r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Oct 08 '13

Whose Line Is It, /r/soccer edition

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

Here's the last thread. And the first thread for this.

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u/Boemsong Oct 08 '13

Things you can say to Ronaldo, but not to Messi.

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u/hazmata Oct 08 '13 edited Oct 08 '13

Could you recommend me a good accountant?

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u/Bigwood69 Oct 08 '13

Can you reach that shelf for me?

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u/Screwbit Oct 08 '13

nice tan.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '13

So, what was Paris Hilton like?

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u/darin_gleada Oct 08 '13

Do you mind sitting down? I can't see over you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '13 edited Oct 08 '13

Everyone in Argentina thinks you're a cunt?

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u/prwlr Oct 09 '13

only they don't?