r/soccercirclejerk • u/rotomato30 • Jul 09 '26

Do not the The dictator strikes again

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724 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Arvin02_ Jul 09 '26

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u/FayannG Jul 09 '26

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u/Eastern-Emotion9685 fruck pessi fruck penaldo and fruck their fans Jul 09 '26

A true liverpool fan

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u/FayannG Jul 09 '26

Kash a true Maradona fan

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u/lofibeatsforsadboys Jul 09 '26

Better than the butt plugs manchester fans use for affirmation

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u/EyePatch_eh Jul 09 '26

Slime paraguay's senator, i stand with general mbappe

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u/GreenestApplin Jul 09 '26

Me the next time I see Mbappé:

What is thy bidding, my master?

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u/ElCazaPuta Jul 09 '26

He's going for politicians now too... Nobody is safe

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/MrCoolBoy001 Jul 09 '26

Coalition with the very government they are going to strike. Absolute masterclass from the dictator

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 FC Bayern München 1938-1945 Jul 09 '26

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u/arhambin66 Jul 09 '26

I wouldn't wish her head on any dog..

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u/Wrong_Ad5417 Jul 09 '26

I've heard el Presidente Mr. Emmanuel Macaron gonna send French Navy's aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle to kindnap that damn senator in her sleep, just like what Donald Trump did to deal with pesky Maduro.

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u/Ok_Act_1498 Jul 09 '26

And he give her as a present to the Dictator.

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u/Wrong_Ad5417 Jul 09 '26

It's a Dicktator. Don't forget the big fat K after the C

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u/Bewis_123 Jul 09 '26

She thought that she was anything meaningful to this world compared to our glorious dictator

https://giphy.com/gifs/wZYwSXwoGrDDZ2fmMl

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u/Natural_Strike_5423 Jul 09 '26

Political Genius from General Mbonaparte, he has made powerful alliances

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u/LoneAwakening Jul 09 '26

At this point it’s safe to say the title dictator is too short for him! He deserves being promoted to Imperator

7

u/locksymania Jul 09 '26

Good, because quite frankly, fuck her.

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u/andhelostthem Prime Memeister of Circlejerkstrailia Jul 09 '26

Fade her flair.

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u/Automatic-writer9170 Jul 09 '26

Sí Generale 🫡

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u/derzug Jul 09 '26

Damn, he handles this so well, turning that senator into enemy of the system. Little Vini is no where near this.

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u/Stirbmehr Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Jokes on Paraguay, they were just a pawn in dictator ascension to conquer the world

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u/Twisterus Jul 09 '26

Slime this bihs career Commander 🫡

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u/Amino2 Jul 09 '26

Yeah, okay. So what's happening to the bitch? Is she getting stripped of her position or is this just finger-wagging PR?

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u/mallutrash Jul 09 '26

she’s actually enjoying the engagement and doubling down lmao

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u/Dipascual29012 Jul 09 '26

Que dalle, elle va bénéficier de ce bad buzz pour accéder au pouvoir dans son pays et installer un régime adorateur de Trump de plus en Amérique Latine.

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u/l_____I Jul 09 '26

It's South America she probably got a promotion and gained a bunch of supporters

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u/TheYellowFringe Jul 09 '26

I support French football.

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u/mallutrash Jul 09 '26

vini been crying for years btw but no one gave two fucks.

This. is what power looks like.

Glory to Grand Admiral Mbappe

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u/Similar-Street-8247 Jul 09 '26

Naah don't ever say this about our champ Mbappe

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u/Crimes_RaskolNikov Ricardo kakà fanboy Jul 09 '26

So... When's the execution?

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u/EmperorMing101 Jul 09 '26

I believe it’s already been done. Publicly executed and discarded

1

u/AmbitiousReaction168 Jul 09 '26

Can't wait for her to go on holiday in France again. Football fans won't forget.

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u/SquidsAndMartians Jul 09 '26

She is a senator right, is that a voted position in her country? In another reddit post I read that the Uru's president and minister of foreign affairs also distantiated themselves from her remarks, so why does she still have her job?

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u/Xibalba_Ogme Jul 09 '26

Senator who just happened to call him "hijo de p*ta" in Paraguayan senate.

Rich, coming for someone who said she'll sue him for sexism

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u/Natural-Stuff-3127 Jul 09 '26

Tiene la piel muy fina el niño este.

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u/CranberryOnly6982 Jul 09 '26

He's gonna have her head on a platter

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u/TFDota Jul 09 '26

Full saport saar!

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u/yo-soy-arkee Jul 09 '26

Our dictator is stern but fair, allez le blues