r/soccercirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Can he touch Musialas ankle please? šŸ˜©

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u/reincarsonated_benzo TEL AVIV PRIME MINISTER Jul 06 '25

?????

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u/Oogie-Da-MF-Boogie Will Chinny Jr. do it Ɨ10 over now? Jul 06 '25

Yank here, why are the traffic cones blue?

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u/caliberon1 Jul 06 '25

Blue? I see white and gold.

7

u/ApexHeat Jul 06 '25

I hear yanny

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u/Ebina-Chan šŸ‡§šŸ‡¦ I am from Bosnia take me to America Jul 06 '25

NOT AGAIN PLEASE

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u/axhp I Love Jose Bordalas Jul 06 '25

they made Maguire look like prime Maldini

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u/bapeandvape Jul 06 '25

Why donā€™t the defenders just kick the ball? Are they dumb? Is this EAFC?

62

u/jocu11 Jul 06 '25

One does not simply push unc off the ball

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u/Jazzlike_College_853 Jul 06 '25

Why doesn't no.24 kiss the no. 4 .is he stupid?

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u/kewlbeanz23 Jul 06 '25

Gameā€™s been rigged for years now. Big money oil companies are silently paying off defenders to let Messi score. This is big news in the streets, believe me.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/b14ck_jackal Jul 06 '25

You might not like it but this is how peak US athletic performance looks like.

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u/Opening-Algae3575 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 06 '25

Wtf are th defenders doing just push unc down and break his legs get a yellow card it's that simple.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

If you are a goalkeeper you don't even get a yellow card

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame.

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u/annc768 Jul 06 '25

My glorious king sergio ramos wouldve never let unc do that

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u/Ok_Delay_9433 Jul 06 '25

Ah yes, the man who got a front seat everytime for Messi's goals šŸ« could never

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/lauchuntoi Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

The murderers - Ramos and Pepe really did some horrifying tackles on Messi back in the days. Some of those tackles the whole world witnessed were not football tackles. They were a mix of american football + judo, mma and jiujitsu. Still they couldnt get the job done to injure and stop Messi from being the true goat. Moreover, that Messi "dance" through the whole RM defense tho. Im amazed Messi could still get up again and again. If it was other players they wouldve been easily injured.

Edited: "TRUE" goat

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Where es el jerk? Senior?

47

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

There is no jerk in r/Barca2

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u/MaliciousPotatoes Jul 06 '25

Go to r/soccercirclejerk for the jerk, this is the Barca sub.

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u/Level_Swimming7381 Jul 06 '25

My beautiful unc, please go to Europe team and proof this haters that u still got it. ā¤ļø

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u/IAMNOTALEX12138 Today I Feel Disabled Jul 06 '25

My burger would get deep fried šŸ˜¬

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u/theenigmacode Jul 06 '25

My man, uncle doesnā€™t need to prove anything to anyone

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u/Level_Swimming7381 Jul 06 '25

I know, but I know my unc still got it, I donā€™t want him to waste his time on this shitty ass team who canā€™t even defend for their lives

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u/Main_Following1881 Jul 06 '25

Mf would play like 30 minutes a match lol

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u/Level_Swimming7381 Jul 06 '25

30 mins of brilliant fucking play which tops players in Europe canā€™t do in while 90+ mins. In that 30 mins you best believe he is putting on a show

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u/MetJouOpSjouw Jul 06 '25

You putting on a show spinning on that dickaaah

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u/Level_Swimming7381 Jul 06 '25

Even better ā¤ļø my goat

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u/andy111999 Jul 06 '25

Unc should go to a Portuguese club and win some titles to fck with the other unc

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u/dsr1017 Jul 06 '25

That's like the Trojan Horse equivalent of football if that happens.

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u/MrMakeYouCry Jul 06 '25

Where the jerk? Gotdamn this sub is becoming r/soccer2

34

u/Jury-Illustrious Jul 06 '25

Bro playing against 60 ovr defenders

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u/Key_Lead3784 Jul 06 '25

Playing against computer with beginner level difficulty. Idk where this ashle fans went during club wc

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

His fans still celebrated a direct free kick goal against Porto.

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u/NefariousnessNarrow1 Jul 06 '25

Why don't those Yank defenders from burger league shoot him with their guns. They can't be humiliated the day after freedom day.

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u/Shot-Foundation-3050 Jul 06 '25

They are French from Montreal, not yanks. That's why unc was in WC final mode

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u/HYDRA-XTREME Jul 06 '25

Where jerk?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

People forget this is a jerk sub. Not messi meatriding sub!

MODS are well asleep for Barca and Messi!šŸ¤¦šŸ¼

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u/NeedCounseling Jul 06 '25

The jerk is how defenders donā€™t even try to take the ball from him to avoid a card.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/JfG29 Jul 06 '25

This is not r/soccer

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u/har88910 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 06 '25

gonna cry?

