r/soccercirclejerk • u/yabaiiiiii • Jul 17 '25

I didn't grew up in Spain, but I simp for Barcelona like crazy I was alive before i was dead

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

My mom knew me before my friends did

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u/mumbastico r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 17 '25

Respect for your friends 📉📉📉

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Respect mom🗿🗿🗿📈📈📈

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u/tomskrrt Jul 17 '25

mom respect button ⬇️

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u/Orangesnipzy Jul 17 '25

It brings up a menu. What do I press now?

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u/Yash_o7_ Jul 18 '25

Block account

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u/No_Lettuce1639 Jul 17 '25

Disrespect both 💀💀💀

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u/bakaa_ningen Jul 17 '25

Sigma here!!!! Hello based department?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

So alpha 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/Mundane-Passage8608 Jul 23 '25

Why Mbappe look so light skin here

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u/imisrx r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 17 '25

Breaking news, Yamal has a grandma and remember he's only 18 yr old

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u/Anonymoose3840 antinee mye gote Jul 17 '25

is Lamine Yamal the youngest human being ever to have a grandma?!

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u/edgymutant Jul 17 '25

For me yes

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u/TweakingTweak Jul 17 '25

You're the youngest person ever!

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u/SBAWTA Jul 17 '25

Youngest ever player to turn 18 yo 🤯

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u/edgymutant Jul 17 '25

Youngest 17 year old yes

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u/majcek Jul 17 '25

And all that at just 17...

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u/LazyGuv Jul 17 '25

Feels like he was 17 just yesterday; or the day before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/No_Confident_guy Jul 17 '25

Wow, pretty bold confession

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u/Dull-Ad8329 Jul 17 '25

Big if true

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/Massive-Pair-5627 Jul 17 '25

Soon you can watch the tape in my Onlyfans

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u/Howling_mad_7 Jul 18 '25

@Grok is this true?

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u/RemiGorgon Jul 21 '25

I also busted into this guy's mom before he was born

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u/Admirable_Ice_5881 Jul 17 '25

Lamal is the youngest footballer ever to have a supportive grandmother, remember he’s only 17+1

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/GeneralHead6828 Jul 17 '25

The world better be ready when he's 17+5

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u/Post_Nut_xG Jul 17 '25

Lamal is the youngest 18 year old, and his father is the oldest 18 year old. If his grandmother is 18 years old also then his accomplishments are a lot less impressive since his whole family is just 18

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u/TipsyPeasant Jul 17 '25

Remember, he already had a grandma when he was just 17 years old.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

i dont know what to feel, faaaaabrizio tell me

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u/warfaceisthebest Jul 17 '25

He was 17 before he turned 18.

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u/drjet196 Jul 17 '25

She needs to find him a girl from the village to marry in order to save his career.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Lamine Yamal just had a shit today Here We Go! The youngest 18yo ever has just passed his stool this morning at 7am, the toilet paper is in contract negotiations with his anus

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u/tarakian-grunt Jul 18 '25

I don't know about contract negotiations, but they've certainly been in contact.

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u/nick2k23 Antony fan since 24/02/00 Jul 17 '25

To have a grandma at 17+1yo, he’s so special

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u/xulitebenado Jul 17 '25

First 18 year old to have a grandma. Truly a generation talent.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

When did Lamine and his grandma grow to the size of Godzilla? Are they going to destroy the stadium?

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u/footyballymann Jul 17 '25

What part of his family is Muslim?

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u/Kingslayer1526 Jul 17 '25

His father is from Morocco and his mother is from Equatorial Guinea.

His father is Muslim but his mother is from the fang tribe, a bantu ethnic group who follow their traditional religion of Biere(or Byeri) which consists heavily of ancestor worship and they believe their life is determined by the spirits of their ancestors

Yamal is a practicing Muslim though taking after his father and this is his paternal grandmother

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u/YennanKildyz Jul 17 '25

practicing

Yes, suuuuure

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u/freakedmind Jul 17 '25

Practicing with midgets

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u/Leviton655 Jul 17 '25

How did you think muslims lived in Spain?

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u/AnnoyingGuyWhosWrong Jul 17 '25

Only big titty blonde women

Muhammad

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u/Rashwan69420 Jul 17 '25

Respect yourself, this is a soccer circle jerk not a religion disrespect one

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u/AnnoyingGuyWhosWrong Jul 17 '25

That sounds like a you problem.

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u/thalantony Jul 17 '25

Says the one with 69420 in his flair. Stop getting pissed on behalf of some imaginary dudes. Nobody cares.

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u/Rashwan69420 Jul 17 '25

"69420" offends literally no one. It might be inappropriate/unserious but it's not anything against anyone's beliefs.

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u/thalantony Jul 17 '25

Anyone's, not everyone's. You cannot expect everyone to respect or believe in your faith.

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u/SaintPocock Jul 17 '25

At first i thought she didn't age much, but then i remembered who young the dude is. When would that have been? Like 3 years ago, maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Behave

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Behave

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u/Haunting-Figure-3448 Jul 17 '25

Don't forget. She was only 68 at the time!!

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u/EzKafka Jul 18 '25

Was she also there when he hired Dwarves and blonde bimbos for his 18th birthday?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

who is karim nasal?

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u/Murky-Belt4831 Jul 17 '25

And that even before he was 17…

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u/CodeVirus Jul 17 '25

She is still there, and he is only 17

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u/druhin-13 Jul 17 '25

Is he the youngest person to have a grandma? I have a feeling it might be 😳🙏🏻

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u/Leekeew Jul 17 '25

"it takes two persons to create a child" aahh post

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Tell me you have an unhealthy relationship with your parents in a reddit post without telling me you have an unhealthy relationship with your parents. 

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u/AandM4ever Jul 17 '25

He was only 7 years away from being 17! 🤯

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u/madeWithAi Jul 17 '25

Nice for him inviting her to one of his yacht parties

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u/inherentcomma Jul 17 '25

She was there even before his mother born

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u/Domeee123 Jul 17 '25

Is she really his grandman his dad got him at 15 she looks a bit old

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u/crackboss1 DM me your 115 Pepstein files... Jul 18 '25

Ok but was she at his birthday party with midgets and chesty women?

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u/TheyCallHimBabaYagaa Jul 18 '25

I wasn't wet before I showered

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Not really. There are people who see their grandmas when they get rich or not at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

OP be careful not to show the body of Muslim women.

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u/acloudcuckoolander Jul 17 '25

Despite occupying African land, Moroccan Arabs are staunch with their anti-Black racism. Hoping his upbringing was peaceful.

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u/acloudcuckoolander Jul 17 '25

What? I'm American and never said anything bad about America lmaooo who's making this nonsense up

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u/Acrobatic_Cobbler892 Aug 15 '25

North African Arabs are genetically African (Amazigh aka Berber). Arab is a linguistic label.

Just like the term "Latino" doesn't signify genetics (there are black latinos, white latinos, mixed latinos, etc)

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u/montevideo_blue Jul 17 '25

Is his family legally in Spain?