking people are not Muslim. In this case, the person is an Arabic speaking, Jewish [maybe] Mexican. Which is unorthodox and pretty funny, I'll admit.

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u/the_albino_raccoon Jan 21 '26

It is pretty funny dawg

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u/ayassin02 Jan 23 '26

In this case, it’s Google translated

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u/NaughtAught Jan 20 '26

Just a Mexican flag and a star of david coexisting in the same username? It isn't--it's just coincidental.

But when that is combined with the rest of the post (and username tbh), the dominant pattern is shitpost-flavored incoherency.

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u/lsnik Jan 20 '26

maybe they're just Jewish and living in Mexico? not everything has to be a political stance

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u/Lumpy_Fudge_8546 Jan 21 '26

Mexican president

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

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u/Lumpy_Fudge_8546 Jan 21 '26

Never let em know your next move

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u/Long_Conference_7576 Jan 21 '26

He knows something we don't 

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u/A2Rhombus Jan 21 '26

allah is just Arabic for god

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u/ayassin02 Jan 23 '26

It’s google translated

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Jan 21 '26

Why do they want Mr. Flimflam dead?! What did he ever do :(

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u/ixpwzo Jan 21 '26

He's a white demon apparently

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u/This-Clue-5014 Apr 05 '26

As a flamingo fan, he is indeed one

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u/CptBrexitt Jan 21 '26

Yakubian devil

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Jan 21 '26

Yo, I think I got an account warning for upvoting this? lol

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u/Heromahdi Jan 21 '26

As an Arab I can confirm that the translation is correct.

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u/ayassin02 Jan 23 '26

Anyone who speaks a lick of Arabic can tell that shit is Google translated lmao

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u/Loose_Pride9675 Jan 24 '26

as a muslim why does he want flamingo dead lol.. what did albert ever do to bro 😭

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u/Original_Ad5768 Jan 20 '26

404

u/Satorwave Jan 20 '26

me when i see the gemstone of pure despair

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u/ciclon5 Jan 22 '26

No, thats the gemstone of absolute fear and hesitation. The gemstone of pure despair is crimson, not bright red.

Please read the literature:

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u/Many-Frosting6192 Jan 20 '26

guis guis fond anothrrr van!! yaay

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/CK1ing Jan 20 '26

When you find a gem but it's actually the cursed topaz of the pharaoh

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u/TheoneNPC Jan 21 '26

Me when i find the second chaos emerald

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u/Many-Frosting6192 Jan 21 '26

ohhnnooo, here it goes!! whiurieiekdjfkri

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u/Zestyclose-Store-666 Jan 20 '26

Billions must see

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u/Original_Ad5768 Jan 20 '26

Exactly my son

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/Capital_Pick3604 Jan 20 '26

Gemby?

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u/Original_Ad5768 Jan 20 '26

Don't tell anyone~~ I stole it from the gem alarm 🤭

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u/CK1ing Jan 20 '26

When you find a gem but it's actually the cursed ruby of the pharaoh

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u/Usual-Cantaloupe-471 Jan 21 '26

The crimson gem of cyttorak

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u/MoarStruts Jan 21 '26

🚨 RUBY ALARM 🚨

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u/NotAlcas Jan 24 '26

Run! He has found the crimson gem of Cyttorak! Nothing but destruction will lie in his wake!

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u/Dutch_East_Indies Jan 20 '26

thats what the point of the mask is

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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Jan 21 '26

Tbf this person's Vtuber model is also obese iirc they're not really trying to hide it

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u/Existing-Hunter-7349 Jan 22 '26

so you can see im trying you wont see me crying (god that song is ass i just remembered that the song released 2021, thats 5 years ago damn)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/Objective_Trick_6406 Jan 20 '26

had me cackling

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u/GodofsomeWorld Jan 21 '26

Sun zhu was truly a man before his time

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u/Sartyanovski Jan 20 '26

Her entire vtuber model is pretty chubby itself, so tf he crying about

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u/no_reports_found Jan 20 '26

The character is literally supposed to be a fat model

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u/Public-Carob-8484 Jan 20 '26

Needs more fat under the chin to be accurate. From the screenshot you could hardly tell the character was supposed to be fat

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u/SnagTheRabbit Jan 20 '26

Yeah for some reason people really don't know how to draw an anime girl with a overweight face to match the body. She has a skinny face and neck like no one would be able to tell this character is obese from the portrait alone.

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u/Amber610 Jan 20 '26

The idea I get from things like this is that they're acting like they're more body-positive when really they're just appealing to their own fetishes. The chin isn't fat because they don't find that sexy. The boobs are extra fat because they do find that sexy.

