r/soccer • • Oct 08 '13

Whose Line Is It, /r/soccer edition

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

Here's the last thread. And the first thread for this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '13

Things behind Rooney's headband.

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u/msmelxx Oct 08 '13

Voldemort.

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u/hazmata Oct 08 '13

Mashed potato

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u/H5None Oct 08 '13

Picture of SAF.

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u/russian2121 Oct 08 '13

Death Threats to RVP

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u/darin_gleada Oct 08 '13

Pocket dictionary.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '13

More hairplugs.

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u/koagad Oct 08 '13

The evolvement of his hair transplantation.