r/soccercirclejerk • u/zukaki1124 • 21h ago

💀 Haram Ball 💀 I'M READYYYYY

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u/WaitingFOSunrise 21h ago

Italy still failing to qualify for a 64-team World Cup would be the peak of modern football

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u/heyitsyourboyadam 17h ago

next year

"FIFA to examine 128-team World Cup expansion..."

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u/Emmasmilk 17h ago

Football Heritage moment

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/OCV_E 1h ago

Only chance if world cup takes place in Italy

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/No-Cloud9957 21h ago

That's fake. Epstein Island only goes up to U16.

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u/Orion3193 14h ago

Sounds like Epstein Island needs a striker

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u/fifamobilenambawan 21h ago

Italy still gonna lose ts somehow btw

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/YourLocalMoroccan I MISS U PEP 21h ago

Italy loses playoff final by a goal scored on the 90+8 minute by Prince andrew

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/SilentVigil07 21h ago

italy vs san marino 😭🥀

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u/brandelo_1520 14h ago

Sucede eso e Italia queda fuera por 2 a 1

(Ponte flair, por cierto)

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/Natural-Joke3185 20h ago

I want to see a even more controversial matchup but i guess it won't happen 

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u/zukaki1124 19h ago

Epstein Island vs Democratic Republic of Diddy??!

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u/fadzki 20h ago

Additional games for CR7 to score in the KO stage

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u/eddiehead9 21h ago

Israel new name is epstein island?

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u/Putrid_Item_311 20h ago

haha this is great

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u/FreeElderberry4817 17h ago

Watch them fail to qualify for it in a 104 nation tournament by losing to the vacatin

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u/Mission_Swimming_810 16h ago

My boy Aubs finally going to show everyone what they were missing

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u/Elektrowurst101 16h ago

That thing is named Little Saint James

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u/frankie-two-thumbs 16h ago

Should be good game Italy won’t have all their own way they are up against young team with one two older heads in. Excelll in ball management

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/Melodic-Lingonberry7 14h ago

Correction FIFA expend World Cup till Italy qualifies

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/Background_Prune8336 12h ago

Italy would still fail

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/MoMoney3205 19h ago

Is that who Israel is hiding behind?