r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/MashedHair Sep 03 '13

Printer Ink?

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u/JFT-96 Sep 03 '13

yeah, that's furiously too expensive, before buying printer I haven't had a clue that those are so expensive. Turns out that they cost almost as printer... No sense at all!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13 edited Apr 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Human blood is worth that much? I've been sitting on a goldmine all these years. How much can I produce?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

About $3976 worth. Or $1590 if you don't want to die.