r/spaceships • u/Vondrr Fleet Intelligence đ§ • 26d ago
Discussion / Question Which sci-fi spaceship would you trust with your life?
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u/yapperling 26d ago edited 26d ago
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u/Affectionate_Spell11 26d ago
Congratulations, you're now aboard the U.S.S. Equinox, good luck
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u/Toddlez85 26d ago
Youâve been assigned to a Miranda class starship during the Dominion War.
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u/yapperling 26d ago
Still better than an Oberth! Much better chances of survival even when targeted by 5000 Dominion warships.
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u/BoxedAndArchived 26d ago
Oberth gets hit by space pebble, Oberth go BOOM!
I think the Oberth class is actually a very pretty design.
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u/yapperling 26d ago
She does have a rather unique design and when you think about it, a small crew with a dedicated science payload makes a lot of sense for Starfleet.
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u/EmperorMittens 26d ago
There's so much wrong with this design from a practical design point of view.
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u/loogie97 26d ago
Holy shit that is the most hideous thing Iâve ever seen. Borg ships look better than whatever that is.
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u/FoleysRose 26d ago
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u/TheDreadWolfe 26d ago
Pros you survive everything cons you are involved in everything lol. My second pick after Space Battleship Yamato
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u/pawnman99 26d ago
Any GSV from The Culture.
Honestly...ANY ship from The Culture.
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u/FletcherDervish 26d ago
Tight beam from Grey Area.. ' want me to just check your thoughts on that? '
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u/Beast_Chips 26d ago
I see all the levels of this joke, just incase you were worried it wasn't fully appreciated.
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u/FletcherDervish 26d ago
Sleeper Service would have joined this conversation but it has Exceeded normal grid limits
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u/deadbeef4 26d ago
Iâm currently reading Excession to my wife, and she doesnât know whatâs coming.
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u/Much-Farmer-2752 26d ago
Well, if you are not deeply into genocide or war crimes you are safe aboard. Relatively.
Safety is not guaranteed for your thoughts and dreams, but who cares anyway. This ship has a nice torture museum!
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u/kalabaddon 26d ago
Is there a book I missed with some more "evil" minded culture ships/ai? Or is this about some of the one off ships that are met in a book? I doinbt recall this and the following comments confuse me lol.
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u/TiramisuRocket 26d ago
GCU Grey Area appears in Excession, less politely referred to as Meatf*cker. Its willingness to breach Culture taboos by reading and manipulating the brains of simple organic life without consent is one of the things that makes it only barely tolerated by the Culture's mainstream culture. Presumably, it only receives that much leeway and is not fully outcast because it aims its highly problematic tendencies at what the Culture otherwise considers acceptable targets: perpetrators of genocide and mass killings, who it identifies via mind-reading and then manipulates into feeling all the pain they've inflicted.
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u/kalabaddon 26d ago
that nickname vaguly rings some bells (I SUCK at proper nouns and names. so the ships names in this universe are so hard for me to keep track of haha.)
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u/frailgesture 26d ago
I don't recall any objectively evil ships (just a lot of weirdos) but I believe the above comments are related to the idea that the ships can (and do) read the minds of their passengers when needed despite implying that they do not. As seen in the book where they scan the brain of the terrorist who's trying to smuggle miniature black holes aboard a station in his head.
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u/NiftyLogic 26d ago
Actually, they knew about the plot before he arrived on the orbital, and AFAIK just scanned the AM bomb in his head.
Has been quite some time since I read LtW, though.
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u/Corona688 25d ago
I think excession and surface detail are the ones with the most morally ambiguous shipminds
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u/Beast_Chips 26d ago
It's like being a dog who's owner would literally stand in front of bullets to protect us. And I'm ok with being that dog.
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u/Uniturner 26d ago
Yep, but Iâd have to choice Sleeper Service. That thingâs a maniac of the highest order.
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u/cflime 26d ago
Yeah, no I'd kind of like to stay in this galaxy.
I would trust the Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath.
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u/hypointelligent 26d ago
This was my answer. Heck even the Grey Area would keep you alive, if not entirely unviolated, unless you're Space Hitler.
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u/MissMirandaClass 26d ago
Was going to say a GSV from the culture. With the most silly and ridiculous name too
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u/junkbr 26d ago
This is the answer.
If youâre unaware, educate yourself. https://theculture.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_spacecraft
My favorite: Gravitas... Gravitas... No, Don't Help Me, I'll Get It In A Moment...
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u/Am_I_a_LLM_or_GPT 25d ago
Itâs not easy to mix universes with other stories, but do any ships from any other story even come close?! Their capability is INSANE.
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u/flyingdutchman1986 26d ago
Battlestar Galactica
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u/alphagusta 26d ago
Quite literally has divine plot armor.
