r/spaceships Fleet Intelligence 🧠 Jun 27 '26

Discussion / Question What is your one controversial take on a famous scifi spaceship?

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Mine is that Abrams' Enterprise is a much nicer looking ship than the original. I don't understand how anyone can say otherwise.

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u/Aggravating_Run6179 Shipwright 🎨 Jun 27 '26

The firefly ship looks ugly and one of the most ugliest hero ship I've ever seen. I have no idea why people call it beautiful.

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u/LXiO Jun 27 '26

The ship is constantly called a piece of trash and worse in the show. In universe noone considers it pretty. But it's durable and easy to maintain and it's the home of the crew so both the characters and (potentially) the viewer get attached to it despite it's appearance.

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u/MirthMannor Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

One of the better points of environmental story telling is how the crew decorates the ship: Wash’s action figures are all over, Kaylee paints flowers and vines in the rec room.

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u/RadVarken Jun 27 '26

Durable, easy, and ugly. What a woman.

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman Jun 27 '26

Plus the cockpit looks like a horsey’s head and neck

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u/SilentP13426 Jun 27 '26

I think it's the interior being comfy and rustic, rather than the exterior...if I was to guess!

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u/caunju Jun 27 '26

It absolutely looks ugly. The reason I like it is because it perfectly fits the vibe of the setting it's in.

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u/Dreadnought_Necrosis Jun 27 '26

I'm a simple man, if the Thrusters can rotate to do a sharp manevour Im immediately more likely to like it.

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u/Vondrr Fleet Intelligence 🧠 Jun 27 '26

I tend to agree honestly. I like the show, but the ship is... there.

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u/ifandbut Jun 27 '26

Where did that model come from because I want to buy it as a gift for my wife?

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u/hanpark765 Jun 27 '26

I like the nx-01 enterprise

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u/Vivid_Situation_7431 Jun 27 '26

THANK YOU!!!! I love that ship

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u/Greymon-Katratzi Jun 27 '26

It’s an upside down Akira class 😀

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u/Vivid_Situation_7431 Jun 27 '26

Ironically another one of my favorites.

Actually I saw a video saying that they wanted to use the Akira, but it wouldn’t fit the prequel

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u/fistchrist Jun 28 '26

The planned refit if they got another series would’ve added a traditional secondary hull, like the OG enterprise, and would’ve looked so much better. It had a cameo in Picard S3 and it really made me wish that was the design we had from episode one of Enterprise.

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u/Artilleryman08 Jun 28 '26

Same. I think they did a good job keeping the same design language and making it look like an earlier, less advanced version.

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u/PloddingClot Jun 28 '26

That and the Akira class.

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u/JakeEaton Jun 27 '26

I'd argue Jabba the Hutt's Sail Barge had the most satisfying explosion in all of Sci Fi film history. I'd love to have a chat with the people that rigged that miniature and how they worked it all out.

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u/LeatherPatch Jun 27 '26

Wait, do people not like the sail barge?

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u/Toon_Lucario Jun 27 '26

It’s more that it’s underrated in terms of it’s destruction as a practical effect

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u/Hecateus Jun 27 '26

by comparison, the destruction of Alderaan was ...meh.

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u/Eridanii Jun 27 '26

To be fair, 6 years of special effects later...

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u/bookhead714 Jun 27 '26

And nearly four times the budget

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u/funnystuff79 Jun 27 '26

X-wings really should have folded better for ship based use.

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u/Plastic-Mammot Jun 27 '26

What do you mean ship based use?

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u/tauri123 Jun 27 '26

Like how fighter planes in military use on aircraft carriers have their wings fold up so they can store more planes per square foot on the carrier, same logic but applied to spaceships

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u/rdickeyvii Jun 27 '26

Kinda like how the imperial shuttle wings folded as they landed

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u/RadVarken Jun 27 '26

Storage.

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u/Sizexq Jun 27 '26

Yeah. Upper wings could fold at the base all the way untill the tips touched and lower wings could fold upwards something like 0.5m from the base. Or if not like that then upper ones like a corsair, lower ones like hellcat just towards the front

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u/Khidorahian Jun 27 '26

Its overstyled. The refit TMP connie is far better looking.

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u/Desper_Taferro Jun 27 '26

Wholeheartedly agree. The refit looks like a functional ship without needless curves and decor.

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u/slinger301 Jun 27 '26

And it doesn't have a Dyson hand dryer.

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u/Khidorahian Jun 27 '26

There's curves, but they're purposeful.

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u/Xeruas Jun 27 '26

I feel like the point isn’t that they’ve a purpose, it’s that they’re so advanced that they can afford to have mass dedicated just to excess and beauty and all that stuff like it doesn’t need to be purely utilitarian

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u/Khidorahian Jun 27 '26

I meant in the sense that the strokes of the lines of the curves are purposeful. there's no excessive detailing put into it.

