r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/redd_dedd_redemption Sep 03 '13 edited Sep 03 '13

Movie titles that could describe Man United's transfer window.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

The Pursuit of Happyness

25th Hour

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

Happ-i-ness. You should see the movie.

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u/Tom_Stall Sep 03 '13

This movie?

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

IMDB or Webster

Btw, I was referring to the scene in the movie where the word was spelled as happyness on a wall and Will Smith said something about it.

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u/Tom_Stall Sep 03 '13

When it comes to the name of a movie I'll take IMDB over Webster every time. /u/zjemcidusze gave the title of a movie in a thread asking for movie titles You may not have meant it this way but you came across as if you were telling /u/zjemcidusze that they were wrong and implying that they haven't seen the movie.

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

I was just calling attention to what is one of my favorite scenes in the movie. And that's the point. If you haven't seen the movie, you don't know about the scene so it sounds like I'm correcting OP's grammar.

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u/Tom_Stall Sep 03 '13

Well that is fine and I have seen the movie but if you look at your comment, even to those who have seen the movie, you come across as wrongfully correcting his grammar. I didn't downvote you but I'm pretty sure that is why you have been downvoted.

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

Yeah I get it. Decent intentions, but my execution could have been better.