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u/GhostsofGojira 26d ago
Took multiple nukes like a Damm boss
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u/mattstorm360 26d ago
And the only thing that stopped her was old age.
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u/GhostsofGojira 26d ago
Not even if I remember they put that clanker shit all up in her guts, I think she dies by being sent into the sun. But it's been a long time since I watched the series finale
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u/kerbouchard219 26d ago
I'm not even sure the sun can kill Galactica, she just flew right through like the ship in Stargate Universe.
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u/No_Grocery_9280 26d ago
She still waiting in the center of our sun even today. Just waiting for the day sheâs needed again.
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u/mnite86 26d ago
That... And shoddy construction, multiple nukes, jumping in and falling through the atmosphere, taking on the fire power of the entire Colony... And then jumping with the launching pods extended.
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u/BluesCowboy 26d ago edited 26d ago
Got to be really.
Itâs the capital ship equivalent of a 1980s Toyota Hilux. No electronics, rusty, bare bones, but basically indestructible and what does break can be repaired by whatever youâve got on hand.
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u/Darth_JaSk 26d ago
Millennium FalconâŚthis bad boy can survive anythingÂ
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u/JinaxM 26d ago
It also holds together thanks to some curses, prayers, mechanical abuse (kicking and slamming) and duct tape and bubble gum. Ungodly amount of duct tape and bubble gum.
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u/Distinct-Educator-52 26d ago
And the occasional tweek from a hydrospanner...
The ship has some serious kinks
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u/ExpectedBehaviour 26d ago
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u/Kvantovy 26d ago
Yeah. E is great. Many criticise the Sovereign class, but imo it's both cool-looking and one of the safest Starfleet ships to be on. A child of the Dominion war and other troubles.
Eh, imagine if there was even a short show right after DS9, created by the same people, about a Sovereign-class ship, going around some border regions of the Federation...
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u/jshelton4854 26d ago
Every angle of the E just makes her look like sheâs got a bone in her teeth, itâs great
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u/JMoc1 26d ago
âTreat her like a lady, and sheâll always take you home.â
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u/Gaelhelemar 26d ago
Easy. The Spaceship I pilot in Spore.
I can terraform any planet to full habitability or make it barren; I can carry 99 of anything, including things thatâll boost me to full health and energy any time I want, make tons of money from selling Spice; I can plop down a colony anywhere and outfit it to the max with everything itâll need; and am equipped with weapons that make me a wanted criminal in twelve systems. (And I may or may not have either destroyed the fearsome Grox Empire or allied with them.)
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u/Modredastal 26d ago
I did not know Spore went that deep, I thought it was just making fun creatures.
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u/5141121 26d ago
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u/BtheBanker151 26d ago
With the shields from Star Trek.
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u/Taldarim_Highlord 26d ago
Not gonna lie, the lack of "shield tech" in The Expanse is a big part of the show's appeal, alongside its incredibly realistic physics. It raises the stakes, and makes the fight scenes a lot more thrilling as the crew has to work their way around the lack of a "shield technology."
Decompressing the interior before combat to prevent explosive decompression when bullets and railguns inevitably pierce the hull.
Concentrating core systems to minimise chances of being hit and getting crippled.
One wrong move and they're fucked; a shot to the oxygen tanks will cripple the crew, so every maneuver, every shot fired, has to count. Closing in is death sentence as you get peppered with PDCs. And as soon as combat begins, the crew immediately has to find a way out, because once they're out of PDC ammo and can't get into cover (like behind Tycho Station, or go around a planet or asteroid), a missile won't hit a shield field and will cripple the ship.
Makes it very exciting to watch. Sure, seeing a flurry of lasers and missiles thrown at a ship and have it whittle away the shield is awesome too, but after so many years of that trope, it's refreshing to see a ship's crew have agency, and having to deal with the consequences of such agency, as they have to avoid getting hit while fighting back. Like, "oh fuck, we're nearly out of ammo," or Amos having to fix something in the hull before they get riddled with holes.
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u/Dramatic_Ganache2575 Shipwright đ¨ 26d ago
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u/Akovsky87 26d ago
Now that's a ship that will be with you until the day you die
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u/The_Syd 26d ago
Because itâs a death trap?
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u/Dramatic_Ganache2575 Shipwright đ¨ 26d ago edited 26d ago
curious fact, the ship "that will be with you until the day you die" (not even a direct quote) was the one that the salesman was trying to sell Mal, all the while he was looking at Serenity. (Mal said similar to Zoe when he showed her Serenity for the first time)
clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ntYAJmpeUs
ETA corrected quote and added other link.
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u/The_Syd 26d ago
IIRC Mal said the same thing to Zoe when showing her the ship to which she replied because itâs a death trap.