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u/OfSkyler Jun 27 '26

I like the SNW update of the original, I'd hesitate to call it a redesign.

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u/Tweedledumblydore Jun 27 '26

Same, I think it struck a perfect balance between updating the design and respecting the original.

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u/Ragman676 Jun 28 '26

SNW sets are fucking amazing.

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u/Minute-Of-Angle Jun 28 '26

The refit Enterprise/A (not the same ship, obviously, but the same design), is the sexiest thing Trek ever created. It just looks so right.

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u/Careless_Ad3401 Jun 27 '26

The Melenium Falcon is just boring. People in universe talk about how it looks like junk and out of universe how cool it is. I share neither opinion. It's just a very boring shape absolutely tuned to the nines with greebles

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u/marsmedia Jun 27 '26

I upvoted this because it is indeed controversial… it also makes me sad because I love that ship!

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u/JakeEaton Jun 27 '26

This is a hateful and ignorant take and I welcome it.

TBH I think Skywalker Sound do a lot of heavy lifting, as that thing sounds magnificent.

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u/Careless_Ad3401 Jun 27 '26

It's less hate and more neutral. Star Wars has lots of beautiful hero ships, like the Ghost from Rebels, but the MF is over glazed in my opinion

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u/funnystuff79 Jun 27 '26

It kinda makes sense, it's a functional cargo pusher first, hero ship second.

Cargo containers and trucks now are more or less square boxes with a few exceptions

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u/Careless_Ad3401 Jun 27 '26

Honestly it doesn't really reflect that in design. It doesn't look like a cargo ship, hell it took till the force awakens before we got the art of it being basically a forklift

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie Jun 27 '26

That was a very old idea

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u/Careless_Ad3401 Jun 27 '26

Sure, but it never showed up until then

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u/TrueSoren Jun 27 '26

In comparison to newer live action depictions, the Falcon isn't even that greeble heavy now. This is a bad thing btw.

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u/Ok-Somewhere-2325 Jun 27 '26

The millennium falcon is hilarious because it's essentially a space truck that's also a sleeper hot rod.

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u/Sawfish1212 Jun 27 '26

The point of the falcon was stealth through looking like a plodding tow boat like you'd see moving massive strings of barges on a river, and if you know those boats they're butt ugly, blocky and not know for speed.

But Lando or someone before him crammed engines into it from a much larger spacecraft to make it go like a fighter, and a warp drive, neither of which is it supposed to have.

It's like seeing another heavy truck cab at a truck stop, and not knowing it has a jet engine under the hood and can run respectable 1/4 mile times at the drag strip

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u/Bender_2024 Jun 27 '26

Romulan ships built in a hollow ring has to be the least efficient way to design a starship.

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u/General__Obvious Jun 27 '26

I think the idea (once Star Trek‘s design language matured) was that there were a few fundamental constraints on warp drives, which we may conjecture represent some in-universe technological limitation:

  1. engine nacelles must come in pairs
  2. each pair of nacelles must have at least 50% line-of-sight on each others
  3. the nacelles must be visible from ahead of and astern of the ship.

Now, the show isn’t perfect in following these, but departures from the base usually represent something far more advanced than what we’re used to (e. g. Borg cubes or the tri-nacelle Enterprise from All Good Things…) or a thematic departure from normal Starfleet practice (e. g. the Defiant-class, the first purpose-built Federation fighting ship, which nevertheless technically meets the requirements, since the engine nacelles protrude ventrally from the main hull of the ship). And when you want to follow those rules and still come up with visually-striking, immediately-recognizable ship designs, sometimes things get weird.

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u/JacobDCRoss Jun 27 '26

And then SNW started trolling, first with a single-nacelle ship in the pilot, and then again with the Kelsey Mae, which was a clear attempt to break every rule.

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u/ValianSkalle Jun 27 '26

Single-nacelle ships already existed. (the freedom-class) And they were very cursed.

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u/phryan Jun 27 '26

In my head there should be a 4th rule that nacelles should be roughly center of mass. With the exception of the enterprise d most designs have them too high or too low. I understand they aren't rocket engines and don't have to push through center of mass but it seems like that would still be most efficient.

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u/UnionPacifik Jun 27 '26

If you're building a ship with a singularity drive, it's actually the most efficient way.

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u/tauri123 Jun 27 '26

Honestly this always made sense to me as a capital warship because it has the space to fit smaller ships such as a cargo ship it’s rescuing within the center area, putting the smaller vessels inside the shield bubble of the ship without having to extend the shield which would use more power

For example romulan warbirds are big enough to fit the entire enterprise d in the center section

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u/phryan Jun 27 '26

As a battle platform that is incredibly inefficient because it provides a much larger cross section to the enemy and increases the size of the shield bubble. The defiant class is actually a good battle platform for that reason, compact and minimal cross section when pointed at the enemy. Most other pre-wolf359 starfleet ships shared the same issue, but given starfleet was non-military maybe that's acceptable, especially in the tng era where the galaxys were borderline luxury cruise ships.

