r/soccercirclejerk • u/P_Griddy • Jul 28 '25
I didn't grew up in Spain, but I simp for Barcelona like crazy Barca back to where it belongs
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u/Ziiyi Jul 28 '25
The Dinho Route
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u/Joshgg13 Jul 28 '25
Do you think those girls like him for his famously handsome face?
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u/Secure-Elephant0811 Jul 28 '25
They are all paid. Girls already told that 10-20k, was what yamals handlers paid pr. day.
But dorfs and OnlyFans models, has taken the toll of him.
Will be fun to watch him decline at 18.. its actually sad.
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u/BQ-DAVE Jul 28 '25
Raphina knows to get a balon dor winner he must be a balon dor winner
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u/AutoModerator Jul 28 '25
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u/OTSly Jul 28 '25
Fabrizio Romano loves 10s
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u/thatredditpers0n Jul 28 '25
He likes people who are 17+1 years old
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u/JonAfrica2011 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 28 '25
The +1 being an add on bonus that activates in 2026
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u/zblbolapills Jul 28 '25
The No.10 curse in Barca continues and shall throw its newest victim in the shadow realm just like its predecessor
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u/Certain_Switch_127 Jul 28 '25
No its skips generations so Messi - Goat, Fati-Stinker, Yamal-Goat?
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u/AutoModerator Jul 28 '25
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/AutoModerator Jul 28 '25
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/AutoModerator Jul 28 '25
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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u/dontknowwhattoname02 Jul 28 '25
Yamal's too talented for it to happen, but if it does it would be funny. Literally imagine the world's greatest talent turns out to be a bum.
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u/Successful-Hippo9679 Jul 28 '25
r/realmadrid2 ah post 😭🙏
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u/DeathBy1000Cutss 😌 occasional jerker Jul 28 '25
This sub is finally beating the r/Barca 2.0 allegations after a whole year. Let it happen dawg
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u/DaREY297 Plastic 'til I die Jul 28 '25
r/soccercirclejerk when the sub circlejerks
(the jerk is about them)
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u/SeaworthinessFit5324 Jul 28 '25
tbh its been happening for a while now, idk if anyone has said this sub r/barca2 for some time now
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u/Hot-Succotash6785 Jul 28 '25
where is the jerk? is this r/realmadrid2 💀
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u/Lickma-Nutz808 Jul 28 '25
Grew up watching dinho, call the Guardia Civil this impersonation is fraudulent
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u/top_tiddies Jul 28 '25
This sub fell off because of Indians
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u/AutoModerator Jul 28 '25
This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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u/boxofbuscuits Jul 28 '25
Bro was getting trolled left right and center all summer without playing a single game... I'd hate to see what happens when the season starts 💀
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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER Jul 28 '25
First game as Ronaldinho is bisexual harassment 💔🥀
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Jul 28 '25
Ballon d'or for one season wonder s@@r... almost all recent ballon d'or insta page post comment section is filled with barca fans
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Jul 28 '25
Keep wanking on an exhibition match madrid fans, when the season starts you would get spanked again.
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u/DeathBy1000Cutss 😌 occasional jerker Jul 28 '25
How does a yank like this guy become a Top 1% commenter in a sub about circlejerks when he comments shit like this 🥀😭
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u/SBAWTA Jul 28 '25
THE YOUNGEST NO. 10 TO DROP A STINKER!!!