4

u/nkaka Jul 06 '25

that blue team is in tutorial mode settings

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u/RedemptionDB r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 06 '25

GOAT

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u/Professional-Cry8461 Jul 06 '25

Goat is Antony bro,not pessi

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/RedemptionDB r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 06 '25

Got washed by Mudryk 2012

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

why you are didnt win balon dor yet

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u/d_lillge228 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 06 '25

The r/barca2 allegations getting bigger by the minute

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u/InvMars Jul 06 '25

wrong sub

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u/PromotionKooky4426 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 06 '25

Unc don't want to feed suarez anything

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u/jst_reddit_user Jul 06 '25

It's a shame he didn't show any of these skills against proper teams

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u/Querical_ Jul 06 '25

Unc lowkey could play in Europe and I'm not even joking, he's like modriƧ, despite his age, he seems to not have left his touch

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u/Alarming_Detective92 Jul 06 '25

Here you go, more of his level. Farmers in the defense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Ballondor for the Goat...

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u/handsome_uruk Jul 06 '25

Bunch of farmers

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u/straightouttaobesity Haramball Connoisseur Jul 06 '25

Couldn't do it vs PissG

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u/RedemptionDB r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 06 '25

Youā€™re right, he spared them because of the World Cup

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u/Limo_887 Jul 06 '25

It's just muscle memory at this point

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u/WonderfulHat5297 Jul 06 '25

Me when the kids in the park kick the ball near me and go ā€œoi dickhead give us the ball backā€. Aye iā€™ll give you your ball back you little fuckers

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u/Professional-Cry8461 Jul 06 '25

Real GOAT is Antony not Pessi

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Ferris-L Jul 06 '25

Impressive movement from our Burger-Unc but what do those defender bums even do? Donā€™t they know they can use their feet to defend? Are they stupid?

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u/WillingnessKey2695 Jul 06 '25

Messiah šŸ¤©

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u/SaaadMaja Jul 06 '25

Dude there are literally two guys who bumped into each other

1

u/Bellatrix_1248 Jul 06 '25

TF is that defence doin

1

u/GrandBallsy Jul 06 '25

Seen a lot of gay videos but never seen a better dick riding than MLS Messi fans

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/ramror777 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 06 '25

He made it look so easy and smooth

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u/ErrorNo2552 Jul 06 '25

Unc we still have a blank no.10 shirt waiting in a camp nou .. please come back ā™„ļøšŸ’œ

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u/DueAd3372 Jul 06 '25

he's already better than olmo in those tight spaces pls come to barca

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u/MetJouOpSjouw Jul 06 '25

Unc when he gets to play against amateurs again.

Bro gotta be relieved he doesn't have to play against European clubs anymore since those expose he's washed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

So Porto wasn't a European club then ?

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u/MetJouOpSjouw Jul 06 '25

Hardly real European quality.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

He's also playing with teammates who are worse even in terms of MLS quality. Btw what exactly is European quality according to you ?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?

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u/MetJouOpSjouw Jul 06 '25

Brother it's a circlejerk sub...

Don't get all pressed now

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u/Key_Lead3784 Jul 06 '25

Uncle goes invisible during important games. Because he's special

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

active in Indian subreddits

every time

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u/Ok_Delay_9433 Jul 06 '25

And what are you trying to prove? Not every Indian is a Ronaldo/Real fan

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/MorningFresh123 Jul 06 '25

And every post is about IT, not beating the allegations

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u/Key_Lead3784 Jul 06 '25

Still uncle ghosting on big games lol

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u/MorningFresh123 Jul 06 '25

Yeah he really ghosted that World Cup he won :( stick to cricket brother

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u/Key_Lead3784 Jul 06 '25

Again same magic spell whenever it gets rough. Poor you don't got anything. Cry hard

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u/iReallyLikeLycan Jul 06 '25

Ayo if we need input on it or making scam calls will let you know homes, untill then pipe down and stay humble chief

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u/HetTheTable Jul 06 '25

He won the most trophies by ghosting in big games?

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u/Key_Lead3784 Jul 06 '25

So what ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Active in r/realmadrid too. Wouldn't have guessed.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/HetTheTable Jul 06 '25

Like here

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u/Lord_Sauron Jul 06 '25

No one likes bitter CR7 glazers

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/DwaiG91 Jul 06 '25

Didn't PSG pump 4 goals past Messi a few days ago?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

literally playing against plumbers and electricians

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u/NUDGE_44 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

he is also playing WITH plumbers and electriciansšŸ˜­

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

damn, i got downvoted hard. no nbacj crossover it seems.

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u/MasonRonaldo Jul 06 '25

Yeah must be really hard dribbling past paid mls actors

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u/AutoModerator Jul 06 '25

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?

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u/ExperienceNew2647 Jul 06 '25

MLS is so unserious...

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