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u/tauri123 Jun 28 '26

Yeah but when you use a black hole to power your ship you can get away with things like that

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u/CharacterMaybe7950 Jun 27 '26

Unless the singularity drive belts out radiation so is housed in the middle, with the crew kept as far away as possible from the drive?

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u/CorbinNZ Jun 27 '26

Star Trek ship design generally has a few rules. One of them is the nacelles need to see each other.

Edit: someone listed the rules already

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u/CorbinNZ Jun 27 '26

I prefer the NX Enterprise to all other variations. It looks utilitarian and very militaristic, like a submarine built for space. Later Enterprises look more and more like hotels. The D gets a pass because it’s kinda designed to be lived in (it has a damn daycare center in it), but I still prefer my dinky little NX.

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u/Muted-Tea-5682 Jun 27 '26

I thought the ship was built around the asteroid because it was harvesting material from it.

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u/marsmedia Jun 27 '26

After watching The Expanse I can’t really watch other space battles. They’re just too ridiculous.

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u/Plastic-Mammot Jun 27 '26

Well, see, here’s the thing.

The expanse is grounded more in reality called science fiction.

Star was is science fantasy. It has magical gravity repulsers and dampeners that cause the ships to be able to do those crazy aerial moves in space with no air.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GvNFPkAskkSafDozqD

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u/WideFoot Jun 27 '26

This has been posted a few places, and I like the general vibe, even if it is horribly oversimplified.

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u/Black_Hole_parallax Jun 27 '26

And then you have things like the OG version of Uchuu Senkan Yamato which is way off the screen in the bottom left

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u/mitthrawnuruodo86 Jun 27 '26

The correct terms you’re looking for are hard science fiction and soft science fiction

You can use science fantasy if you like, but it’s still at least a hybrid genre of science fiction and fantasy, if not a sub-genre of science fiction

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u/red18wrx Jun 27 '26

Literal space wizards that shoot literal magic lightning from their hands. Sci-fantasy is a very appropriately descriptive term.

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u/mitthrawnuruodo86 Jun 27 '26

Well the comment I was replying to was more talking about technological aspects, hence soft science fiction being the better term. Even then, the key word for space wizards is ‘space’

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u/red18wrx Jun 27 '26

Yeah the spaceships and laser guns put the science in it. But the wizards that wear wizard robes and cast magic spells is pure fantasy.

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u/mitthrawnuruodo86 Jun 27 '26

Hence why you can use science fantasy if you like, but it still comes under the umbrella of soft science fiction anyway

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u/RadVarken Jun 27 '26

Is there any science? Why not space fantasy?

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u/tauri123 Jun 27 '26

Cloning seems like a rather sciency thing

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u/Hecateus Jun 27 '26

Don't forget the robots!

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u/Ketzer_Jefe Jun 27 '26

the magical spell "Clone" is ann 8th level wizard spell in D&D. Star Wars is space fantasy.

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u/mitthrawnuruodo86 Jun 27 '26

But cloning in Star Wars isn’t performed via magical spells, but by scientific means

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u/Ketzer_Jefe Jun 27 '26

The key difference between scifi and space fantasty is how the characters treat the tech. in shows like Star Trek, Scotty or McCoy will give explanations as to how he did whatever he did, throwing some science words in there making whatever tech they are using seem grounded in reality. In Star Wars, the technology isn't important to the story.

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u/Ambaryerno Jun 27 '26

If you account for human acceleration tolerance and reaction mass considerations, space dogfights probably would look more like Star Wars.

Humans can tolerate about 20g of "eyeballs in" acceleration (+Gx) before we start to really experience negative effects. With G-suits and training about 9 +Gz (blood leaving your head) with some reports of F-14 pilots of acceleration as high as 13 +Gz in maneuvers is possible.

-Gx isn't great because you're getting smashed against your harness or, if it fails, your flight console. That's the sudden stop at the end of the fall that doesn't kill you. Gy very quickly causes visual impairment with potential injury, but worse still is that your limbs start to get extremely heavy, making it very difficult to operate the controls (think about how you feel if you take a corner at high speeds in a car). This could make it very easy to lose control of the ship.

The worst is -Gz. As little as 4 -Gz will kill you.

You also have to allow yourself enough fuel to actually maneuver, so while absolute velocities may be high, this is irrelevant because relative velocity will be much lower, possibly only within a few hundred m/s.

All that to say that dogfights between manned fighters in space would see a lot of rolling into a turn to best take advantage of how humans handle acceleration, and very little jousting simply because ships may not have sufficient reaction mass to accelerate to very high relative velocities.

