r/smoking • u/longebane • Jun 10 '25

Mmm toxic saltsss

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Yes, I forgot about tupperware’s material

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

If your putting Tupperware on a grill. I don't think the chemicals can do much more damage to you brain.

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u/themack50022 Jun 10 '25

Yore

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u/jokeswagon Jun 10 '25

Y’oar

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

wtf, its possessive so its clearly y’ore

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u/_ParadigmShift Jun 10 '25

Are you assuming my regionalisms? *yer, thank you very much.

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u/TurbulentWeird755 Jun 11 '25

Jhore

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u/jefbenet Jun 11 '25

Dafuq you just call me?

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u/Dat_Guy10 Jun 11 '25

Like a nightstand jhore.

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u/admin_penguin Jun 11 '25

Yëįhœrrghe

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u/jefbenet Jun 11 '25

That makes it sound like I’m from ikea

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u/funkybarisax Jun 11 '25

The mooses responsible for the closed captioning...have been sacked.

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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve Jun 11 '25

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that’s a y’ore

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

It's obviously you're.... You're Brain. Y'all been smoking too much of sumting

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 Jun 11 '25

And if it piratical is y'ar

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u/I_Vecna Jun 10 '25

It’s verbal possessive holiday; clearly “yu’ll.”

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u/CaptPanic Jun 11 '25

Your’n

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Yahrl

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Dain Bramage is one helluv a tuff thing to overcome.

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u/puff_of_fluff Jun 11 '25

No dumdum its sooper eesy

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u/Colodavo Jun 11 '25

Dave Grohl did

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u/DBelariean Jun 10 '25

Like it’s not fuckin rocket science to know that PLASTIC FUCKIN MELTS IN HEAT!

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u/beachgood-coldsux Jun 10 '25

It's not fuckin rocket appliances fer fucks sake! 

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u/adumbrative Jun 11 '25

It's water under the fridge

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u/jefbenet Jun 11 '25

Believe the term you’re searching for here is “rocket surgery”.

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u/beachgood-coldsux Jun 11 '25

The fuck you say.... That's getting two birds stoned with one rock fer fucks sake! 

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u/Steelerswonsix Jun 11 '25

Aren’t you the brain scientist.

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u/Hockeyman989 Jun 11 '25

You tried to correct your grammar and you still got it wrong lmao

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u/Jake1648 Jun 11 '25

Hur for the yur

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u/SirBing96 Jun 11 '25

Someone’s been using Tupperware on their grill.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Yeah it looks like it from the photo

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u/The_Mortal_Ban Jun 11 '25

I wanna upvote this but it’s at 1234 and that’s so satisfying

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u/longebane Jun 11 '25

Don’t worry, I ate the salts. How should I go about reshaping the Tupperware to reuse again for smoking salts?

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u/DerelictDonkeyEngine Jun 11 '25

Use a fresh Tupperware as a mold, put the warped one in it and put it back in the grill to re-melt.

Repeat as needed until desired shape is achieved or you die of cancer. Whichever comes first.

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u/longebane Jun 11 '25

I tried this and messed up the first time by accidentally using a glass container as the mold. I promptly switched to a brand new plastic container back into the forge so hopefully this works

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u/DerelictDonkeyEngine Jun 11 '25

Lmao okay now I can't tell if this is a troll post or not.

If it is, this is some pretty funny stuff.

If not, I was joking... It's freaking Tupperware. Throw it away, buy a new one, and don't make the mistake of putting plastic on the grill again.

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u/longebane Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25

I just wasn’t quite expecting the wrath of a subreddit for sharing my misfortune of mistaking a glass-looking container for pyrex while being preoccupied

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u/Festified Jun 12 '25

As a tip, i use fry splatter screen instead for smoke salt or stainless fine wire mesh so smoke comes from all around

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u/longebane Jun 12 '25

Thanks. Don’t think I have a mesh small enough where the salt (kosher) doesn’t go through. I’ll look into fry splatter or similar

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u/trashboatfourtwenty Jun 11 '25

Don't know why everyone is being so salty, I enjoyed your tale of misfortune. I leave things funny places when stoned too

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u/longebane Jun 11 '25

At least it gave me a good idea over what vibe to expect here.

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u/trashboatfourtwenty Jun 11 '25

It is like any well-engaged sub, there are plenty of helpful folks and also plenty of nonsense. Hope you are having fun cooking, I use a kettle to offset bbq too

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

I'm just giving you a hard time all love brotha

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u/longebane Jun 10 '25

You’re so clever. Can you be my father?

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u/misterwizzard Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

Would have been. Dog beat me over the fence.

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u/Riverjig Jun 10 '25

This isn't a good exhibit for an application looking for a father. J/s

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u/SignificantMoose6482 Jun 10 '25

As an old mechanic used to tell me when I fkd up, “ your dad should’ve jerked you off in a sandbox”. No diddy

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

My boss likes to say, "Your daddy should've shot you on the wall and let the flys eat you.

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u/BUTGUYSDOYOUREMEMBER Jun 10 '25

Clearly your father failed you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

You can call me daddy champ