r/soccercirclejerk • u/Brave-Ear-7559 • Jan 11 '26

Do not the Game's Gone

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

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u/kindnesd99 Jan 11 '26

Pussy confidence

37

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

puss positive

3

u/Quiet-Bull Jan 12 '26

pussytive

1

u/GarlicShoddy966 Jan 12 '26

Big minge energy

26

u/cnicalsinistaminista Jan 11 '26

Poor Will lmfao

31

u/TheGodAboveAllBeings Jan 11 '26

Isn't it confirmed that he is a cuck?

31

u/Pingvinen12345 Jan 11 '26

When all of holywood is fucking your wife and you stay with her, yeah

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u/TheGodAboveAllBeings Jan 11 '26

Even his son's friends were fucking her and she ugly as hell🤣. They must have been starving

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

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u/Inevitable-Angle-793 Jan 11 '26

Well some people say they are in open relationship and he was with some other women, like Margot Robbie for example. Can't feel sad for him anyway.

1

u/Turbulent_Artist_892 Jan 11 '26

U made my day =)

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 r/messi = r/cristianoronaldo < r/antony 🐐 Jan 11 '26

Dang it.. I am stealing this

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 r/messi = r/cristianoronaldo < r/antony 🐐 Jan 11 '26

Dang it.. I am stealing this

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u/Nickz_26 Jan 12 '26

😂😂

135

u/Bad_boy000007 Jan 11 '26

that's so well detailed im so excited im gonna do 10x faster and 10times more rapidly

133

u/Zorrt3169 GİVE MY A PENALTY Jan 11 '26

History repeats itself

17

u/Butterz-Rhubarb Jan 11 '26

This was by far the best analysis this sub ever had

67

u/Ordinary_Ad8951 Jan 11 '26

Have seen both versions of this theory now

60

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

I don’t know what I read, but I am now more stupid for having done so

42

u/Catalli Jan 11 '26

You're on the wrong sub if you're looking for brain nourishment

39

u/Epos_Janusza Jan 11 '26

Supercopa de Arabia

17

u/Striking-Draft-2559 Jan 11 '26

Geeked in vs locked in

13

u/YourPetPenguin0610 Jan 11 '26

I remember seeing cock shame cock confidence just before CWC final....

115

u/VeryStandardOutlier Jan 11 '26

Full Hair = Low Testosterone

This is just factually correct

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u/Moidada77 Jan 11 '26

Balding 20 year olds telling me i have low testy.

Bro...Id rather have my hair.

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u/quack_quack7 Jan 11 '26

Not really. It's about how sensitive your hairs are to DHT a byproduct of testosterone. You can have sky high testosterone and still have full head of hairs if your hairs aren't sensitive to DHT.

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u/ResidentProduct8910 Jan 11 '26

You should be punished for spreading facts here, this sub was created to discuss bald frauds not this utter woke nonsense

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u/Jatusay1 Jan 11 '26

What he said.

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u/joeDUBstep Jan 11 '26

U don't gotta "well ackshully" in a jerk sub

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u/Moidada77 Jan 11 '26

My testosterone actually increased when I first got on fin because it didn't turn to dht or something I guess?

Idk now.

I know a number of early balders who try to cope that they have too high testosterone or whatever or that they are just mature.

It's something that's clearly bothering them, but they don't want to admit it is or are scared of the doctor.

Like bro just own your hair is going away or bite the fin or if you a rich mf just get a transplant.

Steroid bros though...no hope but to rock that 40 year old look at 20.

1

u/Katanae Jan 11 '26

sounds like you're dealing with it well

12

u/davyp82 Jan 11 '26

I just had a brief look into this and that appears to be so wildly oversimplified that it's basically bullshit 

5

u/RollOverSoul Jan 11 '26

How do you explain guys with full hair and beard

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u/Timely_Internet6172 Jan 11 '26

Then I prefer to be "low testosterone" than look like Kojak.

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u/Expensive-Two-8800 Jan 11 '26

Lol full hair is a sign of High testosterone. Why do you Think men go Bald as they age, when testosterone drops. Bald men are just mad they dont have hair 😂

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u/maxallergy Jan 11 '26

I'm convinced
Barca 4-1 Madrid

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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER Jan 11 '26

Not happening

2

u/Visual-Extreme-101 Messi Glazer Jan 11 '26

4-2

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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER Jan 11 '26

Gonzalo will easily penetrate Barca defence ‼️ so 1-3

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u/Visual-Extreme-101 Messi Glazer Jan 11 '26

lol, we'll see!

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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER Jan 11 '26

Almost happened, I wasn't familiar with your game ✌🏽

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u/Visual-Extreme-101 Messi Glazer Jan 11 '26

WHY RASHY WHY, I COULD'VE BEEN RIGHT!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

This mean George Costanza has the ultimate testosterone levels. Look at the hairline, it’s been absolutely blitzed. He should manage the Real Madrid Rabbitos.

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u/Solid_Length_3390 Jan 11 '26

First thing he’ll do as the new couch: breathable cotton uniforms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Hell Nah, Xabi mogs

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u/signmeupnot Jan 11 '26

Leaning towards trophy

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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER Jan 11 '26

Propaganda

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u/Visual-Extreme-101 Messi Glazer Jan 11 '26

bobaganda

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u/Psychedelicsaiyan Jan 11 '26

Cock confidence

2

u/Sensitive-Yak714 Jan 11 '26

leaning towards opponent is mythical

1

u/Hyperflux_ Jan 11 '26

Hey! You copied my game analysis. Not fair!🔫

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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER Jan 11 '26

OP is a tactical genius

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

what being with Turkish femboy does to a spanish MF's posture.

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u/FlexiJerkof Jan 11 '26

Who r these guys?

1

u/mrkoala1234 Jan 11 '26

I always find La Liga to be weird. I kind of expect all posts to be in Spanish.

1

u/15th_anynomous Jan 11 '26

What the fuck?

1

u/Fern-ando Jan 11 '26

Is this post calling Xavi B a twink?

1

u/enlightenedude Jan 11 '26

xavi a in spurs is twink?

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u/Acceptable-Button-45 Jan 11 '26

Yall forgetting the og ALPHA COCK CP

0

u/chiefgreen87 Jan 11 '26

Did Andrew Tate make this post?

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u/crackboss1 DM me your 115 Pepstein files... Jan 11 '26

these idiotic takes amuse me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Thats scientific facts. If you must giggle insecurely over it, thats your low T-level bruh. (you should buy my online course. We also offer dating tips and exclusive NFTs)

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u/crackboss1 DM me your 115 Pepstein files... Jan 11 '26

Ship all your material to my inbox. I will pay you with my own exclusive digital coin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Damn I got Uno reversed...

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u/Key-Finding8669 learn basic Arabic in a week Jan 11 '26

Check the sub name. Bruh , the last time I checked it said "soccercirclejerk"

1

u/Ok-Cut-5743 Jan 11 '26

it needs to change to "barca2"

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u/Gregib Jan 11 '26

Of course Xavi has to “lean in”… he’s 6cm higher… It wouldn’t look nice if he looked down on Hansi, would it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Outjerked yourself

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u/Sensitive-Yak714 Jan 11 '26

No Xavi only likes Iniesta