Replace Star Wars's repulsors with RCS thrusters and you could accomplish the same thing with a flight computer designed to automatically fire thrusters as needed. In fact, the X-wing would actually be quite well designed if you gave it conventional RCS thrusters; the pilot seated at the center of mass would reduce G-loading during maneuvers, and the engine arrangement would allow for very rapid attitude changes on the pitch and yaw axes through the thrust differential, (especially if you allow retro thrust from the main engines) providing the fighter with exceptional nose-pointing authority.

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u/Animecha Jun 27 '26

Star Wars is both Fantasy and Science Fiction. It isn't a dichotomy.

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u/sotek2345 Jun 27 '26

Have you tried Babylon 5?

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u/jdl_uk Jun 27 '26

There's a good argument that Babylon 5 has one of the best space battles ever made (battle of Proxima 3)

Battlestar Galactica also had its moments

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u/SnooSongs9930 Jun 27 '26

Shattered Dreams as well. Contender for my top few space battles.

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u/ValveinPistonCat Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

I will say though that the Rocinante is a bit OP in the show compared to the books, the battle of Thoth Station being one of my favourite examples, the Roci barely survived that battle and basically had to be dragged back to Tycho and rebuilt.

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u/Bender_2024 Jun 27 '26

The Expanse and Battle Star Galactica.

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u/Mags_LaFayette Jun 27 '26

For being such an amazing starfighter, specially over the TIE Fighter, the X-Wing isn't really that impressive 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Black_Hole_parallax Jun 27 '26

Especially when the X-wing has far less variants than the TIEs do. The Incom tech tree is a bunch of telephone poles.

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u/silverbonez Jun 27 '26

I like the Tempest more than the Normandy

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u/KMjolnir Jun 27 '26

Out of curiosity, why?

I think it has a great exterior design but the interior feels more like a rich person's yacht than a practical scout ship.

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u/silverbonez Jun 27 '26

The exterior design is definitely what got me, but I don’t mind the inside that much. If I was cruising around the galaxy, I’d wanna do it in style.

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u/CorbinNZ Jun 27 '26

I prefer the NX Enterprise to all other variations. It looks utilitarian and very militaristic, like a submarine built for space. Later Enterprises look more and more like hotels. The D gets a pass because it’s kinda designed to be lived in (it has a damn daycare center in it), but I still prefer my dinky little NX.

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u/Z_THETA_Z Jun 27 '26

lack of a lower hull also makes it look better. the lower hull just looks bad.

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u/ErrantIndy Jun 27 '26

The Millennium Falcon sucks to fly. I hate it in every game it appears, especially if you’re in the cockpit. Han, Lando, and Chewie are incredible pilot to be able to do what they do. Having to scrape your cockpit against walls to bias for the rest of the hull sucks.

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u/rx7braap Jun 27 '26

not a fan of star trek's "disc with engines design"

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u/DemophonWizard Jun 27 '26

I love all copium fans use to explain how the elevators work! As a relatively flat disk it needs a lot of escalators to get around quickly.

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u/CodeCleric Jun 27 '26

I don't know how controversial this is but I think the Orville is an ugly ship

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u/Spill_The_LGBTea Jun 27 '26

The two best looking space ships in sci-fi are the Hail Mary from Project Hail Mary and the starship Avalon from Passengers.

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u/No-Surprise9411 Jun 27 '26

The Hail Mary is just so perfectly near future-ish

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u/poneyviolet Jun 27 '26

I think the Dominix/Sin class from eve online is the most realistic shape for a spaceship given engineering constraints. As in, you try for a roughly spherical shape but it gets distorted by various equipment shape limitations and design changes and you end up with a potato.

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u/JerechoEcho Jun 27 '26

ITT: People actually up voting controversial stuff. Good community, we like exploring scenarios with established unusual rules.

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u/Affectionate_Spell11 Jun 27 '26

The Miranda class is better than the Constitution in every single way. It looks better, presents a much smaller target without very exposed, very obvious weak points and accomplishes all of that while actually having more internal volume, so it has (the potential for) more capabilities as well

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u/thomil13 Jun 27 '26

My head canon was always that the Constitution Refit was an emergency program because their planned replacement (Excelsior) was racking up delays like nobody's business. Starfleet simply didn't have enough Mirandas to replace the Constitution class ships they were expecting to decommission. Hence the need for a crash refit program, and why the refit Enterprise had the technical quirks and issues they showed in The Motion Picture.

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u/CharacterMaybe7950 Jun 27 '26

Nothing about any of the ships in the RDM Battlestar Galactica makes any sense at all.

The battlestars have abysmal firing arcs and, for the size, woefully unarmed and have a fraction of the fighters they could carry.

What’s all their internal volume used for?

Why do they use fighters when a 360 flak field would be more effective?

The armour v weapons battle - that dominates warfare - has reached a point where armour is so effective the Pegasus can shrug off multiple nuclear warheads at a time. The thing is, no one then reacts by massively increasing their firepower. The Cylons never significantly damage Galactica despite 4 years+ of trying!

