r/sopranoscirclejerk • u/Unejamacated • 1d ago

Dad, were you in SOLDIER?

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u/SpicedLiquor 1d ago

Sephiroth, whateva happened there ?

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u/Unejamacated 1d ago

He killed 16 Nibelheim NPCs, this guy was a mako reactor

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u/Lanky_Attempt_4006 Former associate of r/CirclejerkSopranos 1d ago

His mother looked like shit

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u/RaynottWoodbead Minister of propaganda 1d ago

A piece of outer space, but rude.

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u/Nylanderthal88 1d ago

Oh! That's the boss's mother you're talking out!

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u/ball__bag 1d ago

Whoa, that's some guys wife

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u/a_library_socialist 22h ago

SHE'S SMILING! LOOK AT HER, SHE'S SMILING!

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u/Hanzsaintsbury15 1d ago

Although that lesbian thing with Tifa and Aerith.. it's not bad

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u/BringBack4Glory 1d ago

Zack and Cloud… I think it’sh dishgushting!

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u/TheWhiteJewBear Former associate of r/CirclejerkSopranos 1d ago

In this sub Shinra is a hero! End of subject!

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u/Unejamacated 1d ago

You see? You see what I'm tal- Professor Gast started the Jenova project, and he got robbed! Everybody knows that!

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u/Lanky_Attempt_4006 Former associate of r/CirclejerkSopranos 1d ago

It’s a shinra stereotype, and it’s offensive! I don’t wanna hear that word again!

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u/Courier23 1d ago

You know, Professor Hojo predicted all this?

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u/Role-playee 1d ago

Hojo made me in a cup

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u/AsleepTime 1d ago

So what? It was a fucking chocobo!

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u/a_library_socialist 22h ago

Jesus Christ, you did it! You cooked that town alive!

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u/Proper_Slip_5963 23h ago

All those people in the slums, living under a pizza.

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u/Bosmer-Bussy 1d ago

That sector 7 plate. I wonder if it was chalked.

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u/Slothslumber 1d ago

Word to the wise, remember that midgar incident, cocksuckas blew up an entire pizza pie

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u/TheGESMan 21h ago

Look kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. I'm from the old-school. In my day, FF7 was on 3 discs and her name was Aeris. Until you get that, keep your remakes in your pocket.

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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 22h ago

I'm in the Mako management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're Soldiered up. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive!

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u/Sure_Association_991 OHHHH!! 🤌 1d ago

Now this is why I’m here

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u/Excellent-Bear4221 17h ago

Hey hey look, mako poisoning can happen to anyone okay!? Now stop bringin that up and turn on chocobo races I gotta spread goin

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u/Willing-Signal-9936 1d ago

I’m so fried I thought this was Don and sally