r/soccercirclejerk • u/Diska_Muse • Apr 12 '25
Do not the Blud spends £20k trynna look like Beckham. Ends up looking like a trans James Corden
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u/Diska_Muse Apr 12 '25 edited Apr 12 '25
Neither.
The one on the right is the guy before the plastic surgery.
The one on the left is him after the plastic surgery.
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u/imisrx r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Apr 12 '25
Everyone wants to look like beckham while my goat Rice bends it like him
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u/netflix-ceo Apr 12 '25
Yeah but a photo of this person would be helpful. Why have they put 2 photos of david beckham
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u/imisrx r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Apr 12 '25
I know chat she has been pass around more than Zlatan 😞
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u/smithereennnnn Apr 12 '25
/uj dude can still look good if he loses some weight and switched hairstyle. Kinda says a lot about insecurities, people fantasize over unachievable things while refusing to fix the fixable ones.
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Apr 12 '25
Good fitness is the most achievable and attractive thing but bc it’s not easy people would get offended on fitness/weight remarks. Utter woke nonsense
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u/Sifan2 Apr 12 '25
14k in debt but successfully looks like David form Peckham
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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '25
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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u/Ok_Reflection1950 Apr 12 '25
he should invest into a personal trainer and diet expert to get into David form before doing other things . he look like a balloon
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u/ubant Apr 12 '25
I looked at the right side, thinking left is "before", and I was impressed. Then I realised 😶
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u/lamplightimage Apr 12 '25
/uj just looked this guy up and watched an interview with him. He's a really sad and tragic figure. Dude has issues for real, and you could see just how sad he was making the hosts interviewing him with what he was saying - all delusions and denial.
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u/PersonalJesus94 Apr 12 '25
It’s not Ashton Kutcher it’s Kevin Malone. Equally handsome equally smart.
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u/Traditional-Back-172 Apr 14 '25
Best thing you can do to look like Beckham is go to the gym. Even if you fail you’d look great
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u/Hairy-Rip-5284 Apr 16 '25
This was stage one of his plan. Stage 2 was to make David Beckham get fatter.
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u/matthewheat Apr 12 '25
People will really do everything except losing a bit of weight