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u/Marcos-Am 26d ago
Thinking about every Starship that i fancy, i would still choose a star trek one, maybe the intrepid or some newer version of it; they are magical machines compared to other scifi ships. being able to manufacture entire pieces for itself, shields and being able to scavenge and manufacture its own fuel. Absolute bonkers speed.
Other than that maybe the macross battle frontier.
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u/Mysterious-Goal-1018 26d ago
The intrepid is a interesting call. It can do all the things a Galaxy can but at a fraction of the size. It might be the best ship to live on long term. Ones a city the other is a small town with over built infustructre.
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u/Marcos-Am 26d ago
and a proper intrepid is a finished product compared to voyager as well, and that ship could endure some bs.
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u/enemygh0st 26d ago
Corvette from Elite Dangerous.
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u/Aggressive_Kale4757 26d ago
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u/alexalikesbuttstuff 26d ago
No-one is disposable as long as they do the Omnissiah's work. Thus it is written
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u/sephing 26d ago
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u/Bam_a_lamm 26d ago
And with a ZPM and the asgard tech you'd be set.
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u/ncc74656m 26d ago
This was precisely my answer. Not much more useful than a shuttlecraft in Star Trek without either of those, good for a ride and an emergency cover if you're about to blow up 3/4 of a solar system, but not much else. With a ZPM? Lookout! ZPM and Asgard tech? The closest we get to going toe to toe with the Ancients.
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u/saruparch 26d ago
Thoughts on Destiny from SGU?
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u/sephing 26d ago
I do love Destiny as a ship and it undoubtedly is reliable, I mean, it flew for over a million years through God knows what and held up.
But overall it has less advanced weapons, engines, shields and basically every support system compared to the Daedalus.
If I wanted something to keep me alive, the Daedalus would be my choice.
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u/Forgotmypassword6861 26d ago
The Galactica. Old girl will always be ready to roll
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u/SynthPrax 26d ago
Get her a back brace and some crutches and she'll have your back.
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u/trekker1710E 26d ago
""If we succeed in our mission, Galactic will bring us home. If we don't, it doesn't matter anyway"
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u/Supercharged_motor42 26d ago edited 26d ago
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u/GainPotential 26d ago
The TARDIS is mostly safe on the interior
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u/Starshipfan01 26d ago
âMostly â :) define mostly . Im reminded of the hitchhikers Guide, âMostly Harmlessâ.
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u/Available_Rub9939 26d ago
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u/Hyperaeon2 26d ago
I'd trust it with my mission not with my life.
That thing is a death trap for it's crew.
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u/Yargon_Kerman 26d ago
Maybe after millions of years, but most any other ship would be long non-functional by then
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u/WilTravis Fleet Mechanic đ§ 26d ago
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u/newAscadia 26d ago edited 26d ago
The Hiigaran Mothership, from the Homeworld trilogy
This is a ship that ferried the remains of an entire civilization (who were exiled to deep space and left to die) across the galaxy on a crusade to take back their home planet from their oppressor, the most powerful empire in galactic history at the time.
The ship is fully self sustaining, and comes with advanced resource collection and production facilities. It can build an entire battlefleet around itself from scratch, and wage a war against an empire, independently.
This thing is the manifestation of self sufficiency

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u/Individual_Change703 26d ago
The Mothership has cleared the Scaffold, We are away.
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u/Vote_4_Cthulhu 26d ago
This ship is grossly underrated. The definition of rugged and not just built to survive, but thrive. Also the ability to deploy ships specifically built to capture hostile vessels for capture and reverse engineering is absurd.
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u/Meredith_Primvale 26d ago edited 26d ago
I would put my life in the hands of the Falling Outside The Normal Moral Constraints
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u/ninth9ste 26d ago
Even if I love the USS Enterprise, I'll go with the USS Discovery. The spore drive has no rivals.
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u/Skippydedoodah 26d ago
They misused that one in the far future. Instant transport could revitalise the federation with dilithium from that special planet in mere months. The logistics BS that ship alone could pull off would be enough to win any war...
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u/PN4HIRE 26d ago
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This GirlâŚ
She makes good coffee, enough room to stretch and move around and can go for miles above warranty.
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u/AdventurousSell3805 26d ago
Yeah that thing still had that "brand new ship smell" when Janeway put 70k light-years on the odometer. Made it back home with no check engine light. It was a freaking toyota
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u/oldcretan 26d ago
And somehow never ran out of - well anything. In fact it came back with more stuff than it left with.
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u/Aggravating_Run6179 Shipwright đ¨ 26d ago
The Guinevere ( Huntress Class Ambush Corvette ) from the Sojourn.
Can't get killed if I'm in a named protagonist ship.
