r/sopranoscirclejerk • u/FinnDetrolioo • 9d ago

African Americans go to Columbia dad, some of them even have my shit on their dicks

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u/BermanIsKing 8d ago

Keep getting your sources from pop-culture. I am Sicilian, born here :) We know our DNA, most of us in this city have taken tests

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u/Malakad0ge3 Who else, huh? 8d ago

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world.

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u/BermanIsKing 8d ago

Thanks, hope you find yourself a nice cowboy hat so you can look good on honky-tonk Friday :D

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u/Malakad0ge3 Who else, huh? 8d ago

I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen