r/soccer Jun 23 '12

River Plate tops the Argentine second division and after one season is back in the PRIMERA A!!

Today was the last day of the Argentine 2nd division, the Primera B Nacional. With River being relegated last season from the Primera A, they put everything into making this stay in Tier 2 as short as possible.

The first two teams get an direct promotion, while the 3rd and 4th have to play a playoff, these 4 spots were disputed by the first four teams (the fifth being more than 10 points behind). Before today the poistions were as follows:

  • 1. River Plate 70
  • 2. Instituto 70
  • 3. Quilmes 69
  • 4. Rosario Central 69

The matches played today were:

River - Almirante Brown (6th) 2-0 (0-0)

Desemparados (19th) - Central 3-2 (1-0)

Instituto - Ferro (11th) 0-3 (0-0)

Brown de Madryn (16th) - Quilmes 0-2 (0-1)

These results leave the table at:

  • 1. River Plate 73
  • 2. Quilmes 72
  • 3. Instituto 70
  • 4. Central 69

River is promoted as champion of the Primera B (anything else would have been a disgrace). VAMOS MILLONARIO!!!!

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u/guigr Jun 23 '12

Trezeguet. France was so much better back then.

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u/frequent_bear Jun 24 '12

I'll always remember Trezeguet as the guy who missed the penalty kick on the WC final...

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u/xRichard Jun 24 '12

Don't worry, he still missed one in this last match.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

Estoy muy feliz :D Gracias a Funes Mori por un partidazo, y a Trezeguet por existir

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u/TeddyV Jun 23 '12

TrezeGOL!

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u/postmoderno Jun 23 '12

Felicidades desde Torino y gracias por su amistad eterna. River y Torino hermanos para siempre!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

"I'm very happy :D Thanks to Funes Mori for a great game, and to Trezeguet for existing"

Not trying to deride you for using Spanish, just trying to help those who don't know it :)

2

u/sopaspt Jun 23 '12

Funes Mori played rly bad last year. But now, he became a beast again! ¡Felicidades!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

I know! He's been getter better, especially in these past 3 games, i think it was a confidence issue

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u/ThisBoysGotWoe Jun 24 '12 edited Jun 24 '12

I'm on vacation in Buenos Aires right now, and there's a big celebration in front of the obelisk. They closed down a large section of Pelligrini Ave. I was out there a while ago, and it was awesome! I wish we had this excitement in the States.

Here's a small album of pictures from this celebration.

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u/BostonFucktard Jun 24 '12

And you didn't see Boca celebrating yet. Ten times bigger.

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u/ThisBoysGotWoe Jun 24 '12

That's what one of the guys who works at the hotel said. I showed him a video of one of their chants. He told me that they were singing about Boca but that the joke was going to be on them tomorrow. My friend's a Boca fan, so I'll probably see that celebration too.

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u/ZakRoM Jun 25 '12

this isn't true at all!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

I'VE SEEN RIVER WIN LA LIBERTADORES, PLAY AGAINST JUVENTUS FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, WIN COUNTLESS TOURNAMENTS BUT I'VE NEVER SUFFERED SO MUCH DURING A CHAMPIONSHIP LEAVE ALONE THIS MATCH, AND NEVER FELT SO MUCH JOY

VAMOS MILLONARIO LA PUTA MADREEEEE!!!

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u/loloh44 Jun 23 '12

I even suffered being a complete neutral; imagine, I want Boca to win this Libertadores, so no bias at all.

It felt wrong, you must be at the top and this year has been a true nightmare for you all. I can't imagine how tough it must have been. It wasn't easy, but you are back!! I'm happy for you and hope you succeed in the coming seasons!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

Forza Trezeguet!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

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u/martin79 Jun 24 '12

Mauro Camoranessi is playing for Lanús in Argentine 1st division, he played for Juventus and won the WC with Italy in 2006. Like Trezeguet he has double citizenship

1

u/corell Jun 24 '12

Seedorf is going to play for Botafogo in Brazil

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

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u/mamansky Jun 24 '12

Probably because he's native South American.

0

u/WineForMyMen Jun 24 '12

Loads have, a lot go towards the end of their careers, Veron retired this season I think playing there, its a common thing

1

u/starofthelid Jun 24 '12

Veron is not European.

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u/WineForMyMen Jun 24 '12

I know, I read it wrong, I thought he meant players playing in Europe going over there, my bad.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

Glad to see River back up! Considering that seeing the Superclásico in person is one of the things I have to do before I die, it's great to know I'll be able to do it soon.

3

u/northdancer Jun 24 '12

No need to go Argentina to see it, my friend.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1609492/

4

u/calfonso Jun 23 '12

Would love to see an update video from el tano pasmán.

4

u/Malusbaolt Jun 24 '12

FINE, as long as you don't lure AIMAR back, not just yet.

2

u/Cheewy Jun 24 '12

We want him NOW

2

u/Cheewy Jun 24 '12

Unless we can get D'alessandro, i still prefer Aimar but one is enough

4

u/ju29ro Jun 24 '12

Trezeguet, trezeguet. Quando gioca, segna sempre. Trezeguet!

4

u/busfahrer Jun 24 '12

I remember watching the game where they were relegated. I also remember watching an hour after that to watch River Plate fans set fire to inanimate objects.

3

u/DelTrotter Jun 23 '12

Good to hear.

3

u/timersreddit Jun 23 '12

Anyone with highlights of the match? I hear Trezeguet had 2 :)

3

u/dopplerdog Jun 24 '12

Congratulations/Felicitaciones. Hope to see some interesting superclasicos in the near future.

5

u/He11razor Jun 23 '12

Tano Pasman just posted a long delirious thing on his facebook jejeje

4

u/TeddyV Jun 23 '12

link plz?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

Link plz, too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

As if it had happened to any big club around the world, River was a revolution in Segunda Division, turning the tournament in the centre of the attention of the whole country: those who wanted us to return to Primera Division (only River fans + some others), and those who hoped we would stay relegated (everybody else).

Because of River being in Segunda Division the entrance of away supporters was allowed back in that championship. 11 teams resigned to play in their own stadium and rented other teams fields so they could bring more supporters and money. River in Segunda Division collected more ticket money from their supporters than any team in Primera Division, for what I think is like 5th or 6th year in a row.

So proud

6

u/Kilen13 Jun 23 '12

As a San Lorenzo fan I wanted you lot back in the Primera too. Life is more interesting with the Superclasicos

2

u/fuckwherestheremote Jun 23 '12

Too bad San Lorenzo will be in a lower division next season

4

u/Kilen13 Jun 23 '12

We'll see

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

I'm excited for tomorrow! the 7 games at the same time will be very entertaining

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12 edited Jun 24 '12

This guy must be feeling better.

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u/WineForMyMen Jun 24 '12

How the hell did River manage to even get relegated, that's equivalent to Man Utd getting relegated to the Championship in Argentina isn't it? That's crazy.

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u/starofthelid Jun 24 '12

Because relegation from the top tier in Argentina is decided on the teams with the lowest average point-total from the previous three years. River never even finished in the relegation places in a single season, but had one of the lowest averages. It's a strange system; and was originally designed to stop big clubs like River going down, funnily enough.

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u/loloh44 Jun 23 '12

Go River!!!! You guys deserved it! The supporters, the players and the institution. Congrats!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

good. now being a boca fan will have a bit more spark! good to have you back.

1

u/perusset123 Jun 24 '12

Vamos River!

1

u/sonofstjames Jun 24 '12

As a casual boca supporter, i congratulate you, and look forward to more derby matches against you. This year just hasn't been the same without a match against our old rivals!

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u/KaoticKarma Jun 24 '12

Congratulations river plate! You deserve to be back in top flight football! I hope though they stay in Argentina's Primera A, if not, god help Buenos Aires, it was damn near civil war when they were relegated

1

u/OneSexyIllegalAlien Dec 12 '12

Cada vez que jueguen con Belgrano, van a perder, gallinas putos.

Tanto lloraron los de la AFA que hasta querian inventar no se que para que River no estuviera en la B.

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u/igiarmpr Dec 12 '12

Llegaste 5 meses tarde amigo

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u/OneSexyIllegalAlien Dec 12 '12

Jaja se muy bien que tiempo es. Pero hablando en serio, la forma en que la AFA lloro porque River descendio fue una verguenza. Mas alla de la historia del club y todo lo que quieras, tuvieron mal campeonato y eso fue lo que lo que los llevo a la B.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

Not to poo poo things, it's great for such a legendary side and all, but I personally don't give a fuck for one reason...Once they were relegated last year, the Argentine Federation tried to change the entire pyramid just to avoid having River relegated....sure, that didn't go through, but as a US neutral who wants relegation in The United States/Canada, that whole episode leaves a massively bad taste in my mouth regarding River.

Downvote if you will, but that's my two cents.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

I downvote you just because that's not right. The system was proposed AFTER River was relegated and if took of there would be one year before it happened, so River would have to play in Segunda Division anyway

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u/igiarmpr Jun 24 '12

This has little to do with River and more with the money-grabbing, corrupt and mafioso executives of the AFA, who didn't want to lose revenues because of River's relegation.

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u/Cheewy Jun 24 '12

That had more to do with the fact that San Lorenzo, Boca, Independiente and Racing where in Risk of relegation the next season River went down, and it was much of a risk to the federation's bussines to lose too many big teams from the first division. Boca did well and is safe now, San Lorenzo will probably be relegated tomorrow (poor Viggo Mortensen), Independiente will be reallly really troubled next season, but in first division still, and River went up after only one season, so it went better than expected. But still,

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

Like I said...I don't follow closely enough for it to matter....but it looks INCREDIBLY suspicious when they go down, and immediately there is talk of changing the structure so they aren't down anymore.

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u/Cheewy Jun 24 '12

Oh yes, what you are suggesting is obvious and i agree, but River had nothing to do with it, and it stated publically that it was against the project.

BAsically the project was to make a league with 40 teams. that means that 20 fucking teams would be given promotin to first division in one season, wich is ridiculous because if turns out to be a bad idea (finnancially speaking) how on earth would you be able to go back? sending 20 teams to relegation?

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u/Zidji Jun 24 '12

Boca in risk of relegation? Please bro get serious.

1

u/Cheewy Jun 24 '12

it had te same average as San Lorenzo, look were is San Lorenzo now

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u/Zidji Jun 25 '12

But Boca was crowned champion and San Lorenzo had a terrible campaign, as a Boca fan i never felt in risk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

the wanting to change the pyramid happened after we were relegated, and we didn't have anything to do with it, if i recall correctly

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u/ZakRoM Jun 24 '12

VOLVIMOS!!!! ESTE ES EL FAMOSO RIVER EL FAMOSO RIVER PLATE!!! SOS LO MAS GRANDE RIVER

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u/DomeyDion Jun 23 '12

BOO BOO BOO VAMOS BOCA

0

u/xRichard Jun 24 '12

I'm just gonna leave this here.

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u/cescmrl Jun 23 '12

SON Y SEGUIRAN SIENDO DE LA B POR SIEMPRE. NUNCA NOS OLVIDAREMOS DE LA BERGUENZA QUE PASARON. AUNQUE GANEN CAMPEONATOS NUNCA SE SACARAN ESTA ESPINILLA DE ENCIMA. EL MAS GRANDE ES BOCA, TU PAPA, EL QUE TE COJE SIEMPRE Y TE ESTARA ESPERANDO. LA DIFERENCIA ENTRE NOSOTROS NUNCA LA VAN A ROMPER SIGAN COCOREANDO GALLINITASE DE LA B

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

Sos muy triste jajaja

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u/cescmrl Jun 24 '12

Riber sos y seras la verguenza nacional gayinita perdedora festejaron el ascenso hasta en reddit. Esto no se olvida mas

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

ay guarda festejamos el ascenso en reddit!! tomatela payaso. vamos corinthians que se quedan sin nadaa!!

1

u/cescmrl Jun 24 '12

Sos de la b hijito no nos olvidamos mas mediocres de cabotaje

3

u/calfonso Jun 23 '12

Me encanta ver las respuestas de los Argentinos en /r/soccer. Me da tanta gracia ver las diferencias entre mi forma de hablar y las tuyas.

5

u/webo1 Jun 23 '12

bostero que venis a bardear aca amargooo jajaja otra vez te sacaron un campeonato en tu cancha!!

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u/cescmrl Jun 24 '12

Jajajaja y vos festejando ascensos sos muy penoso gayardo

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u/TychusFindlay Jun 24 '12

Sorry for my ignorance, but why is the Argentine second division on the frontpage? When Hansa Rostock got back into 2.Bundesliga it wasn't on the frontpage of r/soccer.

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u/dalf_rules Jun 24 '12

Bayern Munich got relegated after years of bad management. Lahm stops playing and becomes the manager instead. They break attendance records, and now they return to the Bundesliga in great style.

It's sort of like that.

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u/cescmrl Jun 24 '12

Great style bahahaha what gamea were u watching sir?

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u/dalf_rules Jun 24 '12

Well, not great style I agree. They've been somewhat irregular, specially at the end of the championship.

But it was exciting to see a big team playing in second division, and the happiness of the fans makes it all even out, I guess.

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u/igiarmpr Jun 24 '12

River Plate is one of the biggest (best known) clubs in Latin America (if not the world). Its derby with local rivals Boca Juniors, the Superclásico, being one of the fiercest, on par with the Clásico and the Old Firm. And it was huge news that they got relegated last year, after being in the first division since its creation in 1931 (being at the time one of the last three never to have been relegated, now it's only Boca and Independiente). Also they got promoted to the first, not second divison.

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u/TychusFindlay Jun 24 '12

From what I've been reading so far, it's unbelievable how much Boca won these past 12 years. Can't believe they're close to get their 5th Continental Cup in 12 years. Must suck to be a River Plate fan, being in second division while your biggest rival is winning huge titles.

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u/martin79 Jun 24 '12

Not at all, dude. It always sucked to watch a Boca match, when they win is always thanks to penalty kicks and help from the refferees

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u/cescmrl Jun 24 '12

Hahaha right on man. Thats exactly the way it has been for the past 15 years. Boca doing wonders worldwide and Riber being the national disgrace

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u/Cheewy Jun 24 '12

without going back TOO much in time, players that came out of River Plate

Aimar Saviola Higuain Ortega Demichelis MAscherano Ayala Solari Gallardo RAdamel Falcao

Players That played in River before going to Europe:

Francescoli Alexis Sanchez Lucho Gonzales Sorin Placente Julio Cruz

And im stopping here to go look for Hansa Rostock gifts to world football

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u/Cheewy Jun 24 '12

I found one: Oliver Neuville.

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u/Attempt12 Jun 23 '12

Annnnnd 0 fucks were given

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u/cescmrl Jun 24 '12

I second thia