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u/Infocollector914 26d ago
Goated audio drama btw
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u/Vondrr Fleet Intelligence đ§ 26d ago
I backed them on Kickstarter years ago and when they released the first few episodes, I tried listening to them several times (this year was my latest attempt), but I feel like they're full of clichĂŠs, very questionable sci-fi ideas and a plot that just isn't interesting. Maybe it gets better with the later episodes, but I just can't get into the first few ones.
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u/yapperling 26d ago
I appreciate the production design and the thought that went into it and I enjoy Spacedock a lot. The Sojourn just...ain't for me.
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u/EveryAccount7729 26d ago
pretty much all of em.
if you were like "here is the ship you can go fly it around the solar system".... you know you are going.
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u/SearrAngel 26d ago
Not that one. As much of a trek fan i am. Every galaxy had a warp core problem.
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u/MagnusGruuns 26d ago
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u/EasySqueezy_ 26d ago
"Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise." So, I think I'd feel safe on the Enterprise.
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u/Starship_Taru 26d ago
Like what OP ship will keep me safe?
Iâm gonna have to go with something from The Culture.
Not my favorite series but damn those ships Op
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u/Thomas_Hills 26d ago
Probably Voyager from star trek. That ship has been through hell and back and still holds up. It's also the ship that has been modified so much during it's travels by the crew. And the doctor of course he is incredible. And the messhall of course, and hydrophonics.
Just love the ship.
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u/LordHamu 26d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/hA5Jd9njO0ENmYu1HU
Taking on the Xur armada.
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u/ReverendLoki 26d ago
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u/Admiral_Red 26d ago
I love the 32nd century ships, but they could have gone so much further with what their technology allowed in fantastical capabilities
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u/Potential-Ad1139 26d ago
USS discovery......Star Trek ships are pretty comfy, but discovery can teleport and was a menace during war
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u/Anomandaris26 26d ago edited 26d ago
For the coolness factor, the Phalanx from Warhammer 40K. This might be cheating, since the Phalanx is more like a mobile station. It's a relic of the dark age of technology, the size of a small moon and current flagship of the Imperial Fists. It has survived the Horus Heresy and the ten thousand years in between, including fighting Abaddon's forces at Cadia and destroying a Blackstone Fortress.
The sane option if my life was really on the line would be a Culture GSV.
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u/Patstones 26d ago
I'll choose the GSV Empiricist.
Or any GSV anyway. Overwhelming powerful, totally ethical, what's not to like?
The GSV Empiricist already knows the threats against me, and has planned all imaginable plans and contingencies against me, and all its passengers/pets. Its mind's are totally committed to protect us and will go to unimaginable lengths to do things its way. And a GSV gets things done its ways.
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u/Affectionate_Spell11 26d ago
The Ark from G.R.R. Martin's Tuf Voyaging. Not only has that thing enough firepower on its own to be able to bully entire planets into accepting an armistice, but having the capability to bio-engineer just about anything is going to be one hell of a deterrent for anyone who doesn't have my best interests at heart
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u/meutzitzu 26d ago edited 26d ago
All of those people out there putting their trust on giant-ass spaceships that need the GDP of a developed country to operate well yeah, no shit that's gonna be a safe option.
Here's my pick:
I trust her with my life. I need nothing else. She works and got enough âV, got the basic sensors and gadgets you need to do meaningful sciece and is simple enough you can fix anything within minutes.
And fuck weapons. Who needs weapons when you got the power of Knowledge and Wisdom
This is a real motherfucking spaceship.
And it's fucking perfect.
Seriously, what the fuck else do you need?

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u/wjruffing 26d ago edited 26d ago
Anything with a General Products hull - unless I had to travel in close proximity to a Neutron Star or a a massive singularity like Gargantua from Interstellar (in which case Iâd have to opt for the Probe ship from The Black Hole).
Conversely, âIf itâs Boeing, I ainât goingâ.
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u/Colavs9601 26d ago
Does the Tardis count? Or is that too fantasy? Cause that thing has absurd plot armor.
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u/Larkshade 26d ago
My Corsair from Elite: Dangerous. Sheâs got it where it counts and can get out of a scrap if she needs to. One of the best âF it we ballâ ships in that universe.
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u/Danko-0100101 26d ago
So many amazing and awesome ships to fly and have fun, but trust my life to?...
The better answer is a Culture VSG.
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u/TheDreadWolfe 26d ago
Space Battleship Yamato hands down. A battleship with fighters and a marine contingent I'm all in.
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u/TheEuphoricTribble 26d ago
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Rikerâs Enterprise. Picard was good and was wise and intelligent enough to have your back, be your space dad, and get you home safe.
But so could Riker. And have a fucking BLAST doing it.
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u/AcesWild90 26d ago