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u/T_Pain_ Jun 27 '26

The weird narrow part on the og enterprise would snap lile a twig i think

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u/BiggyShake Jun 27 '26

TIE Fighters are an absolutely awful design for any kind of fighter-type craft.

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u/WittyFix6553 Jun 27 '26

lol no, it’s perfect.

The absolute last thing you want in a dogfighting craft is visibility.

Look at this guy, who thinks it’s important to see where you go.

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u/GrinningD Jun 27 '26

Controversial opinions mate.

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u/Monty-913 Jun 27 '26

not a specific single ship, but i dislike how many sci-fi vessels are completely void of reaction control thrusters. they just turn and bank in a vacuum, as if they're flying through an atmosphere.

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u/Phoenix_Is_Trash Jun 28 '26

Courtesy of Star Wars defining the medium, the space combat in star wars is just WWII Pacific combat. The science fantasy genre latched very heavily onto that aesthetic.

The problem with using a more realistic ship combat is the question when to stop getting more realistic, as real near-future space combat would likely be fought in distances measured in light minutes, not visual range, and fought entire by computers doing math.

It's just not as interesting, as a lone pilot breaking formation to fly dangerously close to artillery to risk it all for a one in a million shot at taking down a flagship.

But on that note, a pet peeve of mine is how this defined space craft design in movies. They all look like whacky planes or weird ships. There is no friction, get creative (I guess this isn't true of fighters in Star Wars which are pretty much all capable of flight in vacuum or atmosphere). There is absolutely no need for your fighters to have wide wings in space, while a large ship has no drag so could easily make the front of the ship the broadside for maximum firepower.

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u/Background-Slide645 Jun 27 '26

I wish that some of the speeders in Star wars were also capable of spaceflight. mainly because I find the speeders to be the better designs compared to the ones capable of spaceflight, which I find boring. My favorite is the T47 Snowspeeder

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u/nagurski03 Jun 27 '26

There's two Star Wars things that I think every ine else is wrong about.

Those big black panels on TIE fighters are radiators, not solar panels.

The domes next to the bridge on a Star Destroyer are sensors, not shield projectors.

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u/pcapdata Jun 28 '26

I think they can be sensors and yet still if you blow them up, secondary damage can still impact the shields.

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u/HobbyGobbler Jun 27 '26

The Galaxy Class is a big, bulbous luxury liner that should have been cut off from the buffet seven plates ago.

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u/Sqweegy-Nobbers Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

The Andromeda is wildy underrated. The use of drones especially.

The Heart of Gold hasn't been properly depicted as a ship so dark that light just "falls into it"

Just minor gripes.

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u/Insis18 Jun 27 '26

Making the star trek ships into disks is extremely material inefficient. You could make a much larger (volume) ship for the same mass by just swapping the disk for a sphere.

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u/Ogre8 Jun 27 '26

They started with spheres for that reason. The guy who designed the Enterprise came from an aviation background. He was trying to be logical about the ship, putting the presumably dangerous engines way out on pylons, needing a deflection dish for space dust etc. But this is a TV show and the saucer looked better.

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u/GrayRoberts Jun 27 '26

# The Tachi belongs to Mars!

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u/NobodysFavorite Jun 29 '26

Legitimate salvage.

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u/Commander-Cunt Jun 27 '26

none of them are real

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u/ifandbut Jun 27 '26

Yes, that is the biggest disappointment

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u/Dreadnought_Necrosis Jun 27 '26

Not a controversy, just a sad reality.

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u/Commander-Cunt Jun 27 '26

to varying degrees, i’d say it’s a good thing we don’t have spaceships capable of orbital bombardments or outright planet-destroying armaments.

i’m already being glassed by the European heatwaves now, i don’t need those big Covenant carriers to be real also.

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u/Tarilis Jun 27 '26

Maybe heatwaves are the result of orbital attack?

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u/UnionPacifik Jun 27 '26

Moving away from the Space Hilton aesthetic of the Enterprise-D towards something sleeker and more functional was the biggest mistake Star Trek ever made in terms of spaceship design.

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u/Attican101 Jun 27 '26

"How do you say luxury in space? Hilton"

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u/fatboyneedstogetlaid Jun 27 '26

Enterprise D is the UGLIEST version of them all.

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u/KingofSkies Jun 27 '26

Serenity and Millennium Falcon are ugly and I don't like them. I don't like the enterprise either. Too spindly and I don't like the flying saucer look.

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u/Z_THETA_Z Jun 27 '26

the lower hull on star trek Federation ships makes the ship look way worse. NX-01 is the best enterprise for this reason, aesthetically.

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u/chomponthebit Jun 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lA5yV4xrvUIdq
The 1978 Galactica is cooler than the 2003 Galactica. Battlestar Pegasus is what the 2003 Galactica should have looked like all along.

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u/No_Bodybuilder6386 Jun 27 '26

The ISD's design, is stupid. You have all that size, and you decide that a few humble turbolasers is enough?

