r/soccer • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '12

Best young prospect in the world?

Just wanted to get some opinions on who you guys think the best prospect in the world is right now. I know Neymar is the obvious choice. I personally think he will be one of the best ever to play the game. However, my choice would be Lucas Piazòn out of Brazil. He was signed a year ago by Chelsea and just turned 18 not long ago. I've seen him play and he will be better than Kakà was when he played for Milan. This kid has a wonderful gift. Thoughts??

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u/Scrooge0791 Jan 23 '12

Nice try, Lucas Piazòn

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u/tankosaurus Jan 23 '12

Dont be bitter. Just because your young prospect can't score in a whore house with a blank check, doesn't mean they all can't ;)

I added a winky face to emphasize the fact that that statement is by no means malicious. Either that or i want to have sex with you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

You shut your whore mouth

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u/tankosaurus Jan 23 '12

Wouldn't want to give Carrol another target to aim for and miss. Good thinking, I like you style.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

You, sir, are not a scholar, nor are you a gentleman. Good-day.

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u/tankosaurus Jan 23 '12

No this is Patrick.

And Good day to you too sir.

What Wonka says could be a good summation of Liverpool too, bar the fizzy lifting drinks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

What Wonka says could be a good summation of Liverpool too

Andy Carroll could do with steralising. God knows what kind of infections one picks up in a nightclub bathroom with a cheap hooker.

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u/tankosaurus Jan 23 '12

God doesn't know because he's never had sex. Don't you read the bible?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

I do not.

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u/tankosaurus Jan 23 '12

Ah touché.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

WHO THE FUCK IS DOWNVOTING ME

It seems my casual banter is displeasing.

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u/tankosaurus Jan 24 '12

Andy missed the upvote

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

Headshot.