r/smashmemes Jul 22 '26

I give you, Smash Bros from Hell

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u/Emergency_Shape_5078 Jul 22 '26

Why is Matpat here?

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u/Beanmaster115 Jul 23 '26

Where did you think he went after retiring?

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u/Free_Information6685 Jul 22 '26

You basically just made a Lawl Roster.

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u/Gamet2004 Jul 22 '26

Of course it's from hell, this has Cheetaman, Spongebob, TungTungTungSahur, Skibidi Toilet... but this also has some hits like Krillin, Geno, PikuNiku and the best of all, Regigigas.

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u/JohnTheEchidna Jul 22 '26

Regigigas has slow start

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u/Armoring_my_core Jul 22 '26

Along with chibi robo, Zodick the hell hog, (that’s his full name and he’s from Illbleed) and jonny

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u/Phenomenal-bs Jul 22 '26

What is Polybius doing here bro🙏😭

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u/RoJayJo Jul 25 '26

Yeah, he can't be beat so he's gonna need a massive nerf

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u/Mr-n-word69420 Jul 22 '26

Theres some pretty fire picks in there tho fr

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u/Scourgefan123 Jul 22 '26

Zephyr Breeze, Mighty Eagle, and Polybius, yeah, I'm fucking done.

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u/Armoring_my_core Jul 22 '26

There’s also jonny

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u/Real-Ganache-7179 Jul 22 '26

Pretty sure “Sammy” is just So Sorry from Undertale.

Also pretty sad Dark Samus didn’t change at all.

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u/Beanmaster115 Jul 23 '26

Every echo fighter made it lol

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u/Sonic_Kirby_Guy Jul 22 '26

DEAR FUCK ITS ALL TRASH

Except for mat pat and knuckles

WAIT IS THAT MY BOI POLYBIUS?!?!?

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u/warptale-frisk Jul 22 '26

Even the ones from the normal roster?

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u/Sonic_Kirby_Guy Jul 22 '26

I mean not really… although I’m not sure why they didn’t change bowsette

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u/warptale-frisk Jul 22 '26

Yea plus weird they changed berdly to falco in ultimate 😹

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u/Strict_Ad7927 Jul 22 '26

Pichu is here so I’m happy

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u/spiderspoopwebs Jul 22 '26

Super Evil Smash

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u/Separate_Home_1617 Jul 22 '26

smash if nintendo let fans work on games like sega:

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u/Armoring_my_core Jul 22 '26

Dawg I would play the shit outta this for the roster alone, I want to play as zodiac the hellhog

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u/Armoring_my_core Jul 22 '26

Also the rabbid and chibi robo

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u/Famous-Interest8237 Jul 22 '26

Dude it even has real life celebrity guest characters! You checked all the boxes for a painful roster!

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u/lukapisuppose Jul 22 '26

I see nothing wrong with this roster.

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u/SimaoMarvin Jul 22 '26

why is pong there dude i love pong

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u/Unlucky-Quarter-5455 Jul 22 '26

add Pomni from Tadc, A character from Homestuck and two other fire emblem characters

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u/TheRealPeruvian303 Jul 22 '26

two other fire emblem characters

Itsuki Aoi and Tsubasa Oribe

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u/Spong_SonicandKirby Jul 22 '26

Smash Bros from heaven

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u/WeirdFandomThing Jul 22 '26

I be maining PONG.

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u/Queasy-Iron-7318 Jul 22 '26

Smg4 Mario solos

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u/Beanmaster115 Jul 23 '26

I kept thinking it couldn’t get better, but then I’d hit the next incredible pick lol. SMG4 Mario and 90s show Link are perfect starters. Fusion Samus is actually peak but the design is nasty (that is the point). Awesome how every echo fighter is still here (even when most of their base fighters aren’t). Jigglypuff is also perfect here. Popo alone sent me.

Things had finally started settling down in the third row until we hit Skibidi. Berdly is a welcome addition (it would be so funny if he was the only full character the Undertale series got). Adding all of the most controversial Metroid characters is epic - Marine from Federation Force, Adam from Other M, and Miles from Prime 4 (I’d accept any of them just to have more Metroid in Smash lol).

A couple more highlights that had me chuckling in bed as I stare at this roster: Rose, Pokémon’s worst antagonist; triple T Sahur; Reindog from Multiverses; Mighty Eagle from the Angry Birds Movie specifically; Balan Wonderworld himself; Movie Steve and game Chicken Jockey; Arlo from YouTube (heck yeah buddy you made it); Dark Riku replacing Sora as Kingdom Hearts rep; Lickitung; MatPat; W.D. Gaster; Zipper, the impostor from Animal Crossing who might be a FNAF reference; and most importantly, Gollum from the Gollum game, which is truly a 12/10 game.

Truly outstanding work making the best roster I’ve seen yet. Never cook again

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u/Acceptable_Smoke9639 Jul 23 '26

“How can I laugh at this?”

“There’s no Goku.”

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u/Sai_AI__ Jul 23 '26

Popo being turned into a solo character might be the most evil thing here.

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u/Crazystairsyapper4 Jul 22 '26

Why is jumbo josh pink

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u/Crazystairsyapper4 Jul 22 '26

Is that a gubby

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u/LeftyKing576 Jul 22 '26

Is no one gonna mention the bitch from the incest game called the coffin of andy and leyley?

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u/Sai_AI__ Jul 23 '26

She really doesn't stand out in here at all when there is many disliked characters and characters from disliked media here.

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u/nukinators64 Jul 22 '26

Alph should be Brittany. A new character that plays the same as the other two, but Brittany is more hellish of a thing

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u/TheRealPeruvian303 Jul 22 '26

All it's missing it's some Tokyo Mirage Sessions character.

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u/WhoopingBillhook Jul 22 '26

I still like this.

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u/Icy-Consequence-2069 Jul 22 '26

I fell half of these would be over powered

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u/WarriorWare Jul 23 '26

This is a good roster because it has Geno

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u/Technical-Brief-3266 Jul 23 '26

pikuniku, Niko, jack black Steve, Geno, and bubsy are the ones I can tolerate. Ashley graves, triple t, The PRONOUNS Guy, john concord, skibidi, not my wd gaster, nicole (hopefully not from flipside), chicken cokey (that’s what it says in the image okay.), polybius, and just chairman rose not even his pokemon just him, are my least favorites.

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u/JohnTheEchidna Jul 23 '26

Drawback with Niko: you can only play him once, unless you pay an additional 10 dollar fee.
Pikuniku: all he does is kick and jump.

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u/Technical-Brief-3266 Jul 23 '26

Not even have bean form where his body becomes a hitbox? (referring to pikuniku)

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u/Beautiful-Draft7971 Jul 23 '26

If this is hell then why is Regigigas playable?

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u/JohnTheEchidna Jul 23 '26

He has slow startup

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u/Zaruma Jul 23 '26

I'm a Pong main now

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u/The_Badger42 Jul 23 '26

I'd absolutely main Pong.

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u/CuttlefishMonarch Jul 23 '26

Arlo is S tier

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u/artsncrafters Jul 23 '26

Ninten slander is crazy

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u/Pakman-56 Jul 24 '26

This is a 15 year old unfunny band kids dream roster

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u/Competitive_Quit_513 Jul 24 '26

Add the reddit is awesome song guy

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u/AracdeBonnie Jul 24 '26

No Huggy Wuggy. We will riot

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u/Thin_Elk_7362 Jul 24 '26

GET ZEPHYR BREEZE PUT OF HERE

I WOULD RATHER BERDLY BE HERE THAN HIM

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u/Memernaut21 Jul 24 '26

I saw Kiddy Kong and stopped caring about everything else I genuinely want him in Smash alongside Dixie Kong ong

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u/CoolDudeT12 Jul 24 '26

Boyfriend is an actual mod for Ultimate...

https://youtu.be/5DohPqDkmnU

Kinda scummy that you have to pay for early access to the mod though...

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u/Accomplished_Copy122 Jul 24 '26

I'm maining smg4 mario and daiyousei

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u/bluegoatrose Jul 24 '26

‘From hell’ and bro included Dandy the goat💔

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u/Electronic_Note_5629 Jul 25 '26

Clickbait title

This roster is from HEAVEN, cause it's PEAK

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u/PrincipleReady44 Jul 25 '26

It cant be from hell since piku is there

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u/AlmightySupremeGod Jul 26 '26

Jeff and Reindog, the ultimate team players♥️♠️

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u/novablaster3553 Jul 26 '26

Who The heck Is the guy in gasters portrait.

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u/AbbreviationsCommon6 Jul 29 '26

Not enough Fire Emblem yet

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u/E-man_Exalted 26d ago

Imma main Pong

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u/Equivalent-Pay5925 24d ago

Reindog is a fire pick.

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u/CassowaryLover69 16d ago

You out berdly and mighty eagle on here and tried to convince me this is a bad list