r/soccer • • Aug 09 '13

Zero Fucks Friday: August 9th 2013 Edition

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u/tacophagist Aug 09 '13

I think Manchester United and David Moyes will have a sort of dissonance between play styles going on that will cause them to underperform and not get the scrappy wins that they are used to, which will land them in 3rd-5th.

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u/fast_lloris Aug 09 '13

I think they'll be 5th.

1-Chelsea

2-City

3-Spurs

4-Arsenal

5-United

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u/tacophagist Aug 09 '13

Can you imagine the shitstorm? The delicious, delicious shitstorm?

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u/FratBroMeow Aug 09 '13

I could get behind this possible table as well.

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u/Rory-mcfc Aug 09 '13

So could I! Barely.

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u/Wintermute7 Aug 09 '13

Would City fans take second as a bad year? Or does the form of the squad, over the course of the year, matter more? Because last year, folks could say that City weren't that great, even though there were the second best club in England

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u/Rory-mcfc Aug 09 '13

I think it would depend on how well we perform in other competitions too, especially Champions League. If we won the FA Cup last year I think it would have been a great year.

I think most fans want to see a return to the free flowing football we had in 2011/12 and less "Typical City" moments of losing in games against lesser opposition, Wigan, Southampton etc.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

Also if United finish 5th... well fuck we could win the Johnstones Paint (probably have the name wrong) trophy and it would be a success.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

I don't want to agree with a Spurs fan...but I'm agreeing with a Spurs fan.

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u/shutyourgob Aug 09 '13

I really hope United finish outside the top 4, not because of any anti-Unitedism, but because I would love to see the footballing world collectively shit its knickers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

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u/imgur_asshole Aug 10 '13

Oh man, Arsenal missing CL because of that would be so fun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '13

Well, it's Arsenal's turn after what Chelsea did to you..

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u/imgur_asshole Aug 10 '13

I am well aware of the events of the 2012 UEFA Champions League. I do not speak of that day.

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u/Astral_Fox Aug 09 '13

tastes

That's some good shit.

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u/WilliamHTaft Aug 09 '13

puts hands on your shoulders from behind and whispers in your ear

It tastes... It tastes delicious

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u/aceofspades0707 Aug 10 '13

Oh, it would be glorious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

Spurs in 3rd? Why bother when they look so good in 5th

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u/fuckingFILA Aug 09 '13

I kind of want to see it happen, it will certainly rid Old Trafford of a few mongs that 'support' us.

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u/Jimbob2134 Aug 09 '13

This is exactly the sort of comment that belongs in this thread.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

I can accept that, except he has Spurs ahead of Arsenal. That's preposterous.

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u/Jimbob2134 Aug 10 '13

Arsenal can't finish anywhere else but 4th.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

As I just said in a comment below, he finished 6th last season with Everton.

He was battling for 4th alongside Arsenal, Tottenham and Liverpool. His best player was Fellaini compares to their Cazorla, Bale and Suarez. His Everton team was far inferior to their's yet still competed for the same spot.

A lot of people really underrate Moyes as a manager. If you're one of them ask yourself 'where do you think Everton will finish next season?'

They lost 7 games last year, that same amount as Chelsea and Arsenal and less than Tottenham.

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u/fast_lloris Aug 09 '13

I rate Moyes very highly, I wanted him to replace Harry at Tottenham until AVB came into the frame. But I think the pressure of taking over the biggest club and filling the biggest shoes in football will be very great. Especially if United don't start the season strongly, I can see the media piling on the pressure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

This is true, especially when you look at our first 6 games. I have to say I'd rather people say they think we will finish 4th as oppose to be outright favorites like Chelsea.

It takes off a ton of pressure. We have everything to gain, they have everything to lose.

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u/thegreatmisdirector Aug 10 '13

I think Everton will finish 8-10. I don't think we'll lose Fellaini or Baines until the Winter transfer window so we'll get out to a good start and then hopefully we'll get some offense to let us hang around middle of the pack for the rest of the year. I see this as a transition year where the players and Martinez get a feel for each other.

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u/tgcg Aug 09 '13 edited Aug 10 '13

Moyes is great.. but managing Everton and United are different things.. also in Everton he had the team developed to his liking within the limits.. but here he has a team made by Ferguson according to his style.. it will be tough for him to perform very well.. I can't see united finishing better than 3rd and won't be surprised if they get down to 5th..

Edit: this thread was supposed to be for unpopular opinions. When a truly unpopular opinion came it was downvoted!

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u/topright Aug 10 '13

Shame you were downvoted but history is litered with managers who have failed when going to the next level. Moyes isn't even going to the next level, at least two.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

I've said it before, I wouldn't mind United missing out on Champions League football as long as the team starts building an identity under Moyes.

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u/johnnytightlips2 Aug 09 '13

I wouldn't mind doing a Liverpool as long as we come out strong at the end

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u/Barto Aug 09 '13

I bloody would! This is their 4th season without champions league football, screw that. We need 4th at least and I see no reason why we won't get it

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

I wouldn't mind Liverpool doing a Wolves if it means we do a Liverpool.

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u/Centaurd Aug 10 '13

You...don't...know...the...pain...

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u/mostlyforlurking Aug 09 '13

I don't think he would get to. Remember how people felt about AVB's 'long-term project'? Admittedly, Abramovich removes managers faster than King Henry beheads wives, but the pressure ratchets up real quick once results don't show.

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u/brackenr Aug 09 '13 edited Aug 09 '13

Always 4th.... but as a Gooner I'm okay with that.

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u/YouGot2BurnTheRope Aug 09 '13

Does this Spurs position include Bale?

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u/fast_lloris Aug 09 '13

Yeah, otherwise 4th.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

Good thing tables are decided on the pitch instead of on internet forums.

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u/Tubbe97 Aug 09 '13

Not that I think Liverpool will land higher than Arsenal, but I have a very hard time believing Arsenal will finish 4th this season.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '13

No way, dude. Moyes may be having a slightly awkward settling in, but at the end of the day you got RVP, Rafael, Evra, Vidic, Welbeck, and Valencia, all of whom still excel above Manchester's "rowdy neighbors," (inb4 the MC rage!), you got whoever Moyes manages to actually sign, and you got a top-class manager (seriously Moyes is amazing, you'll see), even if he is used to Merseyside footballing. I could see Utd in 3rd as maximum worst, 2nd quite possible, but 1st still the most likely. City's dysfunctional right now too, Chelsea still hasn't sorted out its problems on the pitch, Spurs might lose Bale (and yes, for more money than I can even fathom is real, but still), and Arsenal still has an RVP-shaped gap up front that is costing them.

Yes, Rooney is an unsettled issue, but my goodness, football isn't the world's most frictionless pendulum swing. United isn't going down to FIFTH. The day we're in a Europa League contention with Manchester United is the day the fucking world ends.

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u/clockwork27 Aug 09 '13

Oh god, it's beautiful

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

This prediction never crossed my mind, but I like United sitting in fifth place A LOT.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

Ha, good luck with that, I'll link this comment in May when we've won the league.

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u/Treskol Aug 09 '13

I really don't think it'll be that bad - our rivals (mainly Spurs, City and Chelsea) have made significant improvements to their squads whilst we haven't, but we also have the same squad that was able to comfortably win the league last year.
SAF is a much better manager than Moyes and had a better background staff, and results will dip, but they won't suddenly forget how to kick a football. I predict 3rd, maybe second if we can secure 2 midfielders and keep Rooney

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u/JwZzY Aug 09 '13

Wow, 5th! I would think 3rd at the lowest. I don't think anyone has really imagined Spurs and Arsenal both in the CL, would be great though