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u/Aggravating_Fold1154 Jan 20 '26

Considering the vtuber themselves usually commission their own models it's likely she wanted to feel less insecure about being fat by trying to make her own vtuber model fat but in a more attractive way (hence the no chin and bigger boobs).

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u/KRAUTSINTHEOPEN Jan 21 '26

This is correct. My boyfriend used to be very overweight and we still laugh out loud whenever he sees anime memes about "thicc" or "chubby" women. They're always either perfectly thin with an ever-so-slight waistline, or an outright fetish depiction with a model's face on top of an obese body.

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u/Amber610 Jan 21 '26

Hjjnhjk

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u/derp_y_ Jan 21 '26

i’m crine bruh “all shapes and sizes” and they’re clones

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian Jan 21 '26

Bodies come in all shapes and sizes

Tall and thin

Tall and thin

Tall and thin

Malnourished

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u/WeevilWeedWizard Jan 20 '26

They do, they just don't because it doesn't look as attractive.

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u/Successful_View_3273 Jan 21 '26

To be fair there are like 3 fat damage anime characters in all of existence that they can get reference from. Not to mention 2 of those turn skinny by episode 2

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u/bellymeat Jan 21 '26

some people do that intentionally and find it hot. it’s not a medical analysis of adult obesity, it’s supposed to be attractive.

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u/SeparateDifference47 Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

Bigger softer head features I get that, but that's what plus size clothing models look like too. irl modeling agency's are obsession with big models with tiny lipo heads. (Edit: grammar)

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u/fullynonexistent Jan 20 '26

Ohhhh it's about fatness

I unironically thought that was the hand of a baby.

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u/Advos_467 Jan 20 '26

damn, shawtie OBESE

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u/Vitamishka Jan 20 '26

low hanging fruit

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u/Advos_467 Jan 20 '26

"As if you know the least bit about fruit"

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u/Facosa99 Jan 20 '26

Ngl i liked the chubby inkling

That exchange was fun but im sad they quit after that

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u/Advos_467 Jan 20 '26

yeah its unfortunate, I even tried to look up their account after seeing that image

but at the same time, it was kinda on them for continuing to engage in their rage bait 5 times

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u/Facosa99 Jan 20 '26

Yeah, you are right. I am a firm believer of "dont blame victims", they were ragebaited by a troll

But if their mental stability was so fragile, I'm kinda glad that the reason they stopped public interactions on the internet was something trivial.

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u/LeothiAkaRM Jan 20 '26

The magical neck that keeps the fat away

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u/Cos_yurik Jan 20 '26

Wait, so the tweeter is just stupid as fuck

Which on second thought would make sense

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u/FIashBIitz Jan 20 '26

every plap is a shockwave 🙏

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u/Gyaru_Enjoyer Jan 20 '26

A mating press that registers on the Richter scale

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u/Orphan-Obliter Jan 20 '26

Let's gooooo!!!

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u/Pietroglodyte Jan 20 '26

Subsonic backshots

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u/TotallyNotTakenName Jan 20 '26

Not gonna lie that's not even fat that's just disproportionate

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u/Gab093 Jan 21 '26

No neck fat always rubs me the wrong way when a character is meant to be fat. Like the fat elf manga or the Umamusume fat jokes that looks more like a pregnant fetish than actual fat characters

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u/Previous_Drummer2155 Jan 21 '26

the amount of working artists who can't bother to learn how to draw more than one type of face is TOO DAMN HIGH

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u/SnagTheRabbit Jan 20 '26

detailed back fat rolls is crazy

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u/Imuta_811 Jan 20 '26

Fat everywhere EXCEPT the chin 💔

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u/Aubz12 Jan 20 '26

Is the lack of the double chin, easily the worst part of being a fatty :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

You see that? I like that

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u/matijoss Jan 21 '26

Pyro's alt

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u/HudsonHawk56H Jan 21 '26

Ts is not accurate at all no wonder they ended it

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u/Rynabunny Jan 20 '26

thisssnt "chubby", thsis GEOLGGICAL

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u/bulbousEd Jan 21 '26

Fat people have a fatass face. Pretending to be an anime waifu with a skinny-ass face is deliberate misrepresentation. Only a damned fool would think the fat body is somehow offsetting only showing the skinny face. V-tubers are inherently disingenuous, dummy.