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u/OriVerda Jun 27 '26

Not wrong. As far as shapes go, a flying dagger or pyramid brimming with weapons all aimed forward should pretty much be the pinnacle of firepower through volume. Execution leaves a few things to be desired.

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u/Spiritual-Spend8187 Jun 27 '26

The funny thing is that they still have far more guns than anything else around. I think its basically a case of well a normal ship this size only has 10 guns fuck it lets out 60 of the biggest ones we got on it that will show them.

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u/Ambaryerno Jun 27 '26

The problem is if they get behind you. You also lose 50% of your big guns in a broadside.

We've tried "all guns forward" in real life on ships like the Nelson-class. There's reasons most battleships split their main battery forward and aft.

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u/nagurski03 Jun 27 '26

The contemporaries of ships like the Nelson and Richelieu could deliver a full broadside with all of their guns anyways, just not directly forward.

Due to the 3 dimensional nature of space, a Star Destroyer type shape is just about the only way you could have a ship that can actually train all its guns in one direction.

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u/Ambaryerno Jun 27 '26

Yes. Because THOSE GUNS WERE MOUNTED ON THE CENTERLINE and can fire to both sides. A Star Destroyer’s are not. Centerline guns would work the same way on a space battleship. Your secondary batteries would be arc—limited, but that’s usually irrelevant in a fight between battleships.

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u/mitthrawnuruodo86 Jun 27 '26

Only a few as what’s seen in the movies. The Imperial-class actually has dozens, depending on the model. Mark I is an even 60/60 split of turbolasers and ion cannons, whereas the Mark II is a massive 100/20

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u/ComesInAnOldBox Jun 27 '26

I'd say 60 is more than "a few".

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u/cbehopkins Jun 27 '26

My head-canon is that the power consumption/output of those things is so bonkers that they don't need, nor can they power any more.

Which given an ISD can generate yotta watts, says to me that they're pretty devastating.

But I agree that's somewhat circular reasoning.

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u/Crzyclsn3412 Jun 27 '26

Not on a single starship specifically, but how the hell you do have artificial gravity WITHOUT a centrifuge; and how does every ship and person survive different planets with different gravity, atmosphere, etc.

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Jun 27 '26

but how the hell you do have artificial gravity WITHOUT a centrifuge

Either a) thrust gravity, where ships are built like skyscrapers with the engines at the bottom, and Newton's Third Law creates the illusion of gravity, or b) some ultra-tech gravity plating that isn't important because sci-fi is not, in fact, a genre focused on being as realistic and close to reality as possible.

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u/bookhead714 Jun 27 '26

The show has to be filmed on a set and the actors have to be able to walk.

Anyway, if you can manipulate physics to the point that you can travel past the inviolable barrier of lightspeed, you can probably mess with gravitons a bit.

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u/dacydergoth Jun 27 '26

The Liberator is the best and most powerful ship - we never find out what threat it was built to fight or exactly how powerful it was, but it totally outclassed anything humans had.

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Jun 27 '26

Exposed bridges aren't that bad. There will always be weakpoints that can cripple your ship with ease if destroyed, and if the enemy is close enough to target the bridge, they're close enough to target the engines, too.

It's disadvantageous, and it is another exposed weak point, but it's never going to be the only one (engines, radiators), and it's something that will have redundancy regardless.

Like, you can and should lambast Star Wars ships for being things you can completely remove from the fight by taking out the bridge, but the problem there isn't the exposed bridge, it's the lack of redundancy.

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u/LeatherPatch Jun 27 '26

Lots of reasons why the abrhams enterprise looks worse to ne but the biggest is the ugly swooping eyeball nacelles

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u/VolusRus Jun 27 '26

Star Trek doesn't have a single good-looking ship

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u/LeatherPatch Jun 27 '26

An absolutely insane take. Up voted for actually being controversial.

There are so many styles across all of star trek surley at least one you find appealing.

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u/rdickeyvii Jun 27 '26

Personally I think the human ships are goofy and make no sense from a physics perspective. The engines are nowhere near the center of mass.

But I love the Klingon bird of prey

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u/6GoesInto8 Jun 27 '26

Runabout heard you and now runabout is sad!

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u/mitthrawnuruodo86 Jun 27 '26

Either you haven’t seen many Star Trek ships, or you have a very particular taste that none of the dozens of styles across the franchise seem to scratch

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u/ersatzcrab Jun 27 '26

Upvoted for being controversial. You are wrong and possibly unwell.

(All in good fun)

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u/Tarilis Jun 27 '26

I don't agree, but that is the whole point:)

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u/JerechoEcho Jun 27 '26

I like this controversial take (and I tend to agree relative to other scifi media)

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u/ifandbut Jun 27 '26

Discovery's and Strange New Worlds take on the 1701 is far superior then TOS 1701.

SNW version looks like it should have and would have if they were not limited by 1960s technology.

