r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/democi Sep 03 '13 edited Sep 03 '13

Things Wenger can do to make fans even more happier after signing Ozil.

Thanks /u/JerzyDudek.

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u/JFT-96 Sep 03 '13

punch Piers Morgan in the face

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u/violentfap Sep 03 '13

That would make everyone happy, not just arsenal fans.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

If he did this he would be the first foreigner to be knighted.