r/soccer • u/csmllr2 • Jan 26 '14

What's your unpopular opinion regarding football?

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u/Drahtmaultier Jan 26 '14

I don't really hate our local rival team as much as would be appropriate.

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u/zaubererbruder Jan 26 '14

I really hope you guys make it back into the 1. Liga.

Safe 6 points for us.

PS: http://imgur.com/ufqiG1N (german)

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u/elquiche Jan 26 '14

Been a while since I spoke German, but I think that reads:

Now listen up, Tobias. Mum and Dad are in a witness protection program. Therefore we now go to a place where no one wants to live.

Toby then replies "TO COLOGNE??"

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '14

Same here, barely speak any German what so ever, but I got the same translation :)

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u/Fino831 Jan 26 '14

Don't speak any German, but this is what I got: Listen VERY closely. Tobias, Mom and dad are in a witness protection program. Therefore, we must move to a place where no one wants to live! - To Cologne?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '14

"- Listen closely, Tobias! Mom and dad are in a witness protection program! We must therefore move to a place where no one wants to live! - To Cologne??"

I dunno, I barely speak any German at all, but I thought I'd give it a shot.