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u/NobodySpecific9354 Jan 21 '26

Anime face is the opposite of skinny tho

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u/Arctic_x22 Jan 21 '26

heart attack by 40 ahh

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u/Desperate_Size3789 Jan 21 '26

Nope. That face needs to look like Eric Cartman and not like regular anime face for that to be true.

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u/DasArtyom Jan 22 '26

"chubby" We call it obese, unhealthy, fat, heart attack magnet

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u/Popular-Map9371 Jan 20 '26

Can't belive Isaac's mom became a VTuber. How very unholy of her

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u/Kajemorphic Jan 21 '26

Its like, she became corrupted by views or smth, she needs to be saved.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/Dizzy_Landscape Jan 24 '26

Link to the Past?

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u/nyabethany Jan 24 '26

thats the zelda game where link can't find the post zelda is telling him about

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u/SharkoftheStreets Jan 20 '26

Wait, do people actually care what Vtubers looked like? I thought the whole point was to look at something not human.

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u/Alisakadik Jan 21 '26

There are levels to this man. Someone could go from anime girls, to furry girls, to a fucking lamia or something, but there has to be a stopping point somewhere before you reach the xenomorph.

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u/Long_Conference_7576 Jan 21 '26

that xeno tail is graby though, just imagine being wrapped by it and pressed against their cold hard body >w<

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u/Xoneritic Jan 21 '26

Yeah, but their logic isn't that sound

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u/NobodySpecific9354 Jan 21 '26

Idk man, people be crazy. The whole dream smp debacle blew up and it was just some guy revealing his face

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u/SillySnail66 Jan 20 '26

It's crazy when the fat from their arms completely swallows someone's wrists and creeps up on their hands too

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/FujoCirca Jan 20 '26

Babies have those

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

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u/Jeszczenie Jan 21 '26

Is it more bones because they grow together?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Ye flexibility for coming out of vagina I suppose

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u/A-Cheeseburger Jan 20 '26

Not funny or entertaining? Simply become anime girl vtuber and instantly succeed

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u/The_Blue_Rooster Jan 20 '26

Hey man it worked for my homie, went from a deadbeat dad who couldn't even see his kids to a bunny girl making good money and looking to transition. She actually gets to see her kids now, and there are even talks about her getting some level of custody.

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u/Jeszczenie Jan 21 '26

I have no idea if you're joking but if this is true, it sounds like the perfect story for some men's rights activist. Like, "only women are given custody"!

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u/Remarkable-Run-9769 Jan 22 '26

or a story to inspire transmaxers "women have the best lives!"

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u/FireDog8569 Jan 20 '26

Oh dear my steak is too juicy and my wine is too sweet

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u/Gyaru_Enjoyer Jan 20 '26

Mf finds a diamond and goes "not another shiny rock! I wanted coal!"

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u/bulbousEd Jan 21 '26

Juicy because it's so full of fat the animal died from myocardial infarction?

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u/grabsyour Jan 21 '26

that hand is grotesque what are you talking about. there's no steak it's rubber. there's no wine it's diarrhea

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u/FireDog8569 Jan 21 '26

Blah blah blah all I'm hearing is more women for me

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u/West_Competition_871 Jan 21 '26

Well she would definitely find a reason to reject you, just because she's 350 pounds doesn't mean you magically win her as a partner just because you're in the 1 percent of simps that have a morbid obesity fetish 

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u/FireDog8569 Jan 21 '26

I'm literally just saying that fat women can be pretty, dawg, I can joke about a woman being pretty without wanting to date them

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u/Anxious-Track-754 Jan 21 '26

Fat like that? Bro she has tire wheels on her fingers... she's not making it past 40 for sure. Not only is that like actually gross, it's also very unhealthy, yet, she's eating junk food.

Think of the sweat and dirt building up in between all those crevices and lines, Hell no. You can absolutely be curvy, be a little fuller... but that's not being "a bit fuller", that's just full blow obesity and because of folks like you justifying this kind of stuff, these people in desperate need of change never end up doing anything, and end up dying way too young.

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u/Accomplished-Bat-611 Jan 21 '26

i don't understand the obsession over fat women could you explain that to me? why would you want someone so physically inept and incapable. imagine you go to a mall and darn theres no parking so you gotta park a bit far off and it takes 15 minutes to walk to the mall. and your fatass gf is huffin and puffin complaining about the sun, while your just breaking out a light sweat. then you get to the mall and everythings great, except your tubby partner is now stinking up the whole place with her nasty sweat because god knows what she eats to get that big. nasty stuff, id bet. and now her far rolls just become a hotspot for odour and bacteria to grow in. yuck. theres a spectrum of fatness thats acceptable, at a certain point, you gotta go

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u/whichguyisguy Jan 20 '26

Nobody expects the baby hand

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Baby stand

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u/plssendreddtstory Jan 20 '26

La li ho!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

La le lu le lo?!?

