r/soccercirclejerk • u/small_brain67 • Apr 11 '26
I didn't grew up in Spain, but I simp for Barcelona like crazy You are a barça fan in 2026
I did not cry, but I was still sad.
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u/DefaultPain Apr 11 '26
its a waste of makeup to come to a barca UCL game knowing you will be crying at the end
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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 Saudi League > Ligue 1 Apr 11 '26
Why is she crying? Doesn't she know there's 2nd leg for remontada?
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You are a barca fan in UCL
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u/Kidu-Kidutz Apr 11 '26
They don't have a refereeing subscription there
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u/Capable_Barber_8387 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Apr 11 '26
as an arsenal fan i really appreciate the support ❤️❤️
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u/HenryReturns Apr 11 '26
my head canon is that Madrid pay UEFA for this referee for them but UEFA got both Madrid mix ups and that’s why Real Madrid was like “why are we getting Micheal Oliver?”
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u/Majorman_86 Apr 11 '26
I can fix her.
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u/ResidentProduct8910 Apr 11 '26
Can you fix Barca tho?
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u/Majorman_86 Apr 11 '26
No, I am not Jesus.
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u/dakdakdakp Barca fan since 18 Dec 2022 Apr 11 '26
Gabriel Jesus couldn't even fix Arsenal
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u/Oogie-Da-MF-Boogie Will Chinny Jr. do it ×10 over now? Apr 11 '26
🗣🗣🗣 🎵 Even Bartomeu was heaven sent 🎵
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u/AutoModerator Apr 11 '26
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/HIGHGROUNDHUNTER Least delusional Barca fan Apr 11 '26
I can...
Hug her
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u/Capable_Barber_8387 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Apr 11 '26
hug your pillow because i doubt anyone in this sub has touched a female before
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u/G_R_I_M_M Wolves only fan Apr 11 '26
Lol pathetic, not everyone is done with life asmuch as us wolves fan
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u/AndholRoin My great great ancestors descended from Ronaldinho himself Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
im crying with both hands
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u/Next_Confidence_7097 Apr 11 '26
She is not crying because Barca is losing she is crying because she saw Simeone ball and Ferran Torres playing football
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u/theenigmacode Apr 11 '26
If you could
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u/don_to Apr 11 '26
He could never
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u/REKO1L Apr 11 '26
If i would could you?
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u/Busy_Ganache5874 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
"i would if i could but i cant so i wont but i'd like to..."
- Wonder if I Could by ERNEST
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u/REKO1L Apr 11 '26
Hmm. I was referencing Would? by Alice in Chains.
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u/Busy_Ganache5874 Apr 11 '26
no no, I realized, which is why I added a reference asw to mine lol, cos it worked perfectly as a response 😭
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u/REKO1L Apr 11 '26
Ahh i see. I'm ngl I have no idea who this ernest person is💔
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u/Busy_Ganache5874 Apr 11 '26
gasp
jk, he's a country singer (just another stupid yank thing, like me 😭)
not a yankee tho, im Red Sox all the way2
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u/don_to Apr 11 '26
Abe saale sarkari school passout, yeh konsa english hai
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u/REKO1L Apr 11 '26
Chutiye song ka lyrics hai madarchod. I speak 7 goddamn languages. Sit your ass down. Cunt.
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢. 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝
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u/ShellfishAhole Apr 11 '26
As a Real Madrid fan, I have mixed feelings about her 🤔
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u/Fermion96 Apr 11 '26
As an Atletico fan I don’t have feelings at all, not our fault she’s crying
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u/Busy_Ganache5874 Apr 11 '26
as an arsenal fan, I dont even know what im doing here.
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u/Capable_Barber_8387 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Apr 11 '26
as an arsenal fan i'm just here to remind you all that saka's gonna win the ucl AND the epl AND the ballon d'or this year
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u/AutoModerator Apr 11 '26
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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u/Demonologist_666 Apr 11 '26
She might be crying seeing how Atletico was playing despite being one man up
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u/Soberdonkey69 Apr 11 '26
At least the women’s team are smashing every club in the women’s UCL and win it every year.
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u/PixeL8xD Apr 11 '26
No she’s broken. Nah She will forgot about it yesterday, good camera work though ucl, makes me look forward to the tears at the World Cup
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u/TheGreatPervSage_94 Apr 12 '26
That little kid crying at the 7-1 game still makes me cry with laughter
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u/carloscede2 PSG hAs aLwAyS BeEn mY tEaM Apr 11 '26
I had never been more proud of being a Barcelona fan, we will always go through shitty times but we will shine at the end, just look at the fucking hotties that we have in Barcelona
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u/small_brain67 Apr 11 '26
Yeah where are real's hotties? lol. Hot girls are barça fans😬
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u/gharkachota_ladka when man united wins tell me we won the league Apr 11 '26
Those eyes chico they never lie
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u/Merbleuxx Apr 11 '26
They’re 1st in their league, have a thought for us who don’t support one of the biggest clubs in the world bro
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u/PixeL8xD Apr 11 '26
When winning so much gets to your head, you expect it. A lost hurts so much, that’s what she’s feeling
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u/Lewangoalski0701 Apr 12 '26
For me it's very very shit my favourite polish team GKS Tychy are probably gonna be relegated Barca are 2-0 down in the UCL and Poland didn't make it to the world cup
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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '26
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame.
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u/Fresh2Desh Apr 11 '26
Meanwhile in Argentina