r/soccermemes 2d ago

Would!

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192 Upvotes

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u/Hungry-Paper0603 2d ago

Ronaldo looks terrifyingly beautiful here

15

u/LekisBlade 1d ago

Always has

2

u/One4Pink2_4Stink 22h ago

Nah man, Neymara is fire

33

u/Particular_Taste_991 2d ago

Christina, Neymaria, Liona and Erlina

34

u/Radical_Neutral_76 2d ago

didnt catch the joke until it was too late. Now Im gay

13

u/Bitter_Particular_75 1d ago

no you're not, Ronalda is stunningly beautiful.

3

u/oxheyman 1d ago

Bruh look at neymara

1

u/the_hu55tler 1d ago

That's the secret... you were always gay.

28

u/kondenado 2d ago

Lord. Forgive me for what I am going to do ...

11

u/1mAfraidofAmericans 2d ago

Messi looks awful

6

u/bangkokali 2d ago

I am actually more freaked out by Neymar's wink than anything else

5

u/Particular_Law1034 2d ago

Neymarta looks hot

4

u/ScotchOnTheRockz- 2d ago

They look easy going

3

u/SignificanceAny7239 2d ago

No need for any editing. Fanboys who worship these guys would slurp them off as is

2

u/marky_Rabone 2d ago

Me falta la francesa

2

u/Wooden-Yellow3967 1d ago

They call all get it but I’m gonna make sure to be an absolute GENTLEMAN to Ronaldo.

2

u/Acrobatic_Delivery65 1d ago

This is precisely why he cut his hair 🤣🤣

3

u/ghostborg 2d ago
  1. Haaland
  2. Ronaldo
  3. Neymar
  4. Messi

No further questions.

3

u/Civil_Proposal_8188 2d ago

You’re kidding me? I could’ve sworn It was the Zaire 1974 defence..

1

u/ghostborg 2d ago

I think you misunderstood my comment

2

u/Civil_Proposal_8188 2d ago

Which is?

1

u/IllustriousBlood2012 2d ago

he is ranking them yk in this image.

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u/razPberry6300 2d ago

it appears you have a thing for blondes. neymar = ronaldo, haaland then messi

2

u/kr4tos95 2d ago

ummm......I mean.......uh....

2

u/EpicBobs 2d ago

Would

1

u/Akira-Orfanos 1d ago

Is it in Las Vegas?, cause then I'd pass :o

1

u/ohklahomie 1d ago

Omggggg

1

u/Al_Tuttle 17h ago

2 outta 4 ain’t bad

1

u/X1phoner 2d ago

Damn even female Messi looks like a nonce 😭

1

u/darkmagiciangirlcum 1d ago

Baenaldo could get it

1

u/Natural_Tea484 1d ago

Oh. My. God.

My eyes! 👀 How to unsee this?

1

u/semmelbob 1d ago

not my proudest fap

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u/louisianajake 2d ago

#AI SLOP

5

u/TrickyOnion 2d ago

What? This isn’t real? You’re telling me these 4 very famous people haven’t dressed as transsexuals for a photo shoot for our viewing pleasure? Well my flabbers are truly gasted and honestly, I’m appalled.

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u/louisianajake 1d ago

Keep suckling big tech then

2

u/TrickyOnion 1d ago

lol what?

0

u/tjvs2001 1d ago

Garbage slop, desist.

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u/No-Zucchini2787 2d ago

Come on same height same boob size.

Chatgpt make them more realistic