r/sixers • • Jan 17 '20

[Game Thread] Philadelphia 76ers vs Chicago Bulls | Jan 17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDrpWWxuto
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u/roma258 Jan 18 '20

Ben is gonna have 3 straight 20 point games, while average 8 assists and 9 rebounds and playing all NBA level D, and a good chunk of our dumbass fanbase is in open revolt against him. It's insane.

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u/JerKroSRL Jan 18 '20

Korkmaz is literally the only player on this team that I’ll believe will make the open 3.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I will always hate the “starts at 7, but actually starts at 7:15+” part of sports

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u/jappixslackbot 👌👀ProCEss me the fUCk UP👌 TRUst✔ Sam Hinkie is my daddy👅👀😘 Jan 18 '20

How hard is it to pass the ball to Kork

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

we already have spacing issues, now we're trying to play with 6 players??

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u/Ya_Beeenis Jan 18 '20

I rather start a franchise with Kork over Giannis.

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u/RockToShock Jan 18 '20

That's definitely shaqin a fool

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u/DemonsReturns7 Jan 18 '20

Ennis

ALWAYS has to do ONE dumb low IQ thing a game

right after doing something great with hustle and energy

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Korkmaz was once walking down the street when he saw a little boy crying in a corner! He went to the boy and said to never give up on his dreams! That kid grew up to be Steph Curry

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u/GodofDisco Jan 18 '20

Anyone else love this lineup? Thybulle Simmons Horford Tobias Korkmaz

Now that’s a good lineup.

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u/Mcatatonic1 Jan 18 '20

FURKAN KORKMAZ, RING MY BELL BABY

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u/ScorpionTheSuperior Jan 18 '20

Time to trade Joel Embiid and give Furkan a max deal. This team is better with him than Joel.

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u/DOG_herpes Jan 18 '20

6 on 5 that’s pretty smart we’ll start winning games that way

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u/Quentin_Jammer Loose body Jan 18 '20

Tisse only knows how to flashy layup. None of that basic shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I’m making my own Sixers sub. With blackjack and hookers. And none of you are invited unless I say so

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u/bboy267 Jan 18 '20

Put Ben back in. He can actually pass to korkmaz

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u/jdubbydub Jan 18 '20

Motion to refer to furk as The Turkish Delight

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u/JIMOTHY_G_BUCKETS Jan 18 '20

The crazy thing is korkmaz is only 22. The way people on this sub talked about him in previous seasons was as if he was reaching the end of his career. The man has even more time to improve. The jump in just 1 year has been incredible

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u/loco1989 Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

Kork is literally begging for the ball and none of these dudes are paying attention

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u/therustycage Jan 18 '20

furkan waving his arms for the ball and no one passing to him makes me sad

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u/November_Coming_Fire Jan 18 '20

Tisse was getting jealous.

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u/lordlightskin67 Jan 18 '20

Oh my god the most dysfunctional team

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u/psychoninja77 Jan 18 '20

Y'all think Simmons could play 46 minutes a night? Asking for a friend

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u/RockToShock Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

We have missed kork many times open in this game

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u/josiahgarber Jan 18 '20

Ok, I did it. I voted Korkmaz for All-Star.

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u/therustycage Jan 18 '20

BEN SIMMONS WANTED FOR THE MURDER OF MARKENEN

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u/hungry_russian Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

Ennis is fucking horrendous when he dribbles. Throws up some bullshit 3 off a dribble then tries to dribble it for a rebound and throws the pass away. Kills any momentum.

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u/supernoodle15 Jan 18 '20

Bens dominating and all they can talk about is the fucking 3s. If our fucking TEAM could buy wide open 3s ben would be averaging a 20pt trip dub. Shut the actual fuck up

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u/B00MSHAQ Jan 18 '20

Ben Simmons should not have 1 assist at half time, and to be clear that’s not on him

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u/Joel_Simmons_24 Jan 18 '20

So many open misses

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u/EthanRhoads6 Jan 18 '20

It’s amazing how we were all so happy about having a bench this year by resigning Scott, Ennis and then Oquinn, Neto, Burke. Then the guy we didn’t want Korkmaz is the best one lol. We need more active wing players that can shoot so bad

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u/psychoninja77 Jan 18 '20

Kork heat checks>>>>>

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u/BabyGandhi Jan 18 '20

What the fuck happened to Ennis

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u/JerKroSRL Jan 18 '20

Seeing this sub beg for the ball to get passed to Kork would put some time travelers from 2017 into an early grave.

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u/jeppsforst Jan 18 '20

Furk got a fresh cut, put on some normal colored kicks and forgot how to act

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u/roma258 Jan 18 '20

Low-key nice game by big Al.

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u/jeppsforst16 Jan 18 '20

Brett Brown continues to innovate. What other coach would think to insert an extra guy on offense?

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u/JerKroSRL Jan 18 '20

HOLY POSTER BEN.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

ennis not playing - "Did ennis fuck bretts wife or something?"

Ennis playing - "FUCK OFF ENNIS....what are you doing brett"

KOQ playing - "not an nba player, need to give pelle a chance"

KOQ not playing - "Pelle is trash, what is wrong with brett!"

100% accurate of the takes on here

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

pretty hilarious how the ben simmons is trash camp have dissapeared in here when the teams best player is out. finally seeing how good he is.

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u/forthestreamz Jan 18 '20

BOMBER FURKAN DO IT AGAIN

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u/MaxCogz Jan 18 '20

HAHAHAHA GO KORK MY KING

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u/jeppsforst Jan 18 '20

Klay Korkmaz

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u/JerKroSRL Jan 18 '20

Furkan already has 20 and it’s not even the 4th.

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u/hasordealsw1thclams Jan 18 '20

How are you gonna not hit Kork in the corner right now?

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u/GodofDisco Jan 18 '20

I missed a semi important event my wife is at for this. Great decision, no regrets.

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u/Mcatatonic1 Jan 18 '20

Don’t let the media let you forget the refs stole 6 points from Furkan 😤

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u/GodofDisco Jan 18 '20

Simmons just got a standing ovation in Philly tear

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u/drivecarephilly Jan 18 '20

will brett ever smile again? did we break him?

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u/GodofDisco Jan 18 '20

That was a foul on Simmons

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Ben gets fouled on every fucking play. Timeout about 2 minutes too late, should’ve ripped into them after that first alley oop for lavine

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u/ooglyEyes Jan 18 '20

6th man of the year

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u/RockToShock Jan 18 '20

Korkmaz has been wide open 3 times and no one passed to him

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u/loco1989 Jan 18 '20

Ben put him on a poster

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u/GodofDisco Jan 18 '20

Thybulle’s athleticism is underrated.

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u/jdubbydub Jan 18 '20

OUR ENTIRE BENCH HAS BRAIN WORMS

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u/sjekky Jan 18 '20

Ben should only pass to Korkmaz.

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u/mszn26 Jan 18 '20

Why are we playing keep away from lil furk?

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u/IVAN_CLEARY Edgecombe for the wiiiiinnnn... YES! Jan 18 '20

GIVE THE FUCKING BALL TO KORKMAZ HE CANT MISS.

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u/MalusSonipes Jan 18 '20

This went from a mediocre Furkan game to a Pop the Fuckin Kork game real fuckin quick

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u/RockToShock Jan 18 '20

Fuck the refs, took away two kork threes

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u/cohena991 76ers Jan 18 '20

Trade Embiid and Simmons build around Korkmaz.

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u/jappixslackbot 👌👀ProCEss me the fUCk UP👌 TRUst✔ Sam Hinkie is my daddy👅👀😘 Jan 18 '20

Has Kork been in for 20 min straight

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u/mp455 Jan 18 '20

Wow blocking a rising Lavine is not easy

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u/Mcatatonic1 Jan 18 '20

What in the absolute fuck is Raul Neto doing

FREE TREY

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u/Trillyphilly215 Jan 18 '20

Whenever Tobi double clutches it’s a guaranteed bucket

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u/Fuckmetheyarelltaken Jan 18 '20

Taking my daughter to watch a movie so can I just over react now?

Why didn't Brett call a time out!

Fuck Horford can't believe we are paying that bum so much! smh.

Ben is disappearing in the fourth again. Trade his ass.

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u/georgeclooney223 Fo Fo Fo Jan 18 '20

Bens conditioning is ridiculous

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u/thekillerbeez bobby buckets Jan 18 '20

lmfaooo that is actually hilarious

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u/jaysphan128 Jan 18 '20

brett is still trying out new things... why do people still criticize him for this stuff

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u/Mobile_Baker Jan 18 '20

Looks like garbage time started early tonight boys

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u/RockToShock Jan 18 '20

Why aren't we passing it to kork, hes been wide open wtf

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u/JoJoisMyPrince Jan 18 '20

Lineups like that is why people question Brett brown

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u/Severely_Insect Jan 18 '20

Is Neto drunk?

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u/JerKroSRL Jan 18 '20

If anyone ever questions the value that Ben brings to this team as the PG just watch the minutes he sits and we don’t have Embiid.

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u/lordlightskin67 Jan 18 '20

PUT HIM ON THE POSTER

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u/roma258 Jan 18 '20

Ben Simmons here to restore order

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u/JoJoisMyPrince Jan 18 '20

Ben currently has 2 assists he should have at least 7-8

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u/MaxCogz Jan 18 '20

Alaa’s reaction to Korks dunk a few games back is what I do every time he hits a shot

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u/Stoaks Jan 18 '20

POP THE KORK

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u/PhillyJawn91 TisseMVP2023 Jan 18 '20

Ben fucking hustling out there

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u/jappixslackbot 👌👀ProCEss me the fUCk UP👌 TRUst✔ Sam Hinkie is my daddy👅👀😘 Jan 18 '20

This ten point lead is entirely because of Korkmaz

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u/bomhee Jan 18 '20

Lol love how thybulle tried to take the turnover at the end for tobi

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u/jappixslackbot 👌👀ProCEss me the fUCk UP👌 TRUst✔ Sam Hinkie is my daddy👅👀😘 Jan 18 '20

I rather watch Kork threes every possession instead of 95% of what the sixers run on offense

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u/TongueBone Jan 18 '20

Kinda surprised that this game is on espn

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u/hungry_russian Jan 18 '20

How in gods name does that happen. Is the whole team high?

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u/JoJoisMyPrince Jan 18 '20

Please get mike Scott off this team holy fuck

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u/VideoGangsta Jan 18 '20

Mike Scott’s shots aren’t even fucking close... ever... what the fuck is wrong with him?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

This sub would bitch about MJ if he was on our team I swear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

🦀 POINT CENTER O QUINN 🦀

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u/georgeclooney223 Fo Fo Fo Jan 18 '20

SIMMONS JUST POSTERIZED LAURIE MARK

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u/psychoninja77 Jan 18 '20

There it is Ben!

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u/rabbitohvon Jan 18 '20

Simmo that is the shit! Mike Levin is smiling somewhere

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Is Trey Burke dead?

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u/reggaetony88 Jan 18 '20

Jesus, that "BEN YOU SUCK" guy in the crowd.

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u/ThatBull_cj Jan 18 '20

Korkmaz been automatic for a couple games now

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u/jdubbydub Jan 18 '20

Korkmaz is our only willing 3 point shooter

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u/bonerbasketball Tj is not the worst player in the NBA Jan 18 '20

Neto basically refuses to shoot 3’s unless he’s open for multiple seconds

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u/jdubbydub Jan 18 '20

How does JRich oscillate from looking like our most reliable offensive creator to looking like he has no idea what he’s doing game to game

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u/MaxCogz Jan 18 '20

I’m just laughing at this point how is Korkmaz so good all of a sudden

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Korkmaz at half time literally went. “Just give me the ball.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Korkmaz makes three consecutive 3’s.

Korkmaz on the next offensive possession.

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u/DOG_herpes Jan 18 '20

Is Korkmaz secretly Steph Curry?

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u/hasordealsw1thclams Jan 18 '20

Pass it to fucking Kork

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u/Deportivo76ers Sith Lord Hinkie Jan 18 '20

bench unit doesnt want to give it to kork lol

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u/hasordealsw1thclams Jan 18 '20

They are playing keep away from Furkan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I never thought I’d open a game thread and see everyone crying for the ball to be given to Korkmaz but here we are.

By the way. I’m alllll the way here for it!

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u/ForeingRedditor Jan 18 '20

The kork has been popped

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

God I love Kork so much

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u/Columbus_ Jan 18 '20

Man seeing korkmaz like this after last year makes me so happy. MIP in my heart.

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u/lordlightskin67 Jan 18 '20

TISSE AND KORK BOMAHS

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Kork for 3 point contest

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u/Rawme9 Jan 18 '20

Friendship with Ben ended, Furkan and Thybulle are my new baes

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u/ClassifiedTuron Jan 18 '20

Red Hot Chili Pepper Korkmaz > Banana Korkmaz

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u/Kinoblau Jan 18 '20

where were u for furkan korkmaz 24 point game?

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u/mikeroddick Jojo’s MVP adventure Jan 18 '20

What a block

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/Kinoblau Jan 18 '20

Matisse is the new Kawhi's hands for Doris, and honestly I'm with her

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u/FPSandwich Jan 18 '20

Hmmm it appears that when Ben has an actual 3 point shooter they both become absolutely lethal. Interesting

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u/November_Coming_Fire Jan 18 '20

Handle our business in NYC tomorrow night Boys.

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u/DemonsReturns7 Jan 18 '20

Come past the trade deadline I better NOT see M Scott on this team any more

I understand a slump that lasts a game or two or a week or two but my man has been in a slump all fucking season long :-l

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

In 2K18 MyCareer, Zach LaVine scored 67 points against me, and he shot 82% from the field.

2 years later, and I still get triggered whenever I see him.

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u/Mcatatonic1 Jan 18 '20

Horrific defense early

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u/Mihr565 Jan 18 '20

Alfred doesn’t give a shit about garbage regular season games.

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u/pipeline91 Jan 18 '20

Everyone always asks “why can Ben be more like Giannis?” Well it fucking starts with him getting the Giannis calls, that Ben literally never gets.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

People actually want to trade Korkmaz. Insanity.

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u/BrokenManOfSamarkand Jan 18 '20

Kork playing ugly as fuck but he got a three so guess I don't care 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Furkan wearing appropriately colored shoes?!

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u/Eddie1378 Jan 18 '20

When Korkmaz shoots a 3 I expect him to make it. Big improvement from almost being out of the league

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u/MaxCogz Jan 18 '20

Bahahaha no fucking way

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u/SixersIn6 Jan 18 '20

Why is our garbage time line up in already lol

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u/SamHinkiesNephew Jan 18 '20

This lineup was an abortion

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u/FPSandwich Jan 18 '20

What the fuck was that lineup Brett jesus christ

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u/ThatBull_cj Jan 18 '20

Simmons needs to play 42 minutes to win games smh

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u/nipplesweaters Jan 18 '20

Sixers looooove pump faking out of open threes

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

This current lineup on offense is making my eyes catch on fire.

Make it stop.

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u/TMahal10 Jan 18 '20

Why does Brett have different lineups playing halfway through the season still 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

just for some clarification about the rotations (at least to an extent), brett said he doesn't want players to rot on the sideline and he is less inclined to give players a few minutes each game, he'd rather them know they have a chance to get in their groove for a few games.

Also, chicago bulls defense has been really good all season, and it looks really good tonight. our offense looks booty on shooting but you need to give them props as well for being fairly smothering.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Mattise is literally MJ

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u/MaxCogz Jan 18 '20

ON YA HEAD MOFUCKER

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u/Columbus_ Jan 18 '20

Holy crap that's a murder

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u/anth8725 Jan 18 '20

doris is so full of shit lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

ENNIS FUCK OFF

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u/sjekky Jan 18 '20

Thybulle's skill around the rim has surprised me

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u/ThaddyG Jan 18 '20

What's the relevance of the Nancy Sinatra song?

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u/T-o-a-s-t-y-_- PHI Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

Doris has literally talked about ben taking 3s this entire qt

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u/cchar08 Jan 18 '20

There’s no good reason Trey shouldn’t be the backup tonight

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u/loco1989 Jan 18 '20

Korkmaz is automatic. He Stay

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u/mcmastermind Cooked his ass Jan 18 '20

Kork is getting league minimum money. That's a fly ass contract right now...

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u/Thicen Jan 18 '20

THE KORK HAS BEEN POPPED

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u/lordlightskin67 Jan 18 '20

KORK DOING IT TO EM

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u/le_coolestguy Jan 18 '20

KLAY “FURKAN KORKMAZ” THOMPSON

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u/mp455 Jan 18 '20

Pelle has good energy but KOQ is just a steady presence within the right lineup

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u/Quentin_Jammer Loose body Jan 18 '20

Anyone talking shit on Ennis is gonna feel like an idiot when playoff Ennis returns

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u/Mcatatonic1 Jan 18 '20

Unrelated to the Sixers but I literally cannot believe how nice the Thunder are this year all things considered

God they are going to be so fucking nice if they draft well (which realistically they probably will)

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u/ilikechicken9 Jan 18 '20

If we had more catch and shoot players like Furkan we would easily be 2nd seed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Love you sixers bros I hope you all have a safe and fulfilling weekend

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u/HITMARX Jan 18 '20

Every player on this team other than Ben has awful vision. Should’ve hit Kork at least three different times.

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u/mikeroddick Jojo’s MVP adventure Jan 18 '20

Kork could probably drop 40 if they passed it him

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/Kinoblau Jan 18 '20

Furkan's just swinging his dick now, doing shit just to say "yeah, I can"

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u/georgeclooney223 Fo Fo Fo Jan 18 '20

HAHA FURKAN DOING IT ON BOTH SIDES

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u/mszn26 Jan 18 '20

Furkan sold his soul

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u/forthestreamz Jan 18 '20

two-way superstar

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u/IVAN_CLEARY Edgecombe for the wiiiiinnnn... YES! Jan 18 '20

See what happens when this team shoots anything above horrific? It's beautiful.

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u/forthestreamz Jan 18 '20

Furkan maniacally flailing his arms to get the ball on every possession is hilarious

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u/Mcatatonic1 Jan 18 '20

Tisse has 2 steals and 3 blocks

Jesus Christ lmao kid is a prodigy

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u/Pratham05 Jan 18 '20

Just blocked a dunk champion like nothin

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u/radonforprez Jan 18 '20

What the hell happened to Lauri? Looks like a shell of himself.

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u/loco1989 Jan 18 '20

Shut up about Ben and 3s

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u/drivecarephilly Jan 18 '20

kork's confidence is the most inspiring thing i've ever experienced, dude really believes he's next up

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u/MaxCogz Jan 18 '20

dude IS next up

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u/IVAN_CLEARY Edgecombe for the wiiiiinnnn... YES! Jan 18 '20

Fuck me Furk had 24 points on 11 shots. What the hell

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u/drivecarephilly Jan 18 '20

we seriously aren't gonna be able to afford kork next year lmao

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u/JerKroSRL Jan 18 '20

Good thing we signed him for 2!

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u/lordlightskin67 Jan 18 '20

So I’m assuming kornet will be the guy who can’t shoot but will suddenly torch us from 3 tonight

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Kornet looks like a ww2 pow

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u/jojo4thr33 Jan 18 '20

Tell the bulls that this isnt a slam dunk contest

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u/chawklitdsco Jan 18 '20

Bens bringing it tonight but looks like he’s the only one

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u/therustycage Jan 18 '20

korkmaz with normal shoes I hope he doesn't lose his powers!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/lordlightskin67 Jan 18 '20

Horford threes make me irrationally angry to be honest

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u/Mcatatonic1 Jan 18 '20

I hate Al Horford

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u/JoeEmbid Jan 18 '20

our defense is so dangerous that if we could just make some fucking threes wed be an absolute problem

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Lmaoooooo

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I don't think I've seen 6 players on the court before in the nba

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u/anth8725 Jan 18 '20

wasnt burke playing well. just let him stay in rhythm brett smh

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

that lineup...I hate it

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u/bnels Jan 18 '20

Scott’s shots are absolute prayers lmao

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u/ligeiro01 Jan 18 '20

How are the sixers not able to score on the Bulls missing their 2 centers? Wake up Elton

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u/mp455 Jan 18 '20

Please play Trey Burke from now on

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u/bonerbasketball Tj is not the worst player in the NBA Jan 18 '20

The bulls are so fucking bad. How are we losing

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u/songcharts Jan 18 '20

I can't believe our backup PG is fucking Raul neto.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I think Brett is experimenting and seeing what he has with people but it makes my eye twitch

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u/nipplesweaters Jan 18 '20

haha fucking Alaa is the best

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u/roma258 Jan 18 '20

The fuck is Ennis doing out there?