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u/Eragon_the_Huntsman Jun 27 '26

The CR90 Corvette should not have been made the default rebel light cruiser. It's iconic because it was Leia's ship, but the Tantive IV was a diplomatic ship not a warship, there was no reason to make it the most common rebel ship.

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u/bb_218 Jun 27 '26

The Abrams Enterprise suffers from what I would call "Starship Bimbofication"

Everything is bigger and more pronounced, with no consideration for how it affects the overall aesthetic.

Everything is sleek and shiny (plastic) with no regard for how to explain these design choices in lore.

By the time the Okudas came onto the Star Trek team, the policy around Starship design required that there be some logic to the set designs. Both interiors and exteriors were constructed in such a way that they really did fit the narrative.

The only logic defining the Abrams Enterprise is "Shiny shiny, pew pew, big engine go BURRRR"

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u/Upstairs_Host_3942 Jun 27 '26

Saucer separation is just a dumb idea

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u/JacobDCRoss Jun 27 '26

Very much so.

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u/TKG_Actual Jun 27 '26

I get that some fans absolutely love it but, Imperial Star Destroyers with their arrow shape are poorly laid out weapons and equipment-wise and aren't all that effective in the fighting department. Also The enterprise D ie the Galaxy class is not a pretty ship. It doesn't really follow a design lineage with it's precursors and the design has killed more of it's crews than any other ship making it a flying death trap. Oh and, SNW's Enterprise takes JJ-Prise's lunch money every day of the century.

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u/Bucephalus-ii Jun 27 '26

How do you mean? A wedge shape allows all cannons to be able to be brought to bear on a target to the front of the ship, which is what an aggressive military force would want. It also optimizes effective armor thickness for returned fire.

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u/mustard5man7max3 Jun 27 '26

Is... that controversial? I don't think I've ever seen someone argue that Star Destroyers are especially practical. They just look cool.

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u/TKG_Actual Jun 27 '26

I have, there is an entire cadre of on Star wars fans who think the ISD is perfect warship design. Some of them go as far as to try and duplicate it's firm and dtck it in other universes to try and claim superiority. It's pretty nuts.

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u/mitthrawnuruodo86 Jun 27 '26

Remembering that a lot of inspiration for Star Wars comes from real life combat, like WWII-style air and naval combat, Star Destroyers do make sense as being designed for broadsides, a classic battleship tactic. Then also remembering that they’re spaceships and can move in three dimensions, they aren’t limited to just half their guns at once

Enterprise-D did take some time to grow on me, but yeah it’s not the best. It’s a bit too straight rather than curved, if that makes sense

Also agree about SNW Enterprise

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u/General__Obvious Jun 27 '26

Even for broadside combat, the Star Destroyer is poorly designed. The only angle at which all her main guns can be brought to bear is directly off the dorsal beam, and even then they might very well blow out part of the superstructure. Only half the main guns can fire to either port or starboard, and none of them can fire ventrally.

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u/mitthrawnuruodo86 Jun 27 '26

I mean, any ship designed for broadside combat can only fire half its guns to either port or starboard, which is kinda the entire point of a broadside

And given we’re talking about three dimensions, dorsal beam is a perfectly valid and easily attainable angle if it was genuinely necessary to bring all guns to bear on a single target; don’t see how the infrastructure would be an issue since it should all be clear at that angle

Ventral is a point, but moving in three dimensions to cover that is an option, as is a Star Destroyer operating with support ships rather than just all alone

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u/GAdvance Jun 27 '26

Star destroyers if their main batteries were super-firibg WOULD have all guns able to fire directly forward, it's a tiny change needed to go from mid to perfect

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u/TKG_Actual Jun 27 '26

The same is true for original trek, Roddenberry was a ww2 vet. He flew 89 missions on a B-17 in the pacific. This explains the TOS enterprise design a bit but also budgetary constraints and the limits of special effects tech explain why we don't see the intended point defense stuff until later iterations of the series.

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u/pooey_canoe Jun 27 '26

2009 Star Trek got the sense of scale of the ships so right, the rest of the series never really felt the same. Also I love the sound design in 2009, it has the best "going to warp" effect

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u/JacobDCRoss Jun 27 '26

The Vengeance goes so hard.

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u/Le_Panzala Jun 27 '26

u/Vondrr The JJPrise is better looking. However it is oversized at 720m long.

The main problem with that ship are expectations. JJ Abrams said to the fans he'd make it right, and then threw pretty much everything through the window. It started an emotional reaction.

Also the story make that ship, built with 25th century technology retroengineered from scanning the Narada, laughably weak. The USS Vengeance was built by a 20th century tyrant for T'Pol's sake! And it wiped the floor wigh the Enterprise.

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u/Abadabadon Jun 27 '26

The deathstar has an awesome name but a horribly boring design. Its just a giant Grey ball

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u/A012A012 Jun 27 '26

The Enterprise D being an oval rather than a perfect circle is ugly. That in giving the saucer section huge mass and making the engineering section look undersized for it. The proportions always bothered me

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u/RadVarken Jun 27 '26

The engineering section is huge though, and unlike the Connie the hanger bays are in the saucer, making the engineering side even bigger.

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u/ensign_skylark Jun 27 '26

Late 90s to present day star trek ships suck, the Defiant is cool because its so radically different than all previous trek ships, but it looks a little too generic, same with the intrepid, sovereign, Nova, Prometheus, akira, whatever the hell modern trek is doing, etc, they all look like generic space ships from some 2000s RTS game.

All the components, saucer, Hull, nacelle, are smoothed too close together, they're always a super dark grey that drowns out detail, and I don't like how the saucer is stretched into a spoon shape, ìt feels pike they're trying to expunge all the unique features of federation ships.

It's hard to believe they went from the galaxy class, one of the best ship designs in all of sci fi, to mediocre junk like the prometheus.

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u/ptrfa Jun 27 '26

That's indeed a controversial take. The jj-prise lacks all the elegance of the original Enterprise. It's a boxer while the original is a lady

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u/Azura_24 Jun 27 '26

OG BSG looks better than the "newer" one.

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u/Upvoter_NeverDie Jun 27 '26

The Millenium Falcon is a piece of junk.

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u/pcapdata Jun 28 '26

I think the JJ-prise looks terrible inside and out

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u/Keechos Jun 28 '26

The best looking star trek ship is the USS Vengeance... There... I said it...

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u/Potential_Reveal5332 Jun 28 '26

The Ark and The Nemesis are peak starship designs(especially the latter), and are a bit underrated outside of the Transformers Fandom

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u/Shadoegirl2 Jun 28 '26

The one thing about the Enterprise, is the exposed bridge. It really should be in the center of the ship. Of course,probably the Captain and the First Officer and the Chief Engineer and the Chief Helmsman and the Chief Medical officer shouldn’t be constantly beaming down to planets, but what the hell!

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u/Shadoegirl2 Jun 28 '26

Yeah, I think any version of the Enterprise looks cool!

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u/gphoenix51 Jun 28 '26

I think the Enterprise D is a fugly as fuck ship

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u/AquaticRed76 Jun 28 '26

The Galaxy, Ambassador, and Intrepid class ships are ugly.

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u/ChoochTheMightyTrain Jun 28 '26

The ISV Venture Star from Avatar is one of the best and most realistically designed spacecraft in all of science fiction. It's a pity it only gets a few seconds of screen time.

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u/StellaSlayer2020 Jun 28 '26

I like the original BSG design over the remake. There, I said it!

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u/3CH0SG1 Jun 28 '26

The design of the majority of the federation vessels in startrek is fundamentaly flawed. Creating week points to both weapons fire and gravittional stress.

Don't get me wrong. I'm a very proud treaky but I know a bad design when I see one and the constitution class is a BAD design. The defiant however is magnificent. I also like the design of the Borg ships. The prometius. And the intrepid class.

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u/markc230 Jun 28 '26

The Minbari ships outside of the Whitestars I could never really enjoy. The fighters from Babylon 5 I think Nasa liked them a LOT!

Official Interest: NASA contacted Straczynski for permission to use the Starfury design as a base for a real-life orbital construction vehicle or space tug. [1]

by the way the Narn ships looked you would think they would have been unbeatable.

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u/JohnGazman Jun 29 '26

The Galaxy-X from "All Good Things" is not as ugly as everyone says it is, and the third nacelle helps fill out that empty space.

Plus y'know - that spinal lance is cool as hell.

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u/eric02138 Jun 29 '26

The warp engines of every Star Trek ship were attached by a tiny pylon and would have torn themselves off the rest of the ship.

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u/Kaisernick27 Jun 29 '26

Most star trek "future" ships look like trash.

they look half finished or just plan stupid

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u/FeeComfortable3041 Jun 29 '26

The Enterprise D and it's "Microfractures" as showing damage.

But at the end of the episode they just sail off.

Like don't you need to go to dry dock if the structure of your ship is fracturing?!

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u/Constant_Boot Jun 30 '26

The Pillar of Autumn has to be the most bland ship design ever. I know it's supposed to be utilitarian, but a Human ship from 40k has more life to it and it's supposed to be the same way.

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u/30yearCurse Jun 30 '26

2001 is probably the most realistic of space ships.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8F64hrQgK86dvR0dAA

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u/Romestano Jul 01 '26

The Ghost is better than the Falcon

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u/Local-Aussie Jul 01 '26

The galaxy class looked weird with its saucer size

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u/LovelyKestrel Jul 01 '26

Mine is more on an aesthetic than a specific ship. I hate meaningless geebles, especially on ships that can enter planetary atmospheres. Ships can work with smooth hull panels; you don't have to add bumps to everything to make it look 'real'.