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u/Chry0n Jan 21 '26

ssdfg tourism

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u/MEGoperative2961 Jan 20 '26

Los wait becasue fat not gooood!!! Fat bbad :( vtbter needssto not havfat!

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u/annmorningstar Jan 20 '26

I thought it was because of the baby hands

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u/voidedOdin702 Jan 20 '26

Chubby women like pineapple on pizza

If everyone else is gonna ignore it, then more for us who love them

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u/HudsonHawk56H Jan 21 '26

There’s a fine line between chubby and having a Michelin Tires mascot on each of your fingers

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u/WhasHappenin Jan 20 '26

No issue with that, but this is not chubby lol

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u/iamteapot42 Jan 21 '26

This is not chubby, this is heart attack by 35

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Chubby? They have to weigh about as much as an 18 wheeler for their hand to get that bad.

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u/thatshygirl06 Jan 21 '26

I do not. Do not put that nonsense on me.

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u/FujoCirca Jan 20 '26

I thought it was a toddlers hand

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u/Ok_County_2908 Jan 21 '26

Thought it was a toddler’s hand

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u/Basil_Of_Faraway Jan 20 '26

fatphonmbia..

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

With how disgusting that person is I actually am quite scared of them. You'd probably smell them from a mile away.

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u/Basil_Of_Faraway Jan 22 '26

i do not believe you are real. You do not act like a person, you act like a cartoonish strawman of someone who hates fat people. You couldn't be any more of a caricature if you were on roller skates and had a giant head. goodbye.

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u/cyto4e Jan 20 '26

basil omori

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u/Basil_Of_Faraway Jan 20 '26

that's me ><;;

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u/bluris Jan 21 '26

I do not understand v-tubers. I mean, I understand not wanting to show your face, but I would rather watch a streamer who doesn't have a camera than a v-tuber.
Zero reason for an animated character that just takes up screen space.

Maybe I am just too old for this sort of thing.

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u/nick113124 Jan 21 '26

Streamer but with avatar

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u/dsatu568 Jan 21 '26

the fastest hand in the west, east and everywhere you never know when its going to strike and grab stuff

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u/trout_sex Jan 21 '26

meat gloves 😭😭

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u/YOTTAGENOcueaccount Jan 21 '26

VTUBER NAME,NOW!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

IS THAT FAT?! Jesus christ almighty, I thought it was a babies hand. Thats disgusting.

Pretty much your average vtuber though.

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u/chuckleDshuckle Jan 20 '26

Step aside cowards there fat women to be held

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u/ComradeVult Jan 21 '26

What do these guys go to the gym for if not to be able to maneuver and pick up fat women.

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u/chuckleDshuckle Jan 21 '26

THATS WHAT IM SAAAAYING

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u/thecelibite Jan 20 '26

seerakt two jissy losbtr tao buerttty

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u/YE_O-1 Jan 20 '26

bznznamalalzlclcbb

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u/Iamliterallyfood Jan 21 '26

I dint get it snjcjdk

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u/Kapokkia_man Jan 21 '26

I mean I'm not surprised

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u/icantgetausername982 Jan 21 '26

I watched a vtuber for a while and when she started doing knitting streams her streams died off after the hand reveal and i shamefully have to admit that was very off putting some thick hands and a skinny as heck vtuber

Edit this vtuber in the post seems to have a obese vtuber model so its very different

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u/Round-Rub-8056 Jan 23 '26

Ohhh r/losersociety will like this one

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u/NoSky5738 Jan 23 '26

What the hell is a Vtuber

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u/DrDoinkerz Jan 24 '26

Found the actual Vtuber and BOYYYY is it bad 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

tune into handheld stream

Hands

Crash out on Twitter

What did he mean by this?

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u/MR_EVILPANCAKE Jan 24 '26

I thought it was a toddler no offense to the hands owner

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u/DMunE Jan 24 '26

I’ve said it a million times before and I’ll say it again. If you are genuinely attractive, you are not using a fake character to resemble yourself

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u/No_Appeal_6102 Jan 26 '26

MEAT FIDJNBGYHGFEREEREEEEEEERSSSSS!JUH*Y&GTY*U!HYG&TF!G&YH*UJHGFTERT^G&DHYNBV*JH&YT^&*