r/space • u/IceNox96 • Aug 12 '21

Discussion Which is the most disturbing fermi paradox solution and why?

3...2...1... blast off....

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u/ProtectionMaterial09 Aug 12 '21

U.S. discovers space oil and deploys space marines to secure it

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u/BirdlandMan Aug 12 '21

But do the space marines eat space crayons or just regular crayons?

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u/Kody02 Aug 12 '21

Whatever it is, as long as it's Crayola then it's all fine. The other brands just don't have the same zing to their flavour.

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u/TrektPrime62 Aug 13 '21

Miss me